Oh to be a teletubby. Created 20 years ago2004-08-16 06:34:29 UTC by G_KID

Oh to be a big, fat teletubby, without a care,
I wonder how,up against a chainsaw, a teletubby would fare,
To be a big annyoying teletubby,with a TV in your tummy,
And to eat that pink crap, that they think is yummy,
Oh to have an antenna, stuck to your head,
And to sleep under silver tin foil, when in bed.
To have ears so large, you can hear anything someone may mutter,
And finally, to have an I.Q. six points below butter.

What do you think?
I got the inspiration from watching the teletubbies(suprise suprise).

The tellytubbies aren't as happy-happy as people think. They're four crackheads who dance around like idiots for a rock. Its a shame TV producers must dress addicts up this way for cheap entertainment, when they obviously need help getting off the stuff. A damn shame....

Hm. Limerick thread, heh.

lol i made that poem up.
I have far to much spare time.

What do you think of this: (I made up a while ago:)

Daytime TV

Put this in your CV,
Daytime TV,
Dreary, and full of theory.
Sitting there,
Without a care,
And knowing you should really.

And all that?s on BBC One;
Pokemon, and Digimon!
Have a flick,
And light a stick,
And consider yourself lucky mon!

Not as good as some of these.