Hey everyone. Just thought I?d let you know that I am getting married in a week!! You may now congratulate me or offer your condolences, whichever you feel fits the situation better. Either way, let the celebrations begin! Let the alcohol flow, the cigars smoke, and the children laugh and make merry! Congratulations to me!!
You may now proceed with the flaming(though I dont know why anyone would; someone probably will, but thats ok).