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Story
Created
19 years ago
2005-02-22 22:01:25 UTC
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BrattyLord
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Created
19 years ago
2005-02-22 22:01:25 UTC
by
BrattyLord
BrattyLord
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-22 22:01:25 UTC
Post #92684
(Continue the story)
Once there was a
BrattyLord
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-22 22:20:19 UTC
Post #92688
a big fat monkey that
Luke
Luke
VOX
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-22 22:21:27 UTC
Post #92690
spammed. He liked to eat
VOX
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-22 22:23:18 UTC
Post #92693
monkey chow. But now hes getting better (supposedly.
)
Luke
Luke
VOX
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-22 22:26:33 UTC
Post #92696
One day he
VOX
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-22 22:27:32 UTC
Post #92699
ate a big nasty banana that was rotten.
Luke
Luke
VOX
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-22 22:32:28 UTC
Post #92701
And when he starting dying everyone was
VOX
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-22 22:33:29 UTC
Post #92702
very confused from the last sentence made by VOX.
Luke
Luke
Soup Miner
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-22 22:39:34 UTC
Post #92703
But then Worldcraft Dude's coolness healed the...
Soup Miner
TheBlackViper
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-22 22:52:09 UTC
Post #92706
cheese sandwitch which then began to
TheBlackViper
BrattyLord
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-22 22:54:07 UTC
Post #92707
Swell up to the size of a
BrattyLord
RabidMonkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-22 23:10:03 UTC
Post #92709
gigantic throbbing
RabidMonkey
mapmapmapfapmap
BrattyLord
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-22 23:19:42 UTC
Post #92712
disgustingly peeling
BrattyLord
M_gargantua
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-22 23:24:50 UTC
Post #92713
tree. Then zombies invaded the Twhl server and
M_gargantua
Soup Miner
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-22 23:25:17 UTC
Post #92714
cucumber.
Soup Miner
RabidMonkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-22 23:38:27 UTC
Post #92716
And cucumber? :/
RabidMonkey
mapmapmapfapmap
Guinea Pirate
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 00:25:54 UTC
Post #92721
Cucumber was a nice fluffy kitten who liked to
Guinea Pirate
ministeve
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 00:33:52 UTC
Post #92722
ejaculate to home decorating magazines.
ministeve
RabidMonkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 03:02:33 UTC
Post #92730
Unfortunately, these magazines contained pictures of
RabidMonkey
mapmapmapfapmap
raiseyourfist
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 03:03:48 UTC
Post #92732
heavily mutilated toe nails
raiseyourfist
AJ
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 03:59:48 UTC
Post #92739
who, essentially, resided in the bottom of his
AJ
Glorious Overlord
Seventh-Monkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 04:17:01 UTC
Post #92741
small dank portfolio in the basement of a dark, dark, house, in a dark, dark street, in a dark, dark town, where the funnybones lived.
Seventh-Monkey
Pretty nifty
Saribous
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 04:40:22 UTC
Post #92751
The masturbating kitty went to the store to buy
Saribous
Seventh-Monkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 05:07:16 UTC
Post #92758
a small tin of matte paint and a long brush
Seventh-Monkey
Pretty nifty
Saribous
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 05:13:04 UTC
Post #92760
that he planned on using later that evening for nasty things such as
Saribous
RabidMonkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 05:14:49 UTC
Post #92761
redecorating his entire kitchen, and
RabidMonkey
mapmapmapfapmap
Guinea Pirate
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 05:19:14 UTC
Post #92763
production of illegal narcotics for
Guinea Pirate
Saribous
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 05:35:36 UTC
Post #92764
Atom and his cult. But suddenly when he was washing himself
Saribous
hazardous!
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 05:45:14 UTC
Post #92765
, he unfortunately dropped the soap, had to bend over and ...
hazardous!
Guinea Pirate
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 08:33:53 UTC
Post #92774
a boy-hungry pedophile ran over and
Guinea Pirate
VOX
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 09:01:54 UTC
Post #92780
did something very vile which he recorded and sold to
VOX
Saribous
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 09:18:33 UTC
Post #92782
the highest bidder on Ebay. furthermore he
Saribous
VOX
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 09:41:24 UTC
Post #92787
made copies and
VOX
SpaG
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 09:44:07 UTC
Post #92789
went to shop to buy
SpaG
Saribous
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 09:46:38 UTC
Post #92790
Sexy underwear and
Saribous
EDEdDNEdDYFaN
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 09:53:46 UTC
Post #92791
taco pants.
EDEdDNEdDYFaN
LittleTortilla
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 09:54:44 UTC
Post #92792
gum, a snorkle set, spam, beef liver, and a toilet brush. He took all this back to his secret underground lab to construct..
LittleTortilla
SpaG
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 09:57:15 UTC
Post #92793
pedophile cloning machine
SpaG
dandyli0n`
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 10:53:00 UTC
Post #92804
which...uh...cloned!
dandyli0n`
ministeve
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 11:11:07 UTC
Post #92806
but one part of the machine was missing;
ministeve
Saribous
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 11:27:03 UTC
Post #92808
Namely the vagina, so he had to find a new one
Saribous
SpaG
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 11:40:46 UTC
Post #92809
but he didn't, so
SpaG
Seventh-Monkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 12:11:07 UTC
Post #92819
he struck upon the idea of kicking it to bits and going to play HL?DM for a bit against some pseudohomosexual Scandanavians whilst his mother
Seventh-Monkey
Pretty nifty
Saribous
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 12:12:38 UTC
Post #92820
watched from afar, dreaming
Saribous
Seventh-Monkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 12:14:22 UTC
Post #92822
of tall disfigured Australian with pronounced limps and a liking for fish, which reminded her of that time when
Seventh-Monkey
Pretty nifty
M_gargantua
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 12:14:41 UTC
Post #92823
aout killing hwe son with a rusty steak knife. then SariBous's Av came and
M_gargantua
SpaG
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 12:15:41 UTC
Post #92824
forgot what he wanted to do
SpaG
Habboi
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 12:24:11 UTC
Post #92830
and licked
Habboi
Sticky White Love Glue
Seventh-Monkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 14:07:03 UTC
Post #92844
the feet of an old wooden chair
Seventh-Monkey
Pretty nifty
dajuppi
Posted
19 years ago
2005-02-23 14:20:32 UTC
Post #92856
The Old Wooden Chair exploded and..
dajuppi
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