1. Steam
2. Steam again
3. Complex questions when you are caught off guard ("Errr...shit, errrr.... I don't know, errrr...... say that again")
4. Really sensible people trying to dance to reggae
cringes5. Any type or form of pop music/chart music
6. Really sensible people
7. Posh people
8. The Queen
9. Patriotism, ie. people waving their flags at the Queen not even knowing that the Queen isn't even human.
10. Religion. (all types)
11. Nuts apart from peanuts - which are moderately acceptable.
12. Fosters/Australian beer
13. Budweiser, I mean compared to it's czech cousin it's nat's piss
14. John Player Gold, Mayfair cigarettes -- eeugh!
coughs15. Soap Operas (EastEnders/Coronation Street/Any other mindless, unintelligent baloney)
16. So-called New Age Hippies who come from rich backgrounds
17. So-called Socialists who come from rich backgrounds
18. Conservative supporters
19. Sport (Any kind, be it football, hockey, tennis etc)
20. Anything that envolves physical activity, ie. Getting up off the sofa
21. Morris Dancers, I mean, why?
22. Jim Davidson, man he desrves a good smack in the face
23. Being asked how many novels you've read, "errr.........novels? Well, errr..........let me see, err......oh, there was one....but, errr......"
Ministeve, I can do the Woodpigeon call as well. Do you mean where you cup your hands together in a certain way and blow into them where your thumbs are held? And you can lift your one hand to change the pitch?