Story Created 19 years ago2005-02-22 22:01:25 UTC by BrattyLord

made friends with a polite sea captain who loved to corner lesbians.

Then he beat Alex Wood bloody with a wooden chair leg for removing ZombieLoffes post.
After that, he found

a huge

potato which was made from old socks and

there was a small cock inside the potato

, named Bert the Incredible Mushroom Pealer.

and he had a dog who's name was

George Dickson.

Who particularly loved yellow-tinged dancing rats when they

performed acts of

magical triangle in the air

with swedish penispump

modified with chrome

with lithium batteries

and babies nipples

. A lovely tomato named

Flea, who lived next to the potato made of socks, had a deep crush on

Jimmy was using his old teethbrush when the phone rang, and suddenly

had a conflict of story devolopement ideas and exploded into tiny bits.

Then the potato made of socks raped him and...

nothing happened

, since the magik potato stick switch was disabled.

by the evil dark cloud which had black energy making machine

and sucked the crap outta habboi :/

That crap was useful for his machine because he made more of that black energy, but something went wrong

He found a small woodlice in his moustache, so called the whole thing off and watched porn.

creating portal storms, but somehow it wasnt real? almost another world pulled over your eyes like a

penis

infested with

black leaches

small green space lice. Suddenly,

a big poo fell from the sky and landed on a munch of nerds. quickly realising their fate,

they all yelled "MESSAGE!!!" and died.

They made love to their computers one last time.

THE END

And here is the final story:

Once there was a big fat monkey that spammed. He liked to eat monkey chow. One day he ate a big nasty banana that was rotten and he started dying. Everyone was very confused by the last sentence made by VOX. Then, Worldcraft Dude?s coolness healed the cheese sandwhich which then began to swell up to the size of a gigantic throbbing disgustingly peeling tree.

Then zombies invaded the TWHL server and Cucumber. Cucumber was a nice fluffy kitten who liked to ejaculate to home decorating magazines. Unfortunately, these magazines contained pictures of heavily mutilated toe nails who, essentially, resided in the bottom of his small dank portfolio in the basement of a dark, dark, house, in a dark, dark street, in a dark, dark town, where the funnybones lived. The masturbating kitty went to the store to buy a small tin of matte paint and a long brush that he planned on using later that evening for nasty things such as redecorating his entire kitchen, and production of illegal narcotics for Atom and his cult.

But suddenly when he was washing himself, he unfortunately dropped the soap, had to bend over and a boy-hungry pedophile ran over and did something very vile which he recorded and sold to the highest bidder on Ebay. furthermore he made copies and went to shop to buy Sexy underwear and taco pants, gum, a snorkle set, spam, beef liver, and a toilet brush. He took all this back to his secret underground lab to construct a pedophile cloning machine which...uh...cloned! but one part of the machine was missing; Namely the vagina, so he had to find a new one but he didn't, so he struck upon the idea of kicking it to bits and going to play HL?DM for a bit against some pseudohomosexual Scandanavians whilst his mother watched from afar, dreaming of tall disfigured Australian with pronounced limps and a liking for fish, which reminded her of that time when killing hwe son with a rusty steak knife.

then SariBous's Av came and forgot what he wanted to do and licked the feet of an old wooden chair. The Old Wooden Chair exploded and made friends with a polite sea captain who loved to corner lesbians. Then he beat Alex Wood bloody with a wooden chair leg for removing ZombieLoffes post. After that, he found a huge potato which was made from old socks and there was a small cock inside the potato, named Bert the Incredible Mushroom Pealer.

He had a dog who's name was George Dickson. Who particularly loved yellow-tinged dancing rats when they performed acts of magical triangle in the air with swedish penispump modified with chrome with lithium batteries and babies nipples. A lovely tomato named Jimmy was using his old teethbrush when the phone rang, and suddenly had a conflict of story devolopement ideas and exploded into tiny bits. Then the potato made of socks raped him and nothing happened, since the magik potato stick switch was disabled by the evil dark cloud which had black energy making machine and sucked the crap outta habboi.

That crap was useful for his machine because he made more of that black energy, but something went wrong He found a small woodlice in his moustache, so called the whole thing off and watched porn. creating portal storms, but somehow it wasnt real? almost another world pulled over your eyes like a penis infested with black leaches small green space lice. Suddenly, a big poo fell from the sky and landed on a bunch of nerds. quickly realising their fate, They made love to their computers one last time.

THE END

Now that was a good one. Great job guys.

lets start another one!

Yes, we need another one!

it's sucked out, i don't thing we'll make another one that good :

WE HAVE TO TRY CAPTAIN!

Once, in the land of opium, a fairy princess was born to

parents noble, good, bold, fair, and sexeh, much-loved by their people,

who happened to be a bunch of fat chinease drug addicts.

who's leader was an old lady with a shotgun

Wow, that was fun. VOX started one. Lets go.

Wow, im an idiot. I meant Neo. Neo started one.

out poured geezers!

one of the geezers had a nuke, another a mini gun and

the third, and last, had a snark which he