another dude spikes coworker's drink Created 13 years ago2011-04-25 20:23:21 UTC by 2muchvideogames 2muchvideogames

Created 13 years ago2011-04-25 20:23:21 UTC by 2muchvideogames 2muchvideogames

Posted 13 years ago2011-04-25 20:24:00 UTC Post #293908
Read this

Seems another sad, sad man spiked his coworker's drink with his, um, tadpoles. I searched on google and this sort of thing has happened already more than 3 times. What's up with modern society are people really this sad, that they have to go do this sort of things? I know a number of TWHL peeps have already retracted their belief in society's rationality and frankly I too might have to do that very soon, if not already.
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-25 20:56:09 UTC Post #293910
Fake article is fake.
Captain Terror Captain Terrorwhen a man loves a woman
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-25 21:03:40 UTC Post #293911
Forum post should be journal post.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-27 21:14:46 UTC Post #293967
I'm with terror on this, article screams fake, poorly written, 3 year jail sentence seems ridiculous, and also, who gets their water bottle tested after feeling sick?
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-27 23:40:00 UTC Post #293970
If people got sick from consuming semen I think blowjobs would be pretty unpopular.
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-28 00:26:31 UTC Post #293971
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-28 01:03:55 UTC Post #293974
Jeez do you think they did it on purpose was someone intentionally trying to blind them?!
Captain Terror Captain Terrorwhen a man loves a woman
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-28 05:51:24 UTC Post #293978
Anyway I can't contest whether it's fake or not since I also saw the same article on a print newspaper.

If these statistics are true, then American colleges must be a nightmare. It said alcohol had alot to do with it, and also this quote was used:
Eighty-six percent of off-campus attempted rape or sexual assaults are at fraternity houses.
I usually believe wikipedia, but this entry looks like something off uncyclopedia. Go figure.
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-28 07:31:05 UTC Post #293980
From wikipedia:
One out of every eight women will be raped while in college
That's sick. If that's true then I'd never send my daughter to college (if I had one)
One out of eight is a whole lot of women. This can't be true, right?
Madcow MadcowSpy zappin my udder
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-28 07:34:02 UTC Post #293981
There is a big chance you will die out side, but you still go out side, and you're fine. So don't let that worry you.
Stojke StojkeUnreal
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-28 18:06:01 UTC Post #294003
There is not a big risk of dying when going outside. Check your maths.
A 12.5% chance of getting raped when attending college however IS a big risk.
If you are okay with that then I hope someone cuts off your privates
Madcow MadcowSpy zappin my udder
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-28 18:27:03 UTC Post #294005
I like the choice of wording
he is likely to face a stiff sentence
Check your maths.
A 12.5% chance of getting raped when attending college however IS a big risk.
Moocow what are you talking about?
Ah right America. Explains a lot.

Tbh you can't really rely on those stats, you don't know how many women in total actually took their surveys and if the ones that had not experienced something like this didn't simply pass the survey.
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-28 18:28:27 UTC Post #294006
They're all ashamed hoes. They did it willingly and then changed their mind when it was too late.

:P
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-28 18:29:13 UTC Post #294007
Edit block. Yes now we can all see what you said.
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-28 18:45:52 UTC Post #294010
Do you feel the need of sticking your index finger in someone else's eye Skals?
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-28 18:53:48 UTC Post #294014
I'LL GIVE YOU A CHOICE:

I CAN TAKE THIS SHIT OR YOU CAN GIVE IT TO ME WILLINGLY.

I want it, i want it willingly..

I KNOW YOU DO YOU DIRTY BITCH! I'M THE JUGGERNAUT!
Captain Terror Captain Terrorwhen a man loves a woman
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-28 21:38:47 UTC Post #294029
stu and cpt. terror:
unsurprisingly that kind of attitude is already covered by wikipedia. From now on Wikipedia is my reference for human psychology (sarcasm)
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-29 04:35:28 UTC Post #294044
Are you implying women can't lie? Don't be so gullible, they're full of deceit. That you haven't realised it yet only means you're too young and inexperienced.
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-29 04:44:16 UTC Post #294045
putting semen into waterbottle of his female
woman complained feeling sick after she had taken water from her waterbottl.
She then doubted on her colleague
I'm more obliged to lose faith in society if people actually talk like this as native English speakers.

