URB'S TWHL PROJECT (Sims 2) Created 17 years ago2007-03-03 00:34:15 UTC by monster_urby

IT BEGINS.

ALREADY THIS TEST HAS PROVEN ONE THING.

A TWHL GATHERING WOULD BE THE EQUIVILANT OF SIGNING YOUR OWN DEATH CERTIFICATE.

DAY 1

So, I've got 8 TWHL members...(2 of which are cats :/)

(From left: Habboi, Daubster, Rimrook (sitting), Myself, Orpheus (Cat1) Saribous, The Hunter and Elon (Cat2)...who I then set free into a modern household out in New Mexico...For the first few minutes they all lingered around the front of the house, refusing to go inside. The Hunter and Habboi were playing games like Rock Paper Scissors.

I didn't notice the waterballoon behind Saribous's back but needless to say Habboi had a nasty shock a few seconds later which I missed Orpheus Cat is in Hunters face, sniffin his breath.Saribous enters the house first to have a shit......and to my dismay, he and The Hunter then decide to tamper with the oven and incinerate half the kitchen and Rimrook's lunch......which he eats anyway, despite the fact that it looks like vomit. Urban and Daubster eat sandwiches instead. This seems to send the house into a sandwich frenzy. As Habboi and Hunter produce 2 more batches of 10 each!After a massive meal of, yes you guessed it, fucking sandwiches, Urb, Habboi and Rimrook sit down and play cards for about an hour......oblivious to the fact that Elon is destroying the sofa.However Daubster catches Elon in the act a few hours later and gives him a ruddy good telling off.I was in stitches for most of this time and I've only played for about 20 minutes tonight. Keep an eye out for an update tomorrow.

LAWL. Once again my laziness has prevailed and hindered me in entering such a house. whether a curse or a blessing we shall find out....

either way, funny stuff =D

is this like sims 2 where other people in the same town visit you?

if so add more disfuctional neighbors but only monitor them when they stop by to visit you

Do what gargly said.

I'd like a character

I wanna be in the next one .

Have you got the Seasons expansion? It'll be... let's just say interesting to see them all complaining about the rain.

why the hell there is a toilet in the middle of a living room?

Who cares? Look at how happy I am when I'm taking a dump

i hope Saribous washed his hands before tampering with the oven.

It was all his fault... :]

Very funny, i lol'd

For some reason I'm having a disturbing vision of someone like Gordon or the G-man suddenly turning up in front of the house.

Actually, that's a point. Does Sims 2 have anything like the Career Creator yet?

Ha-ha I must admit I did laugh a fair amount...Is it just coincidence that Hunter and I seem to hang out a lot more :S Oh and thanks for the water balloon Saribous

This was a great idea.

-The Toilet is in the bathroom upstairs

-Yes my fiancee bought the 'seasons' pack. It did actually start raining before i quit last night and Rimrook stared out of the window for ages and then started crying but I think its just cos he got has ass kicked at the card table

I will be creating a second household at some point cos this is funny as fuck.

I'll post in the other thread. If you wanna be one of the lucky 6 (arcan and saw will be in by default if they show an interest) In the second house get in quick. First Come, First Serve. Post a description of what you want to look like, a photo of yourself even and of course a shirt avatar.

So when you create this second household does that mean me, Hunter etc can perhaps visit or gate crash? Never played the Sims in my life so...

People from the area always pass by and if you catch them you can get to know them and they'll call their friends over. However you cannot control the characters from another house. Saying that i didn't control any of the above.

Haha, funny stuff...

Urb, can i be in the next one? I shot you an email just a few minutes ago.

ATTENTION: Requests for TWHL House 2 go in the other thread!

Oh and for the record, I check my email about once a month or so.

Other Thread.

sry

Day 1 Evening

All is unsafe in the TWHL household.

If you see any of these guys out on the street (or indeed anywhere near an oven, Run Your Ass Off!

When I rejoined my Sims this afternoon I discoverd Rimrook half-heartedly prodding away at a microwave tray meal (thanks to Saribous and The Hunter destroying his earlier meal attempt.) He happily chomps away while the flies infesting one of Habboi's unwanted sandwichs buzz around his head.Meanwhile in the kitchen, Hunter and Saribous demonstrate they're knack for destroying things. They are now banned from the Kitchen.

Notice how Saribous is rather unphased by the situation. He must be getting used to it A few hours later, after another batch of the infamous sandwichs a few of the guys say upstairs because of the presence of some sort of wolf trying to get in through the front door......while the ever-oblivious Urb and Hunter continue to gamble away every penny they have.After loosing to Urb 5 times, Hunter decides a game of pool on his own would better suit his skill.A few minutes later and Hunter is asleep, Elon Yariv claiming the bed next to him and ignoreing the luxury cat pallace in the lounge. Saribous showers and also gets into bed.The peace and quiet does not last long however as they are awoken by that all too familiar sound for the third time. The Kitchen was on fire! But neither of them were in it!?

Alas, 'twas Rimrook and Habboi who had now taken up the art of Soup Sacrification. I think it may be an idea to remove the cooker and just get a pizza delivered.Now wide awake due to the fire alarm yet still rather calm about it, Saribous challenges Daubster to another card game in just his shorts and vest. shudderIn the end however all the members were fairly tired and turned in just as the sun began to rise. Except of course Elon, Orpheus, Hunter and Saribous who had already snuck in a snooze earlier on.Day 2 begins and God knows what we can expect to happen.

(and for the record...yes, after realising Hunter and Saribous weren't in this shot I went and checked the kitchen.)

This thread is made of epic and cat macros.

Good stuff.

I need to 'pick up' a copy of the Sims 2.

winwinwin

im going to torrent all the expansions just for sims 2 fun now...

lol good stuff =D

Hahaha! Wow you should buy them a swimming pool or a skatepark or something

More!

Damn I must stink at making sandwiches...Great stuff Just think Urb, you can monitor our lives for a year or two!

Rawr! Strip poker with Daub!

This is great Urb, giev MOAR!!

Well.... Get some females
And don't forget about the cats either

Might be a post later. Might not depending on how i feel but most likely there will be.

We'll be getting 2 cars and pool next time I load it up. And that bloody cooker is going until you guys get your heads into some cookery books.

Has anyone but me noticed the abundance of the color black in all these screens?
Accident, or design?.

Clothes : Wanted to set a uniform colour rather than have everyone requesting different colours and shades and whatnot.

Bed Covers : Either Black or White or crappy patterns.

Bedside Tables : Marble Tops - Green or Black.

Cats Fur : Members Choice

Thats all there is that I can see.

Ha I just love how anyone who touches that oven seems to set it alight...Maybe the cooker is broken U_U We can survive on sandwiches anyway.

MOAR!

OMG HOW MANY FIRES CAN WE START!?!?!?!?

Hilarious! I only know how to cook breakfast foods, so I nuke frozen stuff in the microwave all of the time.

Rimrook stared out of the window for ages and then started crying

need a girlfriend

are the personalities based on our birthdays? i hope so for accuracy.

They are based on star signs but I didn't think toask for them. Mine is accurate though.

if i'm a libra and a cry alone alot at night looking out into the vast new mexico (why, may i ask in new mexico?) than i'm accurate.

Capricorn here.

(why, may i ask in new mexico?)

"somewhere in the desert of new mexico" means nothing to you?

Most original thread ever!

o i get it haha.

/dipshit

libra

I'll be updating soon.

Working, Modding and the fact that Company of Heroes kicks ass are holding me back at the moment.

Working

Noes, this is your job. You'll be updating this thread with pictures from the TWHL house, seven days a week!

And no vacation. Ever.