Who would win in a fight? Created 17 years ago2007-07-28 14:12:09 UTC by Archie Archie

Created 17 years ago2007-07-28 14:12:09 UTC by Archie Archie

Posted 17 years ago2007-07-31 08:27:16 UTC Post #230860
I find most of uncyclopedia's articles terribly unfunny. But yeah, i found one or two things that made me lol there.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-31 08:38:10 UTC Post #230861
Yeah I just looked at Encyclopedia Dramatica now.

It probably beats Uncyc, but like I said, you just need to know where to look, because some of them are really crap.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-31 08:52:30 UTC Post #230862
I lol'd at the weapons that should exist article... Yeah, i gotta lurk uncyclopedia moar...
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-31 09:04:38 UTC Post #230863
Man, the 300 page goes on forever.

Oh and sorry, back on topic.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-31 20:58:33 UTC Post #230920
ED is funnier, you just need to avoid certain nasty pages.

Tighty-whities vs Boxers :o
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 05:11:08 UTC Post #230952
Boxers. need more room for our giants.

Daniel Craig vs Pierce Brosnan
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 05:17:04 UTC Post #230953
Daniel Craig. He's much less of a ponce and and he drowned a dude in a sink!

Jet Li vs Jackie Chan?
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 05:20:06 UTC Post #230954
Jackie Chan because... he's Jackie Chan. And not all of the movies he's starred in completely suck.

Keyboards VS. Mice
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 05:29:47 UTC Post #230955
Hmmm thats a toughy. From a net browsing point of view the mouse would be good from browsing but you couldn't speak. You could with a keyboard but General browsing would be a bitch.

I have no idea. Can I choose Combi-Mouse?
User posted image
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 07:54:06 UTC Post #230957
that is the most rediculous thing ever.

Anyway, keyboard because you can do everything with it even without a mouse.

Long distance bus vs train with 2 changes.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 07:59:24 UTC Post #230958
bus.

nobody answered:
lemons vs limes
Penguinboy PenguinboyHaha, I died again!
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 10:48:26 UTC Post #230959
"Encyclopedia Dramatica vs. 4chan"

LOL - ED, but only cos I write for them (my ED name is Crakwhrrr).

Lemons vs Limes

Tricky - Lemonz have that ability to make you pull a funny face but I don't think that's much good in a fight, then again their juice does REALLY hurt if put in a wound of some description...

But: Lemons only get put in girly cocktail type drinks, while LIME goes in the neck of those Mexican beers and for after you've slammed a tequila (also Mexican), and no one wants to get in a fight in a Mexican bar (unless you are Mexican or insane) so I'm going with Lime for it's association with Mexican Bar's...and it knows it's way round a beer bottle which is always useful in a dust up.

Osama Bin Laden versus (the younger revolutionary, not the ancient old version of) Fidel Castro?
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 11:21:35 UTC Post #230965
Gorillas. Because it's the best war tactic ever. LOL, I'm so good at intentional puns.
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 11:24:41 UTC Post #230966
Not even....

and fail for not making another versus.
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 11:26:58 UTC Post #230967
I forgot dammit.

Black Panthers vs. Ku Klux Klan
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 12:08:31 UTC Post #230970
Madness wins.

I have a better one.
Spartans vs Bus.
User posted image
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 12:18:03 UTC Post #230971
That is madness!

I'd go for the spartans. Hell, they're 300 and there are like 30 people on the bus. Even if they were outnumbered, well, you know the rest.

NWA vs. G-Unit
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 13:56:40 UTC Post #230979
NWA vs. G-Unit
Ku Klux Klan, because they have more members. [/pun]

Here's a good one...

Black Lingerie Vs. White Lingerie

@Penguinboy: Lemons make better weapons.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 16:12:57 UTC Post #230992
Black Mesa, because its literally the original Half life, just a lot better.

shit Vs. crap
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 16:13:41 UTC Post #230993
HS is a pile of fetid compost compared to BM. (no offense to the devs...)

EDIT: Started writing before WC posted, shit is more satisfying to say, so it wins.

Samurai Vs. Ninjas
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 16:18:29 UTC Post #230994
Ninjas, because they got spurz AND swords.

Headset vs. Mounted Mic (specifically directed towards the microphones)
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 16:18:52 UTC Post #230995
A ninja would win, because the samurais fight with rules and honor, the ninjas don't give a shit about those stuff, and just beat 'em the hell up.

Doom 3 vs. F.E.A.R.

