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Do you love New York? Created 17 years ago2007-05-20 23:43:40 UTC by Gunter Gunter

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Created 17 years ago2007-05-20 23:43:40 UTC by Gunter Gunter

Gunter
Gunter
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 23:43:40 UTC Post #222781
I'm sure a great deal have heard of the reality show I Love New York 2. Hell, a few of you have probably watched it.

The thing is, New York needs your help. In the show, New York is desperately seeking a companion. We must help set her up with a real man. The Fireman.

How do you do that? You simply follow the link below, and click vote for the Fireman. Voting requires no registration and can be done once every 24 hours.

Come on TWHL, I'm appealing to your good nature. Help make New York the happiest woman alive, by setting her up with this prime example of man.

Yeah, this is a repost from Somethingawful (The Fireman is the SA chosen contestant). However, it is your duty as citizens of the internet to vote for this average Joe.

http://ilovenewyork2.com/people/TheFireman :)
Gunter Gunter
Penguinboy
Penguinboy
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 00:46:11 UTC Post #222785
what the fuck kinda name is new york?

I see way too many "I heart NY" shirts around here. ITS AUSTRALIA, GODDAMIT, GB2fagmerica!
Penguinboy PenguinboyHaha, I died again!
srry
srry
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 00:47:49 UTC Post #222787
At least I don't live in Homostralia, numbnuts.

Fucking voted.
srry srry
Strider
Strider
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 03:11:55 UTC Post #222794
Oh please tell me you didn't just call my beloved country Homostralia. >:(

And what the heck, you've fallen victim to some shitty reality show or something Gunter? ;o
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
RabidMonkey
RabidMonkey
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 04:04:30 UTC Post #222797
Yeah, no kidding. Shoot your television.
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
pepper
pepper
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 04:12:02 UTC Post #222799
Better, sticky C4 onto it and learn to fly.
pepper pepper
hydeph
hydeph
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 08:33:28 UTC Post #222813
This thread sucks, it really does.
hydeph hydeph
AJ
AJ
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 08:35:00 UTC Post #222814
Since when does TWHL have a good nature? :/
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Alabastor_Twob
Alabastor_Twob
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 11:24:37 UTC Post #222822
At least I don't live in Homostralia, numbnuts.
Australia rules! Damn you srry! :thefinger:
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
the Arcan
the Arcan
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 11:57:40 UTC Post #222831
the fireman scares me. And what penguin said. New York as a name? Thats even worse then the names "chastity" "prudence" or "faith" etc.
the Arcan the Arcan
ChickenFist
ChickenFist
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 12:10:16 UTC Post #222834
Why do they call him the fireman anyway?
Probably because his manboobs contains 25litres of water. Each.
ChickenFist ChickenFist<Witty Title>
ZombieLoffe
ZombieLoffe
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 12:43:10 UTC Post #222839
I HATE NEW YORK!
ZombieLoffe ZombieLoffe
Caboose
Caboose
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 14:48:43 UTC Post #222848
Fuck NYC!
I HATE NEW YORK!
Nigga, NO YOU DIDN'T.

Excuse me while I load mah gat.
Caboose Caboose
Luke
Luke
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 14:55:31 UTC Post #222849
NEW YORK'S A BITCH
Luke LukeLuke
Rimrook
Rimrook
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 14:57:14 UTC Post #222850
Be nice to the aussies, where else are you going to go once the FBI catches up to you and your illegal warez?

I'd rather live in Australia right now, in one of the cooler parts of course.

:edit:
Wait, are we talking about "New York" from The Flavor of Love? Because SHE was the biggest bitch n!gg@ ho i've ever seen. She should be outright shot! She made me angry just watching her on TV!

...and she was from NYC.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Dave932932
Dave932932
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 15:20:55 UTC Post #222851
What's with all the hating and anti-homosexuality?
Dave932932 Dave932932
the Arcan
the Arcan
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 15:36:39 UTC Post #222852
its called homophobia
the Arcan the Arcan
trooperdx3117
trooperdx3117
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 16:49:53 UTC Post #222864
Its fun to despise crappy AMERICAN programmes and AMERICAN bitches. (notice the emphasis on american)
trooperdx3117 trooperdx3117
Gunter
Gunter
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 22:10:52 UTC Post #222888
And what the heck, you've fallen victim to some shitty reality show or something Gunter? ;o
Pay attention, strider. This is The Fireman:
User posted image
His tags are "sexaholic, bohemian, eccentric, bad boy and candyman ". In his videos he ether drinking a ton or acting like a creep. See, I hate New York, and so do the people at Something Aweful. That post was supposed to be a kind of ironic joke.
Gunter Gunter
srry
srry
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 22:24:59 UTC Post #222890
You all are the saddest bunch of fucks. Nobody got that this was a joke?

