What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same
OK, those are some I know, what are yours?
Worst joke ever
Created 20 years ago2004-05-12 16:07:41 UTC by
Vassy
Created 20 years ago2004-05-12 16:07:41 UTC by
Vassy
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-12 16:07:41 UTC
Post #26671
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-12 16:10:30 UTC
Post #26674
A guy was at Las Vegas playing poker. He said "im betting myself!" The dealer replied "we dont take bets under a dollar."
NOT FUNNY!!
NOT FUNNY!!
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-12 16:10:57 UTC
Post #26676
I don't get it...
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-12 16:15:08 UTC
Post #26680
thtas the point, its NOT FUNNY!!
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-12 16:31:54 UTC
Post #26692
Why was the noob in suspense?
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-13 05:54:24 UTC
Post #26740
A woman asked a clerk in a petshop for a guard-dog. The clerk showed her a small lil puppy and sayd: "Ninja dog!Table!" . The puppy jumped in the air and braked the table to pieces. Then he said: "Ninja dog!Wardrobe!" and the wardrobe was gone. The woman brought the dog and when she came back home her housband asked: "What's that puppy, it's not a guard dog!" She answered: "No, it's a ninja dog!.." and the man said: "Ninja dog - my ass!"
If you don't get it, then the translation is bad...
If you don't get it, then the translation is bad...
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-13 07:59:32 UTC
Post #26763
its kinda funny, i guess.
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-13 14:21:08 UTC
Post #26799
Two blonds are in a park. The first says: "Hey, look! A dead bird!" And the second looked in the sky and said "Where?"
Seventh: corrected translation
Seventh: corrected translation
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-13 17:13:46 UTC
Post #26830
thats is also a dumb post, od course this is the stupid jokes!!
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-13 20:35:04 UTC
Post #26853
Guy walks into a bar, orders a drink. The bar tender gives him a Budweiser. The man says," I asked for a drink, not liquid crap" (yeah, thats pretty bad)
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-14 10:18:02 UTC
Post #26927
what is the TOP of the fantasy island?....
when yours fart flows in colors!
what is the TOP of the six million dollar man?
when he farts on slow motion camera!
_____________________________________
"mom...in school nobody take attention on me...mom?....moooooommm!
___________________________________
when yours fart flows in colors!
what is the TOP of the six million dollar man?
when he farts on slow motion camera!
_____________________________________
"mom...in school nobody take attention on me...mom?....moooooommm!
___________________________________
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-14 10:30:41 UTC
Post #26928
What do you call three blondes doing a headstand?
Three Brunettes
...Filthy joke, you probably wont get it...
Three Brunettes
...Filthy joke, you probably wont get it...
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-14 13:05:27 UTC
Post #26953
I got it once I saw the postscript there 
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-14 17:12:23 UTC
Post #26988
i dont get it? what is a brunettes?
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-14 17:53:54 UTC
Post #26996
A man walks into a bar. owch!
No comment.
No comment.
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-14 18:03:14 UTC
Post #26997
A monk, a rabi and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says: "What is this, a joke?"
Seen in in a sig of some VERC guy. I somehow like it.
Seen in in a sig of some VERC guy. I somehow like it.
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-15 08:08:43 UTC
Post #27084
Okay here is a funny one (een though they are not supposed to be funny!):
Three guys get shipped wrecked and washed up on a supposedly deserted island. This island happens to have a cannibalistic tribe. The tribe finds them and takes them to their leader. The leader says he'll let them ive if they go into the forest and find some fruit. When the first one gets back, he has a coconut. The leader tells him to shuv(?) the coconut up his butt to live but he can not have any facil expressions. He trys but he fails so he is eaten. The second guy comes back with some grapes. The leader tells him to do the same but he smiles and begins to laugh so he is eaten. The first to guys met eachother in haeven and the first guy asked: "you had grapes! how did you get eaten?" The second guy said: "I saw the third guy come with some pineapples."
Im not sure if i wrote it or told it right but it is a REALLY funy one!
Three guys get shipped wrecked and washed up on a supposedly deserted island. This island happens to have a cannibalistic tribe. The tribe finds them and takes them to their leader. The leader says he'll let them ive if they go into the forest and find some fruit. When the first one gets back, he has a coconut. The leader tells him to shuv(?) the coconut up his butt to live but he can not have any facil expressions. He trys but he fails so he is eaten. The second guy comes back with some grapes. The leader tells him to do the same but he smiles and begins to laugh so he is eaten. The first to guys met eachother in haeven and the first guy asked: "you had grapes! how did you get eaten?" The second guy said: "I saw the third guy come with some pineapples."
