Ok so this could be really old but its still a Hell of a lot of fun.
Have a chat with God!
Me:
Good morning
God:
Hello and how are you this morning?
Me:
Aha! I tricked you! Its actually evening!
God:
Eureka! You are not the boss of me, ANDY. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Huh? How did you know my name was Andy?
God:
What? Because it's true.
Me:
Ok, I'm kinda freaked out now.
God:
Right now? It's good to meet someone who is freaked out. Excuse me!
Me:
Is it ok if i leave?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
Why? What will happen to me?
God:
It is not part of my programming. I cannot predict the future.
Me:
So how do you know that it is unhealthy for me to leave?
God:
Awesome. This belief is justified.
Me:
come again
God:
Once more? I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Are you going to kill me?
God:
My programming prevents that.
Me:
Good
God:
Alright then.