Created 11 years ago2013-07-16 02:46:03 UTC by Rimrook
This morning, a vessel was detected entering the waters off of our northern coast. Per our nations protocols, the vessel was intercepted and inspected by our elite guard, the Primus Legion.
The inspection determined that, though it appeared to be a luxury family cruise, was in fact carrying intelligence agents from a hostile foreign country, to one of our neighbours. Their goal, was to cause harm, and upset the geopolitical stability of our region. This could not be allowed.
We will not tolerate ANY action from any country that would result in a shift in power in our region, and a subsequent threat to our nations peace, prosperity and sovereignty. Such actions will be met with swift, direct and extreme prejudice.
However, we acknowledge that the world was previously unaware of our existence. Therefore, we have shown leniency in this instance, in only sinking the infringing vessel, with all hands lost.
We would like to inform you that our spies were sent in not to ruin lives, but to save them! Do you not understand that your neighboring nation is, at this moment, attempting to bomb our fellow countries? Please, you must assist my people in infiltrating this country to send every nuke crashing safely into the ocean!
I love watching nerds burn. These fuckin' people think they know what they're doing with their lives, but really, brains don't matter. Anyways, I'm gonna go snort some weed and maybe make some cocaine-brownies. 'Chow.
--A brave, young, handsome Dimbarkian soldier
J.I.F. Company Newsletter
This week's quota of rediscovered stories has been exceeded by 80%!
A karaoke event will be held in the lounge tonight. Relax and unwind with themes from your favourite animes and 80s sitcoms!
Finally, we are sad to announce the departure of George MacGregor. George is retiring on friday for a life of relaxation in his home state of Mowood. The farewell party will start at 4:00 and is potluck.
lol.So you're telling me that there is an huge ass cave filled with the rarest thing in the game under my country and i dont have minecraft? God damn it.
On the mc server, that massive diamond cavern was located under Sinteria.
Bomb there more.
So the Sinterian Council doesn't care if the people of it's mainland coastal region get bombed?That region of Sinteria is filled with many many scholars from all around the world who wish to enter Sinteria and study about life and advanced technology. Bombing that region would mean not only war to Sinteria, but war to the entire planet.