Im not sure if i wrote it or told it right but it is a REALLY funy one!
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-15 08:10:57 UTC
Post #27085
ive: live
to: two
haeven: heaven
in case you are wondering...
to: two
haeven: heaven
in case you are wondering...
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-15 10:08:37 UTC
Post #27099
shuv: Shove
Facil: Facial
"Excuse me, you have a banana in your ear."
Facil: Facial
"Excuse me, you have a banana in your ear."
- "What?"
- "What?"
- "WHAT?"
- "SPEAK LOUDER, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A BANANA IN MY EAR!"
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-15 16:05:21 UTC
Post #27150
lol
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-17 02:19:32 UTC
Post #27329
The original name was Spas but I changed it. Put the accent at the first syllable.
A man brought his dog to dog exhibition. It was old and frayed. The joury started checking all dogs and when they reached the old Todor They asked the owner: "That, that... thing doesn't deserve to be called dog! Get it out of here!" The man answered: "It's a special dog, it can fly..." The joury: "Well, then, let's see it!" The man started talking to the dog: "Fly, Todore, take off to the skies! Fly, you, Todor! Do it damn dog!" But the dog just stared around and when it was bored it spoke: "You know I can't do this, you stupid, it's too hot today!"
A man brought his dog to dog exhibition. It was old and frayed. The joury started checking all dogs and when they reached the old Todor They asked the owner: "That, that... thing doesn't deserve to be called dog! Get it out of here!" The man answered: "It's a special dog, it can fly..." The joury: "Well, then, let's see it!" The man started talking to the dog: "Fly, Todore, take off to the skies! Fly, you, Todor! Do it damn dog!" But the dog just stared around and when it was bored it spoke: "You know I can't do this, you stupid, it's too hot today!"
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-17 17:59:43 UTC
Post #27414
I hope that was supposed to be on topic... or was it supposed to be funny? 
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-18 06:38:58 UTC
Post #27479
(sceptics are not humourous, it's official)
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-18 08:02:58 UTC
Post #27493
not always jahzel!
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-19 08:15:39 UTC
Post #27642
What is Green and tastes like banana?
....
...
..
.
Don't know?
It's monkeychow offcourse
....
...
..
.
Don't know?
It's monkeychow offcourse
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-19 08:26:13 UTC
Post #27650
Whats round and rhyms with 'fish'?
Dish!
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........
(....Wind blowing noises......slight bit of tumble weed....)
....hah, ha........ha........huh....oh. Ok." :
Dish!
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........
(....Wind blowing noises......slight bit of tumble weed....)
....hah, ha........ha........huh....oh. Ok." :
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-19 11:40:20 UTC
Post #27667
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This line doesn't rhyme
And neither does this one
Violets are blue
This line doesn't rhyme
And neither does this one
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-19 20:53:13 UTC
Post #27703
lol seventh! i do not know why taht made me laugh!!! and you are right, monkeychow is green and taste like bananas! how u know?!?! monkeychow eater!!
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-19 20:53:37 UTC
Post #27704
i cant talk... 
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-20 06:12:41 UTC
Post #27772
A man walks into a bar-
ouch.
a seal walks into a club-
Tragedy.
ouch.
a seal walks into a club-
Tragedy.
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-20 06:49:39 UTC
Post #27779
hehehah. funny
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-20 06:50:35 UTC
Post #27780
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-20 07:44:09 UTC
Post #27784
I once got abducted by a UFO once.
Yeah, first I saw this blue light, then I saw this red light, and then I saw the blue light again, and the red one too. Then, all of a sudden, I woke up in jail!
I made that one up the other day
Yeah, first I saw this blue light, then I saw this red light, and then I saw the blue light again, and the red one too. Then, all of a sudden, I woke up in jail!
I made that one up the other day
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-20 08:03:13 UTC
Post #27793
woh!! where do you live?!?! that happened to me!! thats strange! 
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-20 08:06:18 UTC
Post #27798
*....And there was this strange wirring noise remeniscent of a police siren too...
...Phew, strange stuff ieatmonkeychow, strange stuff indeed.
...Phew, strange stuff ieatmonkeychow, strange stuff indeed.
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-20 08:08:05 UTC
Post #27801
yah, lol.
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