What I said about Australia was primarily directed at Penguinboy, since he spends most of his free time searching the internet to find Americans that he can call fags, and telling everybody how amazing he thinks his country is. This is on par with the "patriotic" rednecks that go around yelling how amazing they think America is, which I find quite ironic.

And who the hell is TJB anyway? :confused:
srry srry
Strider
Strider
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 22:27:30 UTC Post #222891
Yeah well you're still participating with the show to some extent. :P

EDIT: That was directed at Gunter.

And srry, what the hell? I don't think anyone was actually being too serious. :/
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Gunter
Gunter
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 22:36:36 UTC Post #222892
I suppose so, but it's like voting for Senjiah; just for a laugh, not because you care how good he is at singing.
Gunter Gunter
srry
srry
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 22:41:39 UTC Post #222893
No Strider, but Penguinboy can annoy me beyond belief with all his anti-American crap. It's not like this is the first time.

I'm also tired, because I slept three hours last night, got up at 5:30 AM, and spent the whole day sweating my ass off while hiking around a near deserted island. I only got through the day by loading up on a ton of caffeine and sugar. As you might have guessed, I'm extremely cranky now.

I think it's time to use the :zonked: and :tired: emoticons.
srry srry
Strider
Strider
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 22:55:48 UTC Post #222894
Punch Penguinboy in the crotch, he seems to enjoy that.
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Trapt
Trapt
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 02:54:49 UTC Post #222905
The difference between patriotic aussies and stupid redneck americans is pretty simple. We're not rednecks, and we actually have reason to say our country rocks.

So gtfo and fight in Iraq, you stupid faggot.
Trapt Traptlegend
Biax
Biax
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 03:34:35 UTC Post #222909
You cant deny that alot of yobbo aussies love spending their time slagging americans, though.
Biax Biax
Penguinboy
Penguinboy
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 04:26:25 UTC Post #222915
americans smell like poopie
Penguinboy PenguinboyHaha, I died again!
Jahzel
Jahzel
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 07:34:51 UTC Post #222921
...What the hell is all this? :quizzical:
Jahzel Jahzel
AJ
AJ
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 07:54:45 UTC Post #222925
You cant deny that alot of yobbo aussies love spending their time slagging americans, though.
The fact that certain Americans thought that Obama was a terrorist purely based on his name should make it pretty clear that we can say whatever we want about the US. :P
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
pepper
pepper
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 11:25:11 UTC Post #222955
...What the hell is all this? quizzical - :quizzical:
Says mister conspiracy.....

T'is about the new world reign by aussies, if our great glorious dutchy forces wont stop them!

Well maby not, im not really sure bout this eh?
pepper pepper
the Arcan
the Arcan
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 11:27:30 UTC Post #222956
ah, well you people should specify that its a sanjiah sort of vote &gt;=[ How the fuck was i to know?
the Arcan the Arcan
Gunter
Gunter
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 13:01:37 UTC Post #222963
ah, well you people should specify that its a sanjiah sort of vote &gt;=[ How the fuck was i to know?
It wasn't painfully obvious already?
Gunter Gunter
the Arcan
the Arcan
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 16:23:59 UTC Post #223042
hey this is the internets. i dont know what kinda taste you people have
the Arcan the Arcan
NineTnine
NineTnine
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 22:51:26 UTC Post #223066
when you say 'America' i say:

"OIL!"
NineTnine NineTnine
srry
srry
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 23:09:32 UTC Post #223067
... what?
srry srry
NineTnine
NineTnine
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 23:39:00 UTC Post #223068
you know what im sayin, brace-face
NineTnine NineTnine
Strider
Strider
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 23:42:38 UTC Post #223069
My god.
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
srry
srry
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 23:48:01 UTC Post #223070
Hahahahahahaha! "Brace-face"! Hahahaha!

...

Actually, no I don't,
srry srry
Dave932932
Dave932932
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-23 01:33:35 UTC Post #223073
new york - when it's nighttime, you can't see or smell the trash
Dave932932 Dave932932
Penguinboy
Penguinboy
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-23 03:00:11 UTC Post #223082
liar, whores stand under street lights for a reason.
Penguinboy PenguinboyHaha, I died again!
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