Life Achievements Created 15 years ago2009-06-25 04:38:43 UTC by hlife_hotdog hlife_hotdog

Created 15 years ago2009-06-25 04:38:43 UTC by hlife_hotdog hlife_hotdog

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-25 04:38:43 UTC Post #268832
We all know that the latest craze with games is achievements. But these could go so much further!! I'm making up a list of 'Life Achievements'...and we can make them just like real steam achievements!!! Ideas???
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-25 05:37:54 UTC Post #268834
Can you be more specific?
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-25 07:50:52 UTC Post #268840
Fail at life: Spend your entire life being unsucessful, and get shot while on your deathbed.
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-25 09:28:52 UTC Post #268843
Well...think of the Steam or XBox achievements or the PS3's trophies...they get quirky names and mixed goals...for example...the first one HAS to be:

Achievement: Beginnings
Requirement: Get Born
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-25 16:49:43 UTC Post #268869
I see.

Also, the example you made? I'm sure you know that the only way that people could be able of aknowledging its existence is by achieving it.

EDIT: I predict will get Fail at Life.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-25 17:22:29 UTC Post #268871
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-25 17:26:01 UTC Post #268873
lol.
Master of the Spies:
Collect 9001 knives in one life.
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-25 17:32:40 UTC Post #268874
Come to think of it, I like this one better:
User posted image
And before anyone else does:
User posted image
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-26 02:04:13 UTC Post #268936
HAHA...nice...how about:

Achievement: Playing the Field
Requirement: Achieve 12 One Night Stands
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-27 19:58:52 UTC Post #268980
Achievement: "DING LVL 40!"
Requirement: Loose all your RL friends by excessively playing an MMORPG

Achievement: "DING LVL 50!"
Requirement: Loose your relationship by excessively playing an MMORPG

Achievement: "DING LVL 60!"
Requirement: Loose your job by excessively playing an MMORPG

Achievement: "DING LVL 70!"
Requirement: Complete all previous "DING LVL..." achievements and don't commit suicide.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-27 23:22:28 UTC Post #268989
Achievement: "Urby"
Requirement: Spell 'lose' incorrectly 3 times in a row.
Trapt Traptlegend
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-28 00:18:51 UTC Post #268990
My favorite IRL achievement ever is Lightswitch Ninja: Flip 1,000,000 light switches.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-28 01:32:47 UTC Post #268993
Lol...nicely named achievement Blitz.

Achievement: "Glueless"
Requirement: Get fired from 5 different jobs in a row
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-28 03:03:35 UTC Post #269003
Fired from jobs in a row? Do you mean as opposed to quitting?
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-28 04:06:55 UTC Post #269005
Yes, you have to get fired! This is fun, i'm recording all of these and making a mock Steam page. Give me some more ideas!!
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-28 07:23:07 UTC Post #269012
Achievement: "Urby"
Requirement: Spell 'lose' incorrectly 3 times in a row.
I spelt it wrong once and copy pasted. So :P
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-28 17:20:01 UTC Post #269067
Achievement: "Darkie"
Requirements: Have an stupid name that no one really likes, but never change it.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-29 07:32:29 UTC Post #269111
Achievement: "potatis_invalido"
Requirements: Have a 16 character nickname when TWHL only accepts 15.
Oskar Potatis Oskar Potatis🦔
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 03:47:36 UTC Post #269157
Achievement: "The SIMple life"
Requirements: Create yourself in a popular life simulation videogame and become more successful than you are in RL
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 04:27:36 UTC Post #269158
Achievement: "Athletic man"
Requirements: Lift 2,000,000 weights in a year.

Achievement: "Ultra toilet"
Requirements: Use 10 toilet papers to wipe your ass in a day.

Achievement: "Electro"
Requirements: Shock yourself 10 times in a month.

Achievement: "Intelectual"
Requirements: Read 4 200pg books in a week.

Achievement: "CatScare"
Requirements: Throw 20 cats on your grandmas old oven.

Achievement: "ChickenFist"
Requirements: Take 50 fights with chickens.

Achievement: "PainDude"
Requirements: Cut yourself accidentally 100 times with the knife in a month.

Achievement: "Shit"
Requirements: Say "shit"(doesn't matter in what expressions ... could be holy shit, fucking shit etc...) 1000 times in a week.

