An Engliosh man, an Arab and Scotsman are traveling through the forest when they come across what appears to be a burial ground. They each take a step onto the ground when suddenly - Whoosh. The tribe whos graveyard there treading on jump out of the bushes around them.
They all begin screaming and shouting at the Englishman, The Scott and the Arab and shaking there spears in the air. The tribes leader steps foward and says they have difiled there holy ground and must kiss the ground infront of the graveyard and then recive fourty lashes for each step they took on the holy soil.
The tribe leader goes on to say that they will be lashed on this blood stained podium but that they can have anything of there choice on there back to help with the pain.
The scotts man is first, he kneels down by the graveyard and kiss's the soil, then he steps up onto a podium to be lashed.
"Ah I dont need nothing on my back, gimme the lashin!"
So they do, fourty lashes, lash lash lash. The scots man steps down from the podium his back bleeding badly.
The Arab is next in line, He kneels down and kisses the soil infront of the gravyard and then he steps up to the podium.
"Can I please have my back coated in oil to help with the pain?"
So, the tribe people oil his back up and give him fourty lash's. Lash lash lash. He stepps down from the podium his back bleeding badly.
Now its the Englishmans turn, the tribe leader motions him to kiss the ground. Instead the Englishman jumps onto the holy ground and beginss stamping his feet as fast as he can. The tribesmen reach in and pull him away and drag him before the tribe leader. The tribe leader says;
"Now you shall be lashed fourty times for every step you took on the holy ground aswell as the first fourty"
The Englishman says;
"Thats ok I want the Arab strapped to my back!"
Hahaha, very long winded version of a joke I heard in the pub, I think its class.
I hope it's not going to be censored (i find nothing offensing, nothing bad i think 
