TWHL Planet!
Created 11 years ago2013-07-16 02:46:03 UTC by
Rimrook
Created 11 years ago2013-07-16 02:46:03 UTC by
Rimrook
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-24 21:56:47 UTC
Post #314429
New player joins the game!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 07:47:40 UTC
Post #314432
Major exports: Potatos
Countries Best Achievement: comming 4th in the 1988 olympics
Best holiday spot: The rocky beaches of Xim where the sun shines 2 days a year.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 10:37:26 UTC
Post #314433
Stares at what all happened on page two and starting of page three.
HOLY SHIT, thank god it's continude. Anyways, NEED MORE PEOPLE!
HOLY SHIT, thank god it's continude. Anyways, NEED MORE PEOPLE!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 11:35:49 UTC
Post #314434
**BREAKING NEWS**
A cruise liner sank 20 minutes ago off the coast of a previously unknown nation, now known as the Imperium of Primus.
The nations ruler, TawnosPrime, released this public address on the matter.
The nations ruler, TawnosPrime, released this public address on the matter.
This morning, a vessel was detected entering the waters off of our northern coast. Per our nations protocols, the vessel was intercepted and inspected by our elite guard, the Primus Legion.
The inspection determined that, though it appeared to be a luxury family cruise, was in fact carrying intelligence agents from a hostile foreign country, to one of our neighbours. Their goal, was to cause harm, and upset the geopolitical stability of our region. This could not be allowed.
We will not tolerate ANY action from any country that would result in a shift in power in our region, and a subsequent threat to our nations peace, prosperity and sovereignty. Such actions will be met with swift, direct and extreme prejudice.
However, we acknowledge that the world was previously unaware of our existence. Therefore, we have shown leniency in this instance, in only sinking the infringing vessel, with all hands lost.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 13:00:20 UTC
Post #314435
Sinteras council of understanding has started.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 15:51:00 UTC
Post #314438
So the Sinterian Council doesn't care if the people of it's mainland coastal region get bombed?
Oh, and we are looking of set up a trade agreement with interested parties whom have substantial energy production means. We recently developed a method for matter-energy conversion, but have thus far been unable to generate the power required for large scale deployment to the populous.
Oh, and we are looking of set up a trade agreement with interested parties whom have substantial energy production means. We recently developed a method for matter-energy conversion, but have thus far been unable to generate the power required for large scale deployment to the populous.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 16:05:44 UTC
Post #314440
Dimbarkia is sending another boat to the continent, but not as spies to infiltrate Atomicstan, but rather diplomats to speak with the leaders of the Imperium of Primus.
We would like to inform you that our spies were sent in not to ruin lives, but to save them! Do you not understand that your neighboring nation is, at this moment, attempting to bomb our fellow countries? Please, you must assist my people in infiltrating this country to send every nuke crashing safely into the ocean!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 16:30:12 UTC
Post #314441
We are primarily committed to regional stability, but are concerned about global as well. However, our nation is not concerned about our neighbours actions, as the other two tests clearly landed in unpopulated regions, meaning the third was clearly an accidental shift in trajectory.
As previously stated, we will only take aggressive action when provoked to do so. We also acknowledge that, though not the majority of it's people, your nation does have a large population of Trolls living within it's borders. We therefore are currently not interested in engaging in any diplomatic relations with any member of the Northern Imperial Alliance.
As previously stated, we will only take aggressive action when provoked to do so. We also acknowledge that, though not the majority of it's people, your nation does have a large population of Trolls living within it's borders. We therefore are currently not interested in engaging in any diplomatic relations with any member of the Northern Imperial Alliance.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 16:39:39 UTC
Post #314442
If these are your morals, and you do not care about your neighbors, then why did you kill our men sent in on a cruise ship!? They were NOT headed to your port!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 16:53:13 UTC
Post #314443
After all this time, Spag still enjoys bringing the penis into discussion.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 17:18:28 UTC
Post #314444
They are instructed to report back to the Imperium in one year, or when they get frustrated and just want to come home.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 18:09:07 UTC
Post #314445
The Dimbarkian Empire Papers 50 c
Nerds Burnt in Boats!
