"Who the f**k are you?" Created 17 years ago2007-07-21 22:04:42 UTC by Luke

Aye. :

Edit: Never mind.

World Crafter:

I want Nine's picture. I need fapping material.

Dave's one quick son of a bitch. I edited that out literally about 30 seconds after posting it

It's called a browser cache

Clever bastard!

@Urbanebula: I can't help saying it, you look like a creepy internet stalker in that picture.

Honestly though, I think the people who say they've had a lot of girlfriends are the ones who are sad. It's like they keep trying, but can't hold any one relationship down, which tells you a bit about them.

I disagree. If you just keep finding out that the person you're going out with 'isn't the one', what's the point of prolonging the inevitable? Attempting to 'hold a relationship down' does more harm than good when all's said and done.

When I said hold it down, I didn't really mean trying to prolong a bad relationship...

Now for the love of this thread, can somebody post another profile? This thread isn't named "how many girlfriends have you f**king had?".

Thats pretty Pro-found, ant

anyway, me:

What did you mean, then?

NineTnine: One can only assume you were born with no eyes.

Your sunglasses are pretty Pro-Found, NineTeenNineTnine.

@Ant: profound, ie: quotable

@strider: i though it would be better to keep things simple, i do have eyes.

That's not what profound means.

Ok, ant, you are very profound: penetrating or entering deeply into subjects of thought or knowledge; having deep insight or understanding: a profound thinker.

anyway, srry, my glasses are better then yours. and its NineTnine; as in: 99 not 1999

EDIT: anyway, you can still quote from a profound thinker

You seriously lack lulz. srsly. Get some.

Sorry; sorry, but isnt "get some" a line the grunts say in op4?

Yes, and would you believe it, that's a famous line from Full Metal Jacket.

P.S. My glasses are like, totally awesome. They get all the girls.

(Self)
Full Name : Liam Loriente
Age: 16
Hometown : Melbourne, Australia.
Born in: ^
Self Classification: Elite.

Education: Currently in Year 11...

(Interests)
Favourite Films:

• Lord of the Rings
• Gladiator
• Garden State

Favourite Meal: Nando's Burger.

Favourite Actor: Zach Braff.

Favourite Actress: Uh... Elisha Cuthbert? D:

Favourite Game to Date: HL2:Ep1.

Game you're looking forward to: TF2.

Favourite Bands: Radiohead, Muse, Tenacious D, Elliott Smith, QOTSA, Alkaline Trio...

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): ...Coke, I guess.

Favourite Alcohol: Bourbon and Coke.

Hobbies: Gaming, computers, music.

(Other)

Girlfriend Yes/No?: Yes.

Past Girlfriends: 0

Things that make you smile: Scrubs and 4chan!!!1

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Scrubs.

Things that annoy you: People.

Things that well and truely piss you off: People.

Photo (optional):

Never, EVER, will I show any of you my ladyfriend.

Lawl, your girlfriend is hawt.

I'd have to agree with you there, srry. For the first time ever.

your expression says at least tipsy.

...From two glasses of light beer? ... oh shi- this was taken before I even drank anything.

I just naturally look like a douche.

I've seen that picture without your lady friend blurred out, me thinks.

And god, you have a huge mouth.

At least you don't look like a seven year old, as you did in the other picture I saw of you.

@Urbanebula: I can't help saying it, you look like a creepy internet stalker in that picture.

Heh, thanks for that. Now take off your pants.

D:

^The real Urbanebula.

Trapt you look frighteningly similar to someone I hang out with. Good thing you live nowhere near me... or do you?

Oh god, someone in TWHL lives in the same state as me.

I already killed the guy who shared my state.

I recommend you do the same.

Come here World Crafter, I have something to show you.

I'm safe, no one lives in the middle of the U.S. (that I know of)... mmmm... corn.

And @ profound...
2. originating in or penetrating to the depths of one's being

My penis was profound in her?

Holy Shit, Gunter. You live in Charlotte You should join my friends at a cyber cafe some time and have some fun.

have some fun.

Rape imminent! Run Gunter, run!

If I stay out of the bathrooms and fire random gunshots behind me on the way home I might be ok...

dont forget to sleep with the lights on.

And put some claymores in the front yard.

(Self)
Full Name : Hayden Thomas
Age: 17
Hometown : Bunbury, Western Australia
Born in: (as above)
Self Classification: BusyBody

Education: Done 10th grade, Done TAFE Studies, Now well-paid nursing assisstant

(Interests)
Favourite Films/TV shows:

• Any "Mr Bean" movies!
• Stargate
• Terminator Trilogy
• Matrix

Favourite Meal: Pizza!!! or apricot chicken with green beans on jasmine rice

Favourite Actor: Will Farrel (he is a complete idiot!!)

Favourite Actress: Can't make my mind up...

Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life!! Duh!

Game your looking forward too: Stuntman 2

Favourite Bands: The Fray,

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Milo and Solo

Favourite Alcohol: I'm not legally allowed to drink

Hobbies: Gaming, computers, collecting Hot Wheels Cars

(Other)

Girlfriend Yes/No?: No

Past Girlfriends: 0

Things that make you smile: Barney (don't know why???)

Things that make you really laugh out loud: My dad, Mr Bean!!!

Things that annoy you: Maps crashing, my sister,

Things that well and truely piss you off: Maps that won't work unless you redo the whole map that took you two weeks to make and then I get so angry I just delete the whole thing and find something else to do...I'm getting carried away.

Photo (optional):
I actually don't have one of me on a computer, only photos in the album.

Oh hai Luke, I don't think you've seen that picture without her blurred out. In fact, it was only taken about 5 days ago. gg.

Oh hai World Crafter, I don't believe you hang out with anyone. Enjoy your imaginary friends.

Oh hai Trapt. I upgraded your blatantvoicechange peanut butter!

Peanut butter is disgusting.

Its better than man butter. :

Disagree.

this thread is awesome.

Alright, I think it's time to post a new picture of myself.

This was taken at one of my book signing parties:

I can't help but always be slightly susprised when you aren't bright blue with horns.

Oh hai Luke, I don't think you've seen that picture without her blurred out. In fact, it was only taken about 5 days ago. gg.

Than I'm having a serious case of D?j? vu.