Achievement: "Buddhist"
Requirements: Protect 500 insects from being crushed by friends.

Achievement: "Nudist"
Requirements: Go at least 5 times on a nudist beach during lifetime OR crazy run naked in front of your house.

Achievement: "Cheater"
Requirements: Impulse 101 on the streets.

Achievement: "OH MY GOD"
Requirements: Shit yourself in a restaurant.

Achievement: "Mapper"
Requirements: Make 50,000 maps during lifetime.

Achievement: "Guiness Mapper"
Requirements: Make 500,000 maps during lifetime.

Achievement: "No life"
Requirements: Spend 16 hours a day playing an MMO.

Achievement: "Virtual life"
Requirements: Spend 2 days in a row playing second life.

Achievement: "Bird"
Requirements: Jump from the 5th floor 10 times in a year.

Achievement: "Achievement writer"
Requirements: Write 50 achievements on twhl.

Achievement: "Hacker"
Requirements: Ban Penguinboy.

Achievement: "CourageMan"
Requirements: Insulte Luke.

Achievement: "Big eyes"
Requirements: Take 10,000,000 pictures in 40 years.

Achievement: "Yes man"
Requirements: Say yes to either question you're being asked for the next 2 weeks.

Achievement: "KickAss"
Requirements: Be kicked in the ass 50 times in 1 year.

Achievement: "Moneymaker"
Requirements: Win 10,000$ from websites.

Achievement: "ChrisPirillo"
Requirements: Post 50 videos on youtube showing how lame you are and making weird faces.

Achievement: "BinLaden"
Requirements: Use 10 grenades in shops. Go crazy, just like in gta4.

Achievement: "Physics sucks"
Requirements: Go crazy like this guy

If I have further ideas I'll come with some ....
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 05:41:21 UTC Post #269159
Achievement: The_(Failed)Comedian
Requirements: Make so many awful attempts at humor everybody just ignores you
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 06:05:27 UTC Post #269160
Lol...I'll use some of then and alter others...hey even srry's is good with a little modification...There might be a vote at the end for the top 30 if we have more than that...
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 09:04:23 UTC Post #269170
Achievement: Carlos Mencia
Requirements: Make so many awful attempts at humor everybody just ignores you
Fixed this one for you.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 09:22:23 UTC Post #269171
His new stuff is better than his old stuff.
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 12:02:53 UTC Post #269175
Lol wtf ? I was just posting some achievements.
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 12:44:04 UTC Post #269176
OMGWTFBBQ -
Actually make sense saying this in a real-life situation 10 times in a year.
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 16:43:21 UTC Post #269177
OMG WTF A BBQ?! IN WINTER!?
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 15 years ago2009-07-11 18:50:48 UTC Post #269922
So the threads old, sue me, but after seeing this in the news, I think this qualifies as a good achievment.

Achievent: Epic Fail.

Description: Attempt suicide three times, but fail.

Might have some more later.
Posted 15 years ago2009-07-11 19:36:40 UTC Post #269925
Where did you see that?
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 15 years ago2009-07-13 20:48:37 UTC Post #270065
Lol...yes, i've been otherwise occupied...but i am going ahead with this lol...i invented a new one:

Achievent: Messing With God

Description: Annoy the crap out of an Admin of a website or LAN party

(I actually deserve this one, I completely owned one of the Admins of the LAn party I went to at Gang Garrison 2. Lol, later on I had to register for an official CSS comp and when I said my user name, he screamed: "So YOU'RE HLIFEHOTDOG!!!!" :walter:
Posted 15 years ago2009-07-14 16:06:56 UTC Post #270070
Achievment!
User posted image
I made that for the heck of it, but then posted it because she thought it'd be funny.
Posted 15 years ago2009-07-14 16:09:52 UTC Post #270122
lolz heck yesh!! Indeed I do have wicked awesome fail skillz =P =D
Posted 15 years ago2009-07-15 05:01:25 UTC Post #270173
I don't get it. "Alyssa" isn't how you spell "Yodalman".
Posted 15 years ago2009-07-15 13:42:58 UTC Post #270208
Oh trust me, Yodalman doesn't come close to this kind of fail. Its something you have to see for yourself. :P
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