There is an Italian Man, and French man and a British man in a bar discussing how they like to please their women.
First, the Italian Man says: "After I finish making love to a woman, I tickle every bit of her body and she floats 6 inches above the bed."
The French man pipes up: "That's nothing. When I am done pleasuring my lady I kiss every bit of her body and she will float 12 inches above the bed."
The British guy laughs: "You're both bloody useless! When I've finished bangin my wife I wipe my cock on the curtains and she hits the fucking roof!"