There is an Italian Man, and French man and a British man in a bar discussing how they like to please their women.
First, the Italian Man says: "After I finish making love to a woman, I tickle every bit of her body and she floats 6 inches above the bed."
The French man pipes up: "That's nothing. When I am done pleasuring my lady I kiss every bit of her body and she will float 12 inches above the bed."
The British guy laughs: "You're both bloody useless! When I've finished bangin my wife I wipe my cock on the curtains and she hits the fucking roof!"
You Laugh, You Lose
Created 17 years ago2007-07-11 13:37:39 UTC by
Caboose
Created 17 years ago2007-07-11 13:37:39 UTC by
Caboose
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-21 21:07:52 UTC
Post #229888
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-22 00:49:43 UTC
Post #229899
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-22 01:03:50 UTC
Post #229901
Looks more like Bin laden to me. Sadam didn't even have a beard.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-22 01:36:57 UTC
Post #229902
Looks more like Bin laden to me. Sadam didn't even have a beard.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-22 02:32:47 UTC
Post #229904
wow, thats some serious nose hair!
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-22 03:16:13 UTC
Post #229905
Oh yeah...
I'm used to Sadam looking like he does in all the propaganda.
I'm used to Sadam looking like he does in all the propaganda.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-22 09:18:31 UTC
Post #229916
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-23 00:08:16 UTC
Post #230018
Mmmm... got 2 more, lol...
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-23 01:20:37 UTC
Post #230024
Chris whatshislastname is pretty funny, but I don't care much for his show. Too repetitive and too.... cute I guess? His reply to Ralph was hilarious though.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-23 01:37:50 UTC
Post #230026
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 10:35:32 UTC
Post #230110
Found this comment in the moddb CS section.
By Pancamo | Mon 2nd Jul, 2007 @ 11:24:12am.. and I thought the CS community was cramped with idiots.
this is bullshit...what the fuck? cs is allmost 10 or maybe more years...i am borred of the same story ...shot the tero ...defuze bomb...shot ct plant bomb watch hostage...this is a totally shit...and halo mod...u cannot compare halo with cs...halo in newer than cs and has other story ....u really are noobs in this modding deall...get lost..
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 10:45:20 UTC
Post #230112
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 11:46:31 UTC
Post #230115
I laughed at the 'elephants are bigger than the moon' and 'noooo they be stealin me bucket'.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 12:44:26 UTC
Post #230118
Ahh, the Monkey Island one got me 
clicky for bigger
clicky for bigger
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 14:26:33 UTC
Post #230126
I lose to Playbus!
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 14:56:15 UTC
Post #230127
I lose to Playbus! =[ =D
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 15:11:50 UTC
Post #230132
Argh, Playbus! Fucking Lost. 
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 16:58:30 UTC
Post #230142
heh, I like this one too
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 17:56:54 UTC
Post #230144
Eternal win for Playbus.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 19:32:03 UTC
Post #230145
Wasn't THAT funny, if at all :/
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 20:13:07 UTC
Post #230146
More amusing than funny.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 20:41:31 UTC
Post #230155
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 20:48:00 UTC
Post #230157
Lol'd @ Skeets, Playbus, and Urb.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 21:03:06 UTC
Post #230162
@Urb: This is a funny thread, not a "hay look at dis guy do things wit his mouf yo" thread 
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 21:05:07 UTC
Post #230167
You're right. This is a funny thread. What the Hell are you doing in here?
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 21:15:02 UTC
Post #230172
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 23:26:16 UTC
Post #230179
I sure do.
It's still awesome.
It's still awesome.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-24 23:38:38 UTC
Post #230181
God thats trippy. Me like.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-25 01:56:13 UTC
Post #230195
I demand moar lulz
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-25 02:22:09 UTC
Post #230197
Some 'Doh!' images I got emailed at work. Sorry, it's the best I can do atm.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-25 02:28:09 UTC
Post #230199
Haha @ Skeetz & Playbus.
Also the horse through the windshield..
Also the horse through the windshield..
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-25 02:49:20 UTC
Post #230203
lol poor dump truck, damn that huge rock!
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-25 04:27:45 UTC
Post #230215
I don't know if you watch Mythbusters, but they tried to do this once and found that it was near impossible.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-25 04:31:36 UTC
Post #230216
Quite obviously some of those are shoop de wooped.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-25 05:38:12 UTC
Post #230228
paste the line into your browser window when theres lots of pictures
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-25 08:09:20 UTC
Post #230238
Address bar.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-25 10:37:14 UTC
Post #230245
See, now that looks more like the average pedo.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-25 13:49:51 UTC
Post #230257
Those cats are the ultimate fail.
Just stop trying. :/
Just stop trying. :/
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-25 14:04:05 UTC
Post #230258
Luke has yet to make anyone lol.
ARGH! RESIZE IMAGES!
ARGH! RESIZE IMAGES!
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-25 14:06:42 UTC
Post #230259
Clicky
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-25 14:53:24 UTC
Post #230264
Lol'd at 'Doh' Images by strider.
Lol'd at the Fat-ass bear. I thought it was a shit monster!
Didn't lol at the Pikachu because Pikachus are Failtards.
(I copyright failtard!)
Lol'd at the Fat-ass bear. I thought it was a shit monster!
Didn't lol at the Pikachu because Pikachus are Failtards.
(I copyright failtard!)
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-26 08:15:02 UTC
Post #230332
I "oh ffs'd" The pikachu one. Why do people make obese animals.
BTW that one "I has a bucket" is the best.
BTW that one "I has a bucket" is the best.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-26 08:19:21 UTC
Post #230333
Since when is Pikachu an animal? It's a freakin' cartoon character. :/
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-26 08:29:24 UTC
Post #230334
lol'd at the 2 cats.. nowai....wai
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-26 08:39:51 UTC
Post #230335
Pikachu is a bastard but still, the obese bear...
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-26 08:58:20 UTC
Post #230337
That's Pedobear. You don't want to meet him.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-26 11:02:28 UTC
Post #230342
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-26 11:36:48 UTC
Post #230344
Lost hard.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-26 11:47:01 UTC
Post #230346
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-26 12:32:28 UTC
Post #230349
Haha, it's Fifty "Pedophile" Peppers.
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