i came across this really dumb warning on apple's website
http://www.geocities.com/area51_hrnygoat/stoopid.JPG
seriously, who would be dumb enough to spend $100 on an mp3 player and then eat it?
REALLY stupid warnings
Created 19 years ago2005-01-22 00:00:33 UTC by
Guinea Pirate
Created 19 years ago2005-01-22 00:00:33 UTC by
Guinea Pirate
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-22 00:00:33 UTC
Post #84985
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-22 00:02:37 UTC
Post #84986
You never know.
After all, there are people like ieatmonkeychow out there.
After all, there are people like ieatmonkeychow out there.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-22 00:06:23 UTC
Post #84989
I hate you goto to hell. 
I would not eat that even though its like a cake. A cupcake even.
I would not eat that even though its like a cake. A cupcake even.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-22 01:55:31 UTC
Post #85003
haha, thats great
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-22 03:09:35 UTC
Post #85004
Mmm, shuffle. Looks tasty.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-22 05:01:00 UTC
Post #85009
Put a bit of salt and pepper on it and i should tast great!
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-22 06:30:43 UTC
Post #85014
suspects some form of tomfoolery
It's not there anymore, at least, and the list is numbered now.
It's not there anymore, at least, and the list is numbered now.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-22 07:53:24 UTC
Post #85018
If it was there, it would mean that someone was stupid enough to eat one. Says something don't it?
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-22 12:00:39 UTC
Post #85042
hey, I saw a picture of a electric box, you know those green boxes usually near buildings? I saw one one tmie that had a warning on it labeled "non-edible"
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-22 17:11:45 UTC
Post #85074
it isnt tomfoolery. i ordered one of those a few days ago, and i saw the same warning on the website.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-22 17:17:26 UTC
Post #85075
Lol,, that's for cows like me,, they'll eat anything.. =/
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-23 01:24:37 UTC
Post #85180
A greean power box is edible? who the feck would want to eat that?!
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-23 01:52:06 UTC
Post #85185
it isnt tomfoolery. i ordered one of those a few days ago, and i saw the same warning on the website.You bought one? Oh you misguided fool...
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-23 02:58:38 UTC
Post #85194
Laughs at trapts joke
Come on IEMC, it was funny, you know it was.
Come on IEMC, it was funny, you know it was.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-23 03:02:57 UTC
Post #85195
A greean power box is edible? who the feck would want to eat that?!Me
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-23 03:06:04 UTC
Post #85196
This is irritating worthless spam!
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-23 10:50:43 UTC
Post #85226
I need food, i'll eat that shuffle gladly...
Now where did Lamarr go? Lamarr?! HellO? Come her pet!
Now where did Lamarr go? Lamarr?! HellO? Come her pet!
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-23 12:22:16 UTC
Post #85237
you know what andy, stfu.
Dont be a baby and change my posts.
Dont be a baby and change my posts.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-23 12:57:23 UTC
Post #85245
IEMC is starting to look like a very good candidate for Teh Banstick.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-23 13:36:09 UTC
Post #85247
You know thos things tasts realy good... The only bad thing is i have lost my friends after eting thears... 
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-23 14:25:36 UTC
Post #85254
me for the banstick? wtf have i done?
Andy is the mod whos changing my posts.
Andy is the mod whos changing my posts.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-23 14:34:25 UTC
Post #85261
Dont you think that has a reason? You could have send Andy a mail and ask for explenation instead of cursing him in a journal and in forum posts.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-23 15:56:50 UTC
Post #85288
Now where did Lamarr go? Lamarr?! HellO? Come her pet!Lamarr eats watermelon ;o
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-23 15:56:54 UTC
Post #85289
Dude, it was me who changed the above post anyway 
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-23 16:14:09 UTC
Post #85299
IEMC: You need to stop being an irritating worthless spammer.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-24 18:02:28 UTC
Post #85535
i am.
I am finally gonna stop responding to subjects im not talking in.
Promise.
I am finally gonna stop responding to subjects im not talking in.
Promise.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-24 18:24:02 UTC
Post #85538
:
good luck
good luck
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-24 18:25:33 UTC
Post #85539
BTW,
I like those signs that say:
"Slow Children at Play"
heh... slow children...
I like those signs that say:
"Slow Children at Play"
heh... slow children...
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-24 18:26:15 UTC
Post #85540
Thats not funny! Wait, yes it is. 
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 11:50:25 UTC
Post #85652
"Warning: Do not store dirty bombs in overhead rack"
I have actually seen that warning several times on buses near me!
I have actually seen that warning several times on buses near me!
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 11:53:58 UTC
Post #85653
CAUTION
CHILDREN PLAYING
AAAAAH! WHERE??!?!?!
CHILDREN PLAYING
AAAAAH! WHERE??!?!?!
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 11:57:26 UTC
Post #85655
On a hairdresser's window -
Lay back and dye - ?15.99
Lay back and dye - ?15.99
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 14:12:23 UTC
Post #85664
seen on a toaster: "Do not use in bathtub"
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 14:24:39 UTC
Post #85670
"No spitting on the bus"
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 14:25:42 UTC
Post #85671
The best thing is, although not a warning:
Sunmaid Raison - Serving suggestions, "Why not try tossing over your favourite cereal?".
Sunmaid Raison - Serving suggestions, "Why not try tossing over your favourite cereal?".
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 14:38:49 UTC
Post #85673
I bet they had a good laugh writing that warning
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 17:20:20 UTC
Post #85715
on batteries: do not eat.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 17:29:24 UTC
Post #85718
on a hair dryer:
"Do not use in shower"
"Do not use while sleeping"
"Do not use in shower"
"Do not use while sleeping"
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 17:35:42 UTC
Post #85720
while sleeping? thats a new one.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 17:40:28 UTC
Post #85723
lol....while sleeping!? 
I bet you it's an American hairdryer!
It should say: 'Warning: Do not use whilst lying in a bath without a suicide note'
I bet you it's an American hairdryer!
It should say: 'Warning: Do not use whilst lying in a bath without a suicide note'
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 17:40:49 UTC
Post #85724
Wow, these are actually new. Good stuff, keep it up.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 17:48:07 UTC
Post #85730
ya like that toaster warning is gonna stop anyone
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 18:03:13 UTC
Post #85738
A Steampowered Toaster (Produced by Steam)
'Warning: Do not insert 2 Video Cassettes in slots'
'Warning: Do not insert 2 Video Cassettes in slots'
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 18:23:53 UTC
Post #85745
permanent marker: do not smell often
I am
I am
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 18:33:21 UTC
Post #85748
on a Tech Deck fingerboard: "Do not ride"
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 18:36:24 UTC
Post #85749
on a miniature toy car: "Do not drive"
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 18:39:05 UTC
Post #85753
Warning off a Swedish Chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop with head or genitals"
just shows they care really.....
"Do not attempt to stop with head or genitals"
just shows they care really.....
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-25 18:40:32 UTC
Post #85754
Yep, that's us.
There's similar warnings on all cutting tools and engine driven vehicles.
There's similar warnings on all cutting tools and engine driven vehicles.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-26 14:54:15 UTC
Post #85898
on a 'DYLON TROUSER DYE'
Dying does not effect health.
Do not dye yourself
Dying does not effect health.
Do not dye yourself
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-26 14:59:03 UTC
Post #85902
HAHAHAH! On the pack of pecan nuts im eating now
"WARNING! MAY CONTAIN NUTS*"
I hope so
"WARNING! MAY CONTAIN NUTS*"
I hope so
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