Sorry if this is old, I saw this earlier today, and.. It's so stupid I just had to share it with you guys.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/11/1337-speak.html
"I can see why parents are worried about leet speak, because it can lead to.... Danger".
Wow, I'm convinced!
1337 f0r teh Dangerz!
Created 17 years ago2006-12-01 23:09:28 UTC by
Saribous
Created 17 years ago2006-12-01 23:09:28 UTC by
Saribous
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-01 23:09:28 UTC
Post #204779
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-01 23:46:25 UTC
Post #204787
rofl, wdf. Ive never talked to anyone whos used that advanced l33t speak
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-01 23:58:40 UTC
Post #204788
What bullshit.
"Im gonna hack ur computer!! MUAHAHAH!!!"
"Im gonna hack ur computer!! MUAHAHAH!!!"
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 00:19:24 UTC
Post #204789
l33t is news to these parents??
That's funny. No, it's not funny. It's hilarious. It's been around for ages... :
Rediculous
That's funny. No, it's not funny. It's hilarious. It's been around for ages... :
Rediculous
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 00:22:33 UTC
Post #204790
"'Leet' is short for 'elite' because its generally used by more advanced computer users"
Hahahahahahahaha
Yeah, look at us keeping our parents in the dark using this incredibly complicated code. 3s as "E"s? WHODUTHUNK?!Lets all talk in leetspeak so out parents don't know just how badly we pwned that guy! omfg rofl 1|| t3h buttseckz!
Hahahahahahahaha
Yeah, look at us keeping our parents in the dark using this incredibly complicated code. 3s as "E"s? WHODUTHUNK?!Lets all talk in leetspeak so out parents don't know just how badly we pwned that guy! omfg rofl 1|| t3h buttseckz!
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 00:27:13 UTC
Post #204792
I say owned and noob around the house all the time. My parents never ask what im talking about. 
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 01:53:55 UTC
Post #204796
Ahaha, 1337 is the least of my parents worries. If they knew what ZombieLoffe was like...
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 02:07:50 UTC
Post #204797
That message in the video clip that you can freeze cracked me up:
"Dude, I am going to hack your computer. Mwahahaha!
Fear me, I own you. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. abcdefghijklmnpqrstuvwxyz."
I found this weird thing in Google: http://www.google.com/intl/xx-hacker/
Google in 1337. Though it is proberly old and everyone knows about it.
"Dude, I am going to hack your computer. Mwahahaha!
Fear me, I own you. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. abcdefghijklmnpqrstuvwxyz."
I found this weird thing in Google: http://www.google.com/intl/xx-hacker/
Google in 1337. Though it is proberly old and everyone knows about it.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 03:17:01 UTC
Post #204798
Heh, What crap.
Reminds me of an article I saw a while ago on how some guys parents thought he was a Hacker Becuase he played Quake and asked for new hardware.
Reminds me of an article I saw a while ago on how some guys parents thought he was a Hacker Becuase he played Quake and asked for new hardware.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 03:36:11 UTC
Post #204799
hahahhahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
AMERICANS ARE STUPID!
AMERICANS ARE STUPID!
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 03:37:23 UTC
Post #204800
Fucking kangaroo.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 05:23:56 UTC
Post #204804
Hahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I actually started laughing when I was watching it.
That kid is such a dork, too. Dangerous? He didn't seem like he believed anything he was saying, just coming up with things that would go along with the rest of the story.
I actually started laughing when I was watching it.
That kid is such a dork, too. Dangerous? He didn't seem like he believed anything he was saying, just coming up with things that would go along with the rest of the story.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 07:00:23 UTC
Post #204806
DANGER DANGER
PEOPLE ARE TALKINGZz
PEOPLE ARE TALKINGZz
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 07:16:30 UTC
Post #204809
Lol, I thought it was a joke, I mean - are they really serious?
A criminal communication network for teenagers based on l33t-speak ^^
A criminal communication network for teenagers based on l33t-speak ^^
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 07:28:46 UTC
Post #204810
I am going to kill someone, and have everything organised in 1337 speak. Then, in court, they'll have no evidence because no one can read what I organised!!!
1 K1LL S7R1D3H!!111 L0L!1
1 K1LL S7R1D3H!!111 L0L!1
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 07:30:49 UTC
Post #204811
I just love how clueless most reporters seem on anything relating to technology.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 07:32:03 UTC
Post #204812
I'm curious, who are these so called "experts" that they mention?
Also, if you even bother using a translator for leet, you deserve to be horribly maimed by a pack of hyenas.
Also, if you even bother using a translator for leet, you deserve to be horribly maimed by a pack of hyenas.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 07:43:41 UTC
Post #204813
Is it just me, or did the "cyber detective" look like he was holding a pretty big grin back?
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 08:47:46 UTC
Post #204818
?0? ?337$p33|{ p//||2 4||? ?0? |{||0// 17!11!110||3... 7/ ?3p0?74?2 4?3 (??3?3$$ 4$ 70 //|-|47 //3'?3 74?|{1||9 4?0?7, |{3|{3|{3|{|{3|{3 ^__^
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 13:05:26 UTC
Post #204840
see, thats not l33t, thats just fucking replacing stuff with symbols to look cool.
and all those acroyns weren't l33t either, they are called AIM speak, and only really stupid people use any besides the most common like lol and rofl and stuff.
Now allow me ZL to show proper l33tspeaktioning
Proper: Hey you elof you can't speak as well as I can you newbie.