The Dimbarkian Empire recieved many different scholars and artisans from the nation of Primus as an insult. The scholars immediately asked to meet with the emporer, only to be guided to the blockade of wasted potential (and boats) to be burnt at the stake.
I love watching nerds burn. These fuckin' people think they know what they're doing with their lives, but really, brains don't matter. Anyways, I'm gonna go snort some weed and maybe make some cocaine-brownies. 'Chow.
--A brave, young, handsome Dimbarkian soldier
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 18:20:54 UTC
Post #314446
Real men SNORT their weed.
THE NUNCIUS
In a bold and frankly bizarre political update, in stark contrast to the original views of it's people, the growth, production and drinking of English Tea has been outlawed throughout Urbania.
All Tea plantations are to be razed over the course of the next year. Coffee and Cocoa plantations will take their place within 3 years.
On the natural front, the rare Urbanian Tiger is dangerously close to total extinction due to heavy deforestation around the largest settlements.
THE NUNCIUS
In a bold and frankly bizarre political update, in stark contrast to the original views of it's people, the growth, production and drinking of English Tea has been outlawed throughout Urbania.
All Tea plantations are to be razed over the course of the next year. Coffee and Cocoa plantations will take their place within 3 years.
On the natural front, the rare Urbanian Tiger is dangerously close to total extinction due to heavy deforestation around the largest settlements.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 18:39:45 UTC
Post #314447
Real men EAT cocaine in their BROWNIES.
*Breaking news!*
Citizens from Gaul who escaped into Dimbarkia have seemed to collect a group of the tiger-eating Dimbarkian elephants, and has transported them to another ecosystem via raft! We wish to give this warning to the country of Urbania, and we have sent the nation a map showing the places where the raft has docked, most likely where the tiger-eating elephants were dropped off!
Also, we have received an image from one of the elephants which was sent to the main database in Dimbarkia. We are transmitting it to you now.
*Breaking news!*
Citizens from Gaul who escaped into Dimbarkia have seemed to collect a group of the tiger-eating Dimbarkian elephants, and has transported them to another ecosystem via raft! We wish to give this warning to the country of Urbania, and we have sent the nation a map showing the places where the raft has docked, most likely where the tiger-eating elephants were dropped off!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 20:27:11 UTC
Post #314448
We hope that in future we all can have same mentality!
We are now focus on gathering resource for our great new nation!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 21:06:34 UTC
Post #314451
J.I.F. Company Newsletter
This week's quota of rediscovered stories has been exceeded by 80%!
A karaoke event will be held in the lounge tonight. Relax and unwind with themes from your favourite animes and 80s sitcoms!
Finally, we are sad to announce the departure of George MacGregor. George is retiring on friday for a life of relaxation in his home state of Mowood. The farewell party will start at 4:00 and is potluck.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 21:19:28 UTC
Post #314452
Nash velikiy vozhd' Skladimir Sklenin zayavil v kontakt mira i protsvetaniya s vneshnim mirom . My popytalis' vstupit' v kontakt s J.I.F. no eto, kazhetsya , ischezli iz mira. Nekotoryye udivlyayutsya, yesli by eto bylo dazhe tam s samogo nachala. My seychas otpravke dayving komandy po poslednemu izvestnomu raspolozheniye JIF V popytke nayti etu zateryannuyu Atlantidu.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 21:43:51 UTC
Post #314453
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 22:19:44 UTC
Post #314454
So far this new method has just resulted in a population boom and a new, embryonic form of music known as "Rock and Roll", but certain members of the RoW are confident that their greatest works are just around the corner.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-25 23:59:53 UTC
Post #314459
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-26 00:02:26 UTC
Post #314460
lol.
On the mc server, that massive diamond cavern was located under Sinteria.
Bomb there more.
On the mc server, that massive diamond cavern was located under Sinteria.
Bomb there more.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-26 00:10:33 UTC
Post #314461
Above is a great shot of the massive turn out at yesterdays biggest music festival for the Communist State of Nine: Kool Musik Outing 2013.
Featured many great acts including:
Music festival proved to be a great success and good day out for all (for those who could get it off work).
