Story 2
Created 19 years ago2005-02-23 19:10:14 UTC by
Neo-TheOne
Created 19 years ago2005-02-23 19:10:14 UTC by
Neo-TheOne
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 18:07:36 UTC
Post #93799
spunk all over condoleeza rice in a flurry of egyptian homing pigeons.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 18:50:02 UTC
Post #93806
The pigeons later exploded from eating rice in a nearby wedding.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 20:01:07 UTC
Post #93817
It was the wedding of Trapt and Ant and all the TWHL members were invited except habboi who had to..
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 20:25:58 UTC
Post #93818
...Eat himself. Vassy was unable to turn up due to an unfortunate incident involving the US government and him being the deputy head of Al-Qaeda, but....
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 21:27:25 UTC
Post #93828
a nuclear bomb exploded in his pants so he couldnt make that either.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 21:52:16 UTC
Post #93832
After the wedding, trapt and Ant immediatlely divorced, since trapt found out that Ant was having an affair with some unknown IRC bear, whilst ant found out trapt was having an affair with Seventh-Monkey.
General chaos broke out on the wedding, and
General chaos broke out on the wedding, and
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 06:42:58 UTC
Post #93878
fourteen innocent organ tuners were badly