And here is the final story:
Once there was a big fat monkey that spammed. He liked to eat monkey chow. One day he ate a big nasty banana that was rotten and he started dying. Everyone was very confused by the last sentence made by VOX. Then, Worldcraft Dude?s coolness healed the cheese sandwhich which then began to swell up to the size of a gigantic throbbing disgustingly peeling tree.
Then zombies invaded the TWHL server and Cucumber. Cucumber was a nice fluffy kitten who liked to ejaculate to home decorating magazines. Unfortunately, these magazines contained pictures of heavily mutilated toe nails who, essentially, resided in the bottom of his small dank portfolio in the basement of a dark, dark, house, in a dark, dark street, in a dark, dark town, where the funnybones lived. The masturbating kitty went to the store to buy a small tin of matte paint and a long brush that he planned on using later that evening for nasty things such as redecorating his entire kitchen, and production of illegal narcotics for Atom and his cult.
But suddenly when he was washing himself, he unfortunately dropped the soap, had to bend over and a boy-hungry pedophile ran over and did something very vile which he recorded and sold to the highest bidder on Ebay. furthermore he made copies and went to shop to buy Sexy underwear and taco pants, gum, a snorkle set, spam, beef liver, and a toilet brush. He took all this back to his secret underground lab to construct a pedophile cloning machine which...uh...cloned! but one part of the machine was missing; Namely the vagina, so he had to find a new one but he didn't, so he struck upon the idea of kicking it to bits and going to play HL?DM for a bit against some pseudohomosexual Scandanavians whilst his mother watched from afar, dreaming of tall disfigured Australian with pronounced limps and a liking for fish, which reminded her of that time when killing hwe son with a rusty steak knife.
then SariBous's Av came and forgot what he wanted to do and licked the feet of an old wooden chair. The Old Wooden Chair exploded and made friends with a polite sea captain who loved to corner lesbians. Then he beat Alex Wood bloody with a wooden chair leg for removing ZombieLoffes post. After that, he found a huge potato which was made from old socks and there was a small cock inside the potato, named Bert the Incredible Mushroom Pealer.
He had a dog who's name was George Dickson. Who particularly loved yellow-tinged dancing rats when they performed acts of magical triangle in the air with swedish penispump modified with chrome with lithium batteries and babies nipples. A lovely tomato named Jimmy was using his old teethbrush when the phone rang, and suddenly had a conflict of story devolopement ideas and exploded into tiny bits. Then the potato made of socks raped him and nothing happened, since the magik potato stick switch was disabled by the evil dark cloud which had black energy making machine and sucked the crap outta habboi.
That crap was useful for his machine because he made more of that black energy, but something went wrong He found a small woodlice in his moustache, so called the whole thing off and watched porn. creating portal storms, but somehow it wasnt real? almost another world pulled over your eyes like a penis infested with black leaches small green space lice. Suddenly, a big poo fell from the sky and landed on a bunch of nerds. quickly realising their fate, They made love to their computers one last time.
THE END