Above is a shot of the huge crowd numbers!
Event organizers are confident next year will be even better.
Featured many great acts including:
- Surface Tension
- Maximum Keytars
- Not Quite 8
Music festival proved to be a great success and good day out for all (for those who could get it off work).
Above is a shot of the huge crowd numbers!
Event organizers are confident next year will be even better.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-26 05:06:12 UTC
Post #314462
lol.So you're telling me that there is an huge ass cave filled with the rarest thing in the game under my country and i dont have minecraft? God damn it.
On the mc server, that massive diamond cavern was located under Sinteria.
Bomb there more.
So the Sinterian Council doesn't care if the people of it's mainland coastal region get bombed?That region of Sinteria is filled with many many scholars from all around the world who wish to enter Sinteria and study about life and advanced technology. Bombing that region would mean not only war to Sinteria, but war to the entire planet.
It is true that that area is designed with many shelters and smaller Unpenatretium shields, but it is also well protected by the highest in technology Unobtanium energy cannons.
Sintera has deployed its shields to protect its lands from attacks, since it does not want to engage into war. We have some... Mining to do.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-26 07:22:15 UTC
Post #314465
Stojke, if you don't mind, I'm gonna mine away at your place, those diamonds could come in handy. 
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-26 07:44:45 UTC
Post #314466
Where do you keep getting those retro posters Skals?
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-26 14:13:42 UTC
Post #314474
The council has spoken and Sinteria has disabled its shields!
But what is this???
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Music: Clicky!
WE HAVE DEPLOYED OUR MOST SOPHISTICATED WEAPON OF MASS DOMINATION EVER MADE
WE THE SINTERIAN MASTER RACE DO NOT INTEND ON USING THIS WEAPON
BUT WE WONT TOLERATE DIRECT COMPROMISATION OF OUR LAND
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Music: Clicky!
- * * WARNING !!! WARNING !!! PSYCHIC DOMINATOR DETECTED!!! * * *
- * * PSYCHIC DOMINATOR DETECTED ON PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN FLOATING TECH ISLAND NEAR SINTERIA * * *
- It seems that the Unobtanium powered Unpenatratium shield was nothing but an camouflage device!
- Sinteria has deployed its most advanced technological weapon of mass domination!
- This is just in all over the globe! A master wave of both Radio and Video frequencies has broadcasted all over the globe!
WE HAVE DEPLOYED OUR MOST SOPHISTICATED WEAPON OF MASS DOMINATION EVER MADE
WE THE SINTERIAN MASTER RACE DO NOT INTEND ON USING THIS WEAPON
BUT WE WONT TOLERATE DIRECT COMPROMISATION OF OUR LAND
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-26 14:46:17 UTC
Post #314475
Well...that could be a problem (if two couldn't play at that game!).
Thanks to our forays into genetic sequencing, and with some assistance from our neighbours from Atomicstan, we are ready to showcase the first in our new line of mobile superweapons, to be deployed in order to maintain peace and freedom for all.
Piloted by our first genetically enhanced soldiers, known as Coordinators. These men and women are skilled combatants, and have been conditioned to withstand mind altering conditions.
Thanks to our forays into genetic sequencing, and with some assistance from our neighbours from Atomicstan, we are ready to showcase the first in our new line of mobile superweapons, to be deployed in order to maintain peace and freedom for all.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-26 15:23:07 UTC
Post #314476
Sense and this thread. Not related in the slightest.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-26 15:43:27 UTC
Post #314477
Yeah, it's taken on a really weird course since the missile tests of Atomicstan. Perhaps it's time for a new course...
leaves room to think
leaves room to think
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-26 15:57:58 UTC
Post #314478
Dimbarks land was an anus, thats a win in my book if you ask me.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-26 16:16:58 UTC
Post #314479
We good peoples of the Soviet Skrusia would love to help world fight Aryan domination, but we are busy fighting giant gorilla space peoples.
One peril at time!
Peace and Love!
Peace and Love!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-26 16:23:10 UTC
Post #314480
Dunno where they came from, but best randomness ever.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-26 16:28:13 UTC
Post #314481
"QUICK EVERYONE! Take notes! We must preserve this point in time!"
