I have started writing a short book about the nature of noobs. It is in no way intended to offend anyone, but it is a very comical and funny read, and it also covers some facts about newbies. It's worth a read. I haven't finished it yet, but I am writing in it right now. I will upload the next page later!
http://www.m0px.net/index.php?page=article&articleid=2
My new book, "The way of the noob"!
Created 19 years ago2005-01-01 23:39:03 UTC by
m0p
Created 19 years ago2005-01-01 23:39:03 UTC by
m0p
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-01 23:39:03 UTC
Post #80975
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 00:04:07 UTC
Post #80978
lol, amusing ;D
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 03:07:51 UTC
Post #80991
interesting...
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 03:18:15 UTC
Post #81000
It's updated to a new version now! http://www.m0px.net/index.php?page=article&articleid=3
the old version is now inferior
the old version is now inferior
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 03:28:01 UTC
Post #81002
nice job, m0p. 
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 08:05:22 UTC
Post #81018
:] "Good Job"
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 10:06:50 UTC
Post #81028
m0p, that was brilliant. An accurate portrayal of noob infestation. I hope this resolves the on-going situation. Instead of arguing with the anonymous noob, we can now simply say "Refer to chapter 4 of 'The Way of The Noob'." [Ends argument instantly]
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 10:24:42 UTC
Post #81030
Very funny. Nice book. But you should also do one explaining what newbies are and how to tell n00bs and newbies apart.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 10:26:07 UTC
Post #81032
I think genuine 'newcomers' are actually 'newbies', where as the idiotic ones m0p describes are known as 'n00bs' or 'noobs'.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 12:44:42 UTC
Post #81068
It may also be wise to implement censor settings to stop posting of disgusting imagery such as goatse, lemonparty or tubgirl, since spammers often post these images in order to disgust the members.now who on earth would do a thing like that?
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 12:55:11 UTC
Post #81073
it was?
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 12:59:31 UTC
Post #81078
now who on earth would do a thing like that?/me looks at dajuppi
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 12:59:52 UTC
Post #81080
/me joins
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 15:42:09 UTC
Post #81148
hehe pretty funny and accurate m0p
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 15:51:54 UTC
Post #81156
Kinda copied from the defining a noob guide though.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 17:04:11 UTC
Post #81188
Remember, n00b != newbie.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 18:21:06 UTC
Post #81217
that was hillarious MOP.
Continue it, and I bet it could sell
Just think of it on the shelf:
"Noobs for dummies"
or
"Cure for the common Noob"
Continue it, and I bet it could sell
Just think of it on the shelf:
"Noobs for dummies"
or
"Cure for the common Noob"
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 19:07:38 UTC
Post #81239
lol
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 19:25:02 UTC
Post #81243
Do you spam regularly in irc?
Do you attempt to destroy communities?
Do you not listen to helpful advice when it's given?
Do you flame without reason?
Do you post useless shit in forums?
Then you need "Way of the noob"!
Available only at http://www.goat.cx
Do you attempt to destroy communities?
Do you not listen to helpful advice when it's given?
Do you flame without reason?
Do you post useless shit in forums?
Then you need "Way of the noob"!
Available only at http://www.goat.cx
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 19:50:40 UTC
Post #81246
LOOL ZL! 
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 19:58:12 UTC
Post #81247
Do you attempt to destroy communities?That's Anonymous
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 20:06:24 UTC
Post #81248
lol
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 20:33:41 UTC
Post #81259
or the anonymi. the anonymatti.
CONSPIRACY OF ANOMINITY!
CONSPIRACY OF ANOMINITY!
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 21:09:29 UTC
Post #81274
Anocolips. or whatever...
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 21:09:43 UTC
Post #81275
anacolyps*
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 22:36:50 UTC
Post #81306
No offense MoP, but i find this..
Noobs who attempt to hack accounts or the server fall into this variety. IPDeny they from the server immediatly. Even if they can't do harm, people who even attempt this are stepping on dangerous territory. If they do hack the site, get the authorities involved!..rather ironic, coming from you
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 22:39:30 UTC
Post #81309
Haha, true.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 22:47:57 UTC
Post #81311
Now now.. Sari...
Those day's are behind us. The fact that m0p has included that comment, increases my respect for him.
However I did stumble onto this site that had me laughing..
www.mopx.net
Any relation?
Those day's are behind us. The fact that m0p has included that comment, increases my respect for him.
However I did stumble onto this site that had me laughing..
www.mopx.net
Any relation?
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-02 22:50:25 UTC
Post #81314
yes, he has redeemed himself for that a long time ago, just found it a bit funny.
Any relation?oh god, i hope not
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-03 04:45:01 UTC
Post #81325
mopx es un acr?nimo de Master of Puppets, mi canci?n favorita de mi grupo favorito, Metallica. La X es por antiguo warez clan que ya no existe.m0px is an acronym of Master of Puppets, my (canci?n? Related to, stolen?) of my favourite group, Metallica. The X es for old warez which now don't exist.
Sounds suspiciously familiar.
saves all the pages
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-03 12:35:23 UTC
Post #81362
Eh? I am in no way affiliated with that site. I did sign up on a forum once and it said that m0px and m0p were already in use. 
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-03 14:43:32 UTC
Post #81376
Oh God, That's just phucking scary
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-03 15:39:18 UTC
Post #81382
Lol!
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-03 15:53:09 UTC
Post #81394
He's lying.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-03 16:04:54 UTC
Post #81397
masterofpuppets, admit it, it's your 2nd SPANISH personality!
Damn schizophrenic..
Damn schizophrenic..
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-03 17:11:10 UTC
Post #81422
Eh? That site used to say "BUSTED! *ip address*" so I don't have a clue.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-03 17:13:41 UTC
Post #81424
hack it to end the ideas! j/k thatd be wrong.
And a lot of people use that name because of that.
And a lot of people use that name because of that.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-03 18:23:28 UTC
Post #81447
But the similarities are too many... :
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-04 06:01:14 UTC
Post #81603
Who is mopx, where is mopx, wtf is mopx?Sure sounds like you to me.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-04 07:24:10 UTC
Post #81609
funny
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-04 08:25:13 UTC
Post #81616
Lets storm the mopx building!!!...
...
...
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-04 09:50:19 UTC
Post #81623
obeys
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-04 10:33:28 UTC
Post #81627
But not the m0pX.net building!
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-04 10:41:01 UTC
Post #81632
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-04 17:36:29 UTC
Post #81676
lets do it anyways!
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-04 17:54:42 UTC
Post #81687
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-04 19:31:27 UTC
Post #81738
Killing spaniards never ceases to amuse me!
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-04 20:34:06 UTC
Post #81761
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