Edit: Fuck, waz too slow
Taylor TaylorJohn Romero's Bitch
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 16:24:44 UTC Post #230996
A ninja would win, because the samurais fight with rules and honor, the ninjas don't give a shit about those stuff, and just beat 'em the hell up.
Doesn't make samurai any less deadly, honor didn't slow them down in battle.
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 16:36:08 UTC Post #230998
Well, usually a samurai at least welcomed the opponent with a bow, a ninja didn't, and could just cut his head down, while bowing. Besides, the way they fought was different. A samurai rather focused on one attack, he's goal was to win / kill with one move. They were trained to do like that. The ninjas goal was to win - no matter how.
Taylor TaylorJohn Romero's Bitch
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 16:38:59 UTC Post #230999
F.E.A.R. wins because the story, gameplay, and visuals all kick the fuck out of Doom III.

Pirates VS. Ninjas (OHSHI-)
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 16:43:45 UTC Post #231000
Ninjas again. And what happened to mine?

So Headset vs Normal Mic again.
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 16:59:48 UTC Post #231001
Headset, it's so much easier to work with.

Lava lamps vs. static lamps (lightning dealies).
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 17:05:33 UTC Post #231002
Hmm, I've never had a lava lamp, but it would be nice. No battery replacement, but a bit more dangerous. Funky colors, but not static yellow/white colored light... but, I'd have to say lava lamp. (Although if i had one in my room, I'd probably tip it and break it within a week, that's my luck)

MSN vs AIM vs Yahoo! (three way!)
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 17:08:33 UTC Post #231003
Static lamps have to take the cake. I have a hopeless obsession with those kind of lamps, so I have like 20 different lamps in my room ranging from lava lamps to disco balls to static lamps.

Trillian beats them all. It sounds like you wanted someone to bring up Trillian.
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 17:27:31 UTC Post #231004
I have a blue-green lava lamp in front of me, and a static lamp by the door. They own.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 17:32:20 UTC Post #231005
Yes... my cracked version of trillian pro IS quite nice. Now wc, what about your versus?
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 17:36:31 UTC Post #231006
AH DUN FEEL LAIK IT, K?!
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 18:15:24 UTC Post #231008
MSN obviously, because AIM is just complete bloated shit, and the only reason Yahoo got its own messenger was because all the cool kids were doing it. This has nothing to do with Trillian, although Pidgin pwns it any day of the week.

Rimrook VS. Kasperg
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 18:40:53 UTC Post #231010
I prefer Kasperg's maps, personally. I like how they're more based on real life, plus he maps for Source.

Elves vs. Dwarfs (from Lord of the Rings)
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 19:11:02 UTC Post #231013
Elves. Gotta love that fucking bow :x

MMORPG vs MMOFPS
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 19:58:59 UTC Post #231015
Both suck.

Next?
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 20:32:22 UTC Post #231016
I'd rather single player RPG's

Hillary Duff Vs Lindsay Lohan

Fist fight people
Fist fight.
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 21:03:55 UTC Post #231017
MMOFPS because there's almost none of them, and they sound cool, even if I've never played one.
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 21:06:03 UTC Post #231018
Hilliary Duff, just because she's better looking and far less of a slutty tramp... I think?

Digital SLR vs Film
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 21:08:00 UTC Post #231019
You're wrong, Strideh. And you blocked my edit.

Lindsay becuase at least she looks half decent.

Digital SLR because it's far easier to work and experiment with, plus the results are instant.

Nintendo Virtual Boy VS. Nokia N-Gage. lulz.
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 21:13:07 UTC Post #231020
Film for the fucking win. SLR on film is fucking amazing.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 21:15:56 UTC Post #231021
Digital everything FTW. gb2 1970.
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 21:27:21 UTC Post #231022
i loved my n-gague
wins

human assassin vs gargantua
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 21:31:05 UTC Post #231023
...Gargatua. Human assassins wouldn't even be able to hurt it because they don't have explosives or gluon power.

OSIPR vs. 9mmAR
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 21:38:08 UTC Post #231024
9mmAR, who would want to program a grenade's trajectory & fuse every shot?

Xen vs. Combine Homeworld
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 21:48:47 UTC Post #231025
What the hell does the Combine Homeworld look like? Who ever said it even existed? Worst versus ever conceived.
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 21:58:32 UTC Post #231026
Oh so angry!

Considering we know next to nothing about the Combine homeworld, i'm going with Xen.

Asteroids stretched across and endless expanse, full of alien flora and fauna. > The glimpse of sky and skyscrapers (?) we got at the end of HL2.

Square vs Circle
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 22:01:31 UTC Post #231027
Circle, you can do more with circle.

X vs. Triangle?
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 22:05:57 UTC Post #231028
X because it's a cool shape and makes any title sound cool. Observe: Half-Life X-treme!

Working vs Bludging
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Posted 17 years ago2007-08-01 22:30:48 UTC Post #231029
Dave I see what you did there.
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