Net: hey you elof you cant speak as well as I can you noob
basic l33t: h3y j00 3l0f y0u <4n7 sp34k @s w3|| @s 1 c4n y0u n00b
One step up:3'/ j00 3|_0|" j00 <4||7 5p34|< @5 |/|3|_|_ 45 1 <@||z0|? j00 n00b
and them in not going to bother doing it to the level ZL just did because you can't read it anymore
and on that note what ZL says is:
lol leetspeak pawns and you know it!11!110|3 Tv reporters are clueless as to what were talking about, kekekeke ^___^
and all those acroyns weren't l33t either, they are called AIM speak, and only really stupid people use any besides the most common like lol and rofl and stuff.
Now allow me ZL to show proper l33tspeaktioning
Proper: Hey you elof you can't speak as well as I can you newbie.
Net: hey you elof you cant speak as well as I can you noob
basic l33t: h3y j00 3l0f y0u <4n7 sp34k @s w3|| @s 1 c4n y0u n00b
One step up:3'/ j00 3|_0|" j00 <4||7 5p34|< @5 |/|3|_|_ 45 1 <@||z0|? j00 n00b
and them in not going to bother doing it to the level ZL just did because you can't read it anymore
and on that note what ZL says is:
lol leetspeak pawns and you know it!11!110|3 Tv reporters are clueless as to what were talking about, kekekeke ^___^
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 13:35:35 UTC
Post #204843
You can call me ignorant if you like, but that kind of news report would only be aired in America. No other country is dumb or gullible enough to buy such crap. That sherrif guy's an idiot too. What a load of hairy bollocks.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 14:39:10 UTC
Post #204848
I thought 1337 was known by everyone.. my dad is a teacher, and he can read basic 1337. And I sure as hell didn't teach it to him.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 18:41:01 UTC
Post #204863
your dad prolly hax css 0-o
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 19:53:59 UTC
Post #204867
he does! i saw him! .. from an angle.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-02 20:30:30 UTC
Post #204870
The thing I hate about these 1337 speakers is the fact they don't realise what muppets they are for using it. I tried explaining to a guy to use proper English because it'll make you look smarter and so on...But as you'd expect he has a go at me and tells me to F off...
Heh I find it funny cause I've never seen a TV news program mention the word 1337 or elite...Sounds weird in American.
Heh I find it funny cause I've never seen a TV news program mention the word 1337 or elite...Sounds weird in American.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-03 00:39:45 UTC
Post #204882
The problem in that is that a lot of people online don't want to be smarter. They just want more zomg fragz and pwnage lol. I've found its much better to just prove that you are smarter then them because then they get pissed off even more 
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-04 10:31:29 UTC
Post #205008
I just ignore everyone who says "plz". 
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-04 11:21:43 UTC
Post #205012
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-04 13:45:48 UTC
Post #205014
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-04 14:46:58 UTC
Post #205018
38_98 got pwnt
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-04 15:29:55 UTC
Post #205022
lol, that was unexpected.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-04 22:14:50 UTC
Post #205061
hmmm, P30pL3 m4Ke 5Uc|-| 4 FU55 B0u7 4||Y7Hi||G 7||ese d4Y5 e|-| GuY5???
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-04 22:40:11 UTC
Post #205065
Thats so easy to read.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-05 07:16:55 UTC
Post #205097
Oh my god.
"We're worried because people can talk to each other without us being able to clearly read what they are saying. This is BAD because we are control freaks."
Seriously. Some people have completly forgotten what life is all about.
Those "internet experts" in that video clip are absolute morons who have probably never expanded their personal bounds beyond their working life and their small community social bubble.
In fact, I am going to stop there, before I get into a huge rant.
"We're worried because people can talk to each other without us being able to clearly read what they are saying. This is BAD because we are control freaks."
Seriously. Some people have completly forgotten what life is all about.
Those "internet experts" in that video clip are absolute morons who have probably never expanded their personal bounds beyond their working life and their small community social bubble.
In fact, I am going to stop there, before I get into a huge rant.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-05 11:24:59 UTC
Post #205125
.. exactly how old is this news report?
If this was like 6 years old - I wouldn't be too surprised, although I saw WinXP on the guy's PC.
101!! //4| |>4|23/|/75 j|_|57 13f7!!1 1375 74k3 0v3|2 73h //0|21|) //|7 1337 5|>33|<!!
If this was like 6 years old - I wouldn't be too surprised, although I saw WinXP on the guy's PC.
101!! //4| |>4|23/|/75 j|_|57 13f7!!1 1375 74k3 0v3|2 73h //0|21|) //|7 1337 5|>33|<!!
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-05 14:04:43 UTC
Post #205133
|3|_|LL5|-|17!!!11!!!uno!!!1!!
Glad my mommy did see that, I might lose my internets!
Serious, what a really bored new cast. I like how the kid describing was cut immediately after he said it was dangerous. The whole story was baked.
Glad my mommy did see that, I might lose my internets!
Serious, what a really bored new cast. I like how the kid describing was cut immediately after he said it was dangerous. The whole story was baked.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-05 18:51:14 UTC
Post #205165
What the fuck, Highlander! You're a stormtrooper!
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-05 22:32:06 UTC
Post #205197
Thats so easy to readJust shut up luke. you WAS ment to understand it, DUH.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-05 22:34:52 UTC
Post #205199
"You was ment"??!!?! URG! You're making my brain hurt!
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-05 23:21:17 UTC
Post #205201
Hah, with 12-year-olds and their lack of grammar/English knowledge, they don't need leetspeak for parents not to understand what they're saying!
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-05 23:32:35 UTC
Post #205202
Ninetine, i was proving a point that its easy to read so people need to stfu about "omgzdangerzmykidisgonnagetraped".
kthnx.
kthnx.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-11 20:45:37 UTC
Post #205836
Hilander! Another PHWian? That's Major Dump, I actually know him. Anyway, yes this is very dumb.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-11 21:22:22 UTC
Post #205838
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