Worst way to die Created 20 years ago2004-08-05 01:28:05 UTC by VOX

Ok it's late and I had margaritas, so forgive me later. What is the worst way to die?

Make a forcefield around someone who just gassed out and watch them gag and beg to get out.

Straining too hard in the "Throne Room" and giving yourself a stroke.

Shooting a gun in a range, only to have the bullet hit a screw in the wall and ricochet to your head.

Hooking up your new super-moniter and getting shocked to death.

Falling asleep in winter only to be snowed on and suffocating.

You give CPR to a little kid with braces only to have them locked to your face and you suffocate on their cheek.

Tripping over a rope which then ties around your foot and as your fall into a lake the other end locks onto a nearby boulder and pulls it in.

Being born with all your organs in your hands and when your are 25 you accidentally get your hands cought in the door.

Mistaking a rotton orange for a plum.

Go ahead and post your own.

The worst way to die would be:

Every single way to die all happening at once

Being born with all your organs in your hands and when your are 25 you accidentally get your hands cought in the door.

Ouch. That would hurt beyond belief.

burning slowly (sorta water torture but with fire) also maybe getting shot 100 times all in the same second...all in the heart.

heh, wouldn't the bullets all hit each other and ricochet around everywhere?

Getting eaten by a great white shark.

Falling into a huge tropical spider's nest in a jungle and getting virtually half eaten.

Treading on a landmine only to find that if you were to suddenly release your foot it would blow.

Getting lost in space...

by getting your limbs ripped off voilently and bleeding to death. Or sufffacating. Now, dont tell me thoses arent the worst ways to die.

All that make you die very slowly are extremely uncomfortable ways of dying.

yah, i dont like this thread now...

SO, you don't like this thread when you have a happy tree friends avatar.

for half life, falling out of a window that wasnt SKYed round and slightly hurting yourself in the void....then i guess you starve to death.

real life I guess getting AIDS and killing yourself a before a cure comes out.

Actually MY worst way would be falling into the sea. I can swim ok but i get vertigo looking into deep water, and feel kind sucked towards it. One time on my mates boat i looked into the water and he had to bring me back because i was just lying full on my back gripping the sides. It was only a RIB!

in HALF-LIFE

-getting eaten by a headcrab. the headcrabs teeth diggin in your skull, and you become a zombie for the rest of your life.

-getting shocked by a alien slave, then drug back to the mothership and all your organs ripped out and eaten.

REAL LIFE:

-getting abducted by aliens and they take you to their ship and rip out your organs and eat your brain, then throw your skin out in space.

floater, not so:
being abducted by aliens would, in your final minutes be a brilliant way to die since you would see that life was not only on earth and therefore the world was not created solely to create man. That'd be an experience.

note to self:dont reply to threads while drinkin

Have someone break into your home, point a gun at you, tie you up, take all your stuff, then force you to watch him slowly kill your who family right before your eyes and listening to them suffer, then pulls out a knife and slowly hacks at your legs, not cutting them off but seriously injuring them. Finally after he lest you go, you call the cop but they cant find him, they start a search and ou go straight to the hospital, soon you find out that your legs will have to be amputated and you need a wheelchair. A few days after being released from the hospital you fall down a hill and out of your wheelchair into a rocky ditch where you are stabbed and slowly bleed to death by rocks, The murderer of your family is never caught.

THAT is the worst way to die.

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your sick...

I just have a big imagination

like your site says: "your not crazy, just special."

YEP! I made that up all by meself! I feel so happy! But hey, thats a pretty bad way to die, so I posted it.

Your calling m sick and your avatar is a pink quirrel wih its eye coming out and stuck through the branch!

well, it is funny...

Meeting the worst thing you can imagine, followed by your heart stopping of pure fear.

lol. Im sorry but thats funny.

You come home and you see your wife in the bed. You start looking for her lover and finaly when you can't find him you die cause of anger. Once in Heaven (or Hell, wichever you prefer) you meet someone. He asks you how you died? and you tell him the story. Then he says "If you had checked the refrigator we would both be still alive"...

Nasty for either of them.

hahahaha, I like that.

The one I posted at the 'You've been mapping too much when...' thread. Altough I'm quite uncertain if the guy died (since lifeguards came to aid him immediately) but having chunks of your face rest at your hand while your nose and theeth are bleeding to death is...just...plain nasty. I felt extrmly bad by just looking at this...

Yackh! I'm going to the bathroom...

Getting killed by a ghost or some type of entity that exists on another plane, now that would be horrorfying. Not only would you be killed by the ghost, you would meet it again when you die and become a ghost!

Another incredibly sick way to die, and painful too!

You are buried into the ground with only your head sticking out while a steam roller crushes your head at 1 mph. Also, you are facing the steam roller so your chin and nose and everything that pokes out is crushed in extreme pain first, youch.

oh man, that is sick.

here's another one:

-your apartment is 5 stories up, and a fire breaks out, you smash the window and go down the ladder, you fall, and look up to the ladder, the ladder comes barreling down and lands straight in your eye.

that is sick.