Also: Coming Soon, Gasoline Fifty's latest album, 'Please don't tear our world apart!"
Also: Coming Soon, Gasoline Fifty's latest album, 'Please don't tear our world apart!"
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-26 16:41:10 UTC
Post #314482
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-26 22:19:56 UTC
Post #314484
Dimbarkia has taken more land on the continent, which before was unclaimed, and is unleashing a powerful force in order to defend this new land from Gaul and all of the enemies on its side.
It was made in our very scientific labs... it is called the Colossal Santa-Hitler Zombie Baby.
To showcase its defensive powers, we blew off the tip of the province of the Dimbarkian Republic, killing thousands of innocent people!
We are prepared to defend whoever is left in both the democracy and the empire! More so the empire!
It was made in our very scientific labs... it is called the Colossal Santa-Hitler Zombie Baby.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-28 15:30:22 UTC
Post #314525
At least it's not a nazi baby. Not according to the angle of its swastika at least. 
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-28 16:56:51 UTC
Post #314526
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-28 17:59:03 UTC
Post #314527
That's taken as an offensive post by millions of Neo-Nazis who see this...
But what ever, Karlsland remains still, with it's economy going at a steady rate and nothing effecting it yet, people still enjoy their normal lives.
But what ever, Karlsland remains still, with it's economy going at a steady rate and nothing effecting it yet, people still enjoy their normal lives.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-28 18:04:43 UTC
Post #314528
Dont know whats worse, dimbark being ultra lame or Ghost being a nazi lover.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-28 18:59:53 UTC
Post #314530
I can't be arsed anymore.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-28 20:43:02 UTC
Post #314531
The swastika is a buddhist symbol of peace. Hitler took the symbol and rotated it 45 degrees for the Nazi emblem. Therefore, Dimbark's giant baby is peaceful. We're fine.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-28 21:46:06 UTC
Post #314533
Actually the original symbol is inverted and generally depicted with rounded corners. Hitler made a mirrored version with hard corners.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-29 08:44:30 UTC
Post #314550
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-29 08:49:26 UTC
Post #314551
AHEM! I loved the Nazi aircraft, all designs, prototypes, experimental ones, etc. Even some weapons. BUT CALLING ME A NAZI IS JUST OFFENSIVE.
(Ps there's a neo nazi member here, but it's not me.)
(Ps there's a neo nazi member here, but it's not me.)
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-29 09:24:20 UTC
Post #314553
Nazi lover and nazi are two different things. But than again i may have overreacted.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-29 09:41:29 UTC
Post #314554
I'm a nazi fan either way, getting the Eagle crest (Luftwaffe one) tattooed onto my back.
AS PRESIDENT OF KARLSLAND, I say yay.
AS PRESIDENT OF KARLSLAND, I say yay.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-29 10:08:40 UTC
Post #314555
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-29 10:13:02 UTC
Post #314556
Lol.
Posted 11 years ago2013-08-04 00:10:53 UTC
Post #314691
Dimbarkia has placed several mines along the country and, deep underground, has found and started mining a very worthwhile resource to throw into the trade market!
Posted 11 years ago2013-08-04 11:44:16 UTC
Post #314697
The great people of Viagoria have crossed the mountains and erected another settlement. Along the way they came across a great book of knowledge teaching them the ways of green energy and lean manufacturing.
The first hydroelectric plant was built on the Stoneface River.
This has allowed the people to prosper and expand.
Thanks to the surplus of building supplies, the Great-Sigmond Bridge is under construction.
One day the peoples of Flaccidia and Viagoria will unite and prosper!
The bridge engineers planned for this bridge to have two tiers. One for foot and horse traffic, one for train.
The first hydroelectric plant was built on the Stoneface River.
This has allowed the people to prosper and expand.
Thanks to the surplus of building supplies, the Great-Sigmond Bridge is under construction.
One day the peoples of Flaccidia and Viagoria will unite and prosper!
The bridge engineers planned for this bridge to have two tiers. One for foot and horse traffic, one for train.
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