Scratch that, internet sarcasm not withholding.
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-29 09:53:49 UTC Post #294055
Recent research shows that 66% of all statistics published on the internet are fake.
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-29 17:31:23 UTC Post #294066
research shows that 100% of statistical data lacking in statistical significance are not trustworthy.
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-29 17:44:47 UTC Post #294067
research shows that 60% of the time, internet news is true every time.
Captain Terror Captain Terrorwhen a man loves a woman
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-29 19:05:26 UTC Post #294069
Research shows that 80% of the time, every thread on TWHL degenerates into an off-topic discussion.
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-29 19:07:56 UTC Post #294070
Was there even ever a topic to be discussed?
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 13 years ago2011-05-18 05:44:30 UTC Post #294734
What, why does Japan get all the weird stuff
link
Posted 13 years ago2011-05-22 22:15:25 UTC Post #294885
What, someone got kidnapped? Sadly, mate, that doesn't only happen in Japan..
ChickenFist ChickenFist<Witty Title>
Posted 13 years ago2011-05-22 23:53:12 UTC Post #294887
That's just really really sad.
Oskar Potatis Oskar Potatis🦔
Posted 13 years ago2011-05-22 23:59:12 UTC Post #294888
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME I will buy you a lovely dress and take you to a exquisite restaurant and then get an exclusive spot on the pier than take you back to my place to share some ice cream with Bailey's Irish Creme then light candles then spread rose petals on the bed then YOU HAVE NO CHOICE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 13 years ago2011-05-23 00:22:45 UTC Post #294890
At the school I previously left because of bullying, there's a pregneant 14-year-old.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-05-23 00:43:03 UTC Post #294891
that doesn't only happen in Japan
Yeah, it's not like 9 years being raped, abused, and held in captive isn't a commonplace happening or anything like that.
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 13 years ago2011-05-23 00:48:59 UTC Post #294892
At the school I previously left because of bullying, there's a pregneant 14-year-old.
I lol'd at this

Nothing new, welcome to the world. I see pregnant chicks everyday dude. Younger than 18. Its not even rape. They purposely Get pregnant. Its weird, and sick in some cases.
brendanmint brendanmintBrendan
Posted 13 years ago2011-05-23 01:16:29 UTC Post #294893
Yep. A kid from that school told me EVERYBODY in the grade is having sex, and they even had a pregnancy prevention video that taught them how to put on a condom.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-05-23 01:42:40 UTC Post #294895
OH NOES A CONDOM. We have those every year. Get used to it.
brendanmint brendanmintBrendan
Posted 13 years ago2011-05-23 02:04:40 UTC Post #294896
I never got that kind of videos in school. Or any kind thereof, actually. And nobody ever got pregnant - or laid for that matter, come to think of it. What would I know, it was an electronics school. We were all geeks, everyone was too busy coding or leveling up on RPGs.
Posted 13 years ago2011-05-23 02:21:55 UTC Post #294898
OH NOES A CONDOM. We have those every year. Get used to it.
In 8th grade?
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-05-23 02:34:49 UTC Post #294899
Well, we had our first in 9th, but yeah, that's pretty commonplace.
ChickenFist ChickenFist<Witty Title>
Posted 13 years ago2011-05-23 02:47:56 UTC Post #294900
prepubescent sex isn't a surprise to me after watching the 'school days' anime... they had a festival with a barrelful of used condoms well maybe I shouldn't talk about this any further. And definitely do NOT watch it. I warned you.
Posted 13 years ago2011-05-23 03:54:57 UTC Post #294903
I got those videos back in 5th or 6th. then every year after, cept this year. odd.
brendanmint brendanmintBrendan
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