That happened in a movie! You are just copying the movie!

ya, i know here's another one:

-Your setting your computer all up. (you live alone) And you hook some wires up on the back of the monitor, then suddenly, there's a power surge, and the surge runs right up the wires and into your body. you lie dead for days untill someone actually finds you.

thats not the worst way to die. Coolfat takes the prize.

thats not the worst way to die. Coolfat takes the prize.

Floater that idea has already been said....

I still think that being crushed by something very very heavy travelling very very slow would be the worst way to die...

how is that the worst way to die?

By me:

You are buried into the ground with only your head sticking out while a steam roller crushes your head at 1 mph. Also, you are facing the steam roller so your chin and nose and everything that pokes out is crushed in extreme pain first, youch.

Is this the one I take the prize for or is it the first one?

GIVE ME A TROPHY!

Have someone break into your home, point a gun at you, tie you up, take all your stuff, then force you to watch him slowly kill your who family right before your eyes and listening to them suffer, then pulls out a knife and slowly hacks at your legs, not cutting them off but seriously injuring them. Finally after he lest you go, you call the cop but they cant find him, they start a search and ou go straight to the hospital, soon you find out that your legs will have to be amputated and you need a wheelchair. A few days after being released from the hospital you fall down a hill and out of your wheelchair into a rocky ditch where you are stabbed and slowly bleed to death by rocks, The murderer of your family is never caught.

that one!

Being paid to be a test subject on some new project with the promise of lots of money but instead they test you with weird shit that mutifies your body beyond recognition and you spend the next 40 years of your life a crawling mutant blob that can barley pull itself allonf the ground and pukes up every six minuets constantly in extreme pain in a small concrete holding cell while scientist do masses of experiments on you testing new drugs and such to be finnaly injected with a chemical that turns you into a small blob and you then suffocate in your own shit and puke.

lolol, thats is hilarious!

Sitting in a room made completly of glass. Outside of the glass is just food, GOOD food. You sit in the room, and are left to sit there and starve to death, with real good food right in front of you. You ask for water, so you can kind of survive. And they give you water, they give you lots. They fill up the entire glass room up with water, up until there is about 10 cm of air, and all the rest water. But this isn't drinking water; this is salt water. Really Cold Salt Water. You you are there, hungry with food, thirsty with salt water, and drowning in freezing cold water. But then, they see you freezing, so they turn on the heater, or should I say: The Stove. They boil the water, almost burning you to death, until 75% of your body is fully burnt. They then take you out of the glass room, and into a new room. It has a TV. You watch the TV, which is playing pornographic images. You 75% burn penis becomes erect, and you see two men come into the room, and feed you Viagra. They then pull out a knife, and slowly chop of parts of your penis, 5mm at a time. They then slit open your scrotum, and make your eat your testicles. They then chop off your toes and fingers. Then hands and feet. Then Arms and Legs. Then with only your head and body left, you are placed back into the glass room, to either starve, drown, or freeze to death.

Pretty Gruesome hey!?

Crazy!

trapt, next time, remember to take your medication before you post.

haha

Trapt, people like you are the reason people like me need medication

Aww. How come Coolfat can get away with crazy stories and I can't

There is nothing wrong with me, I just have a large imagination!

You need medication M_gargantua? I always wondered what the M before gargantua in your name was, now I know! Medication_gargantua

i am speechless. Just, speechless....

Give me the drugs trapt...

Why does everyone try to describe a natural death? Murders can be much worse:

Someone ties you on a wall and your body is in an X position upside down. Guy pulls out a gun and shoots out your hands and then gets a knife and stabs one of your lungs and CASTRATES YOU(OW). The the guy starts punching the crap out of you, after a while he leaves and you bleed to death from the wounds barely even being able to breathe.

This has been a another sick, curel way to die, thank you and join us next time same place, same time!

heheh, here's another one:

you are a security guard, it's your first day on the job, in the gun range, you grap your handgun, then shoot the targets, but it misfires and bangs off a screw in the wall and hits the guy next to you, lucky only you and the guy were there, so you decide to throw him in your locker, the next day the "Incident in Black Mesa occurs" so you have to go to Sector A to find out what's going on, you and a couple buddies go there and all split up, Next thing you know, you find their bloody carcases stuffed in vents and all over the floor, You go to the test chambers and find out what horrible things the scientists are working on. you go back down a hallway, and a zombie chases after you, he runs extremely fast and outruns you and bites your arm, you outrun the zombie and get back to your locker in Sector F, the arm then becomes gangrinus, so you have to amputate it yourself with your knife. know you have one arm, and you bandage it up quickly, then something bangs on your locker door (from the inside) you open it and a zombie comes out it tries to bite you, it bites your eye, so you have to amputate your eye. Now with one arm and no eye, you run, down the hallway and notice an Alien to the right, you don't move because you think if you don't move it wont harm you, then you slip, it see's you and fires something through your stomach. Blows a hole right through your stomach, then it drags you down the stairs, and takes it to a room, with other people dead, with little fealings you have, they eat your brain and organs, then you are left to die in a small room with other dead disected people.

that is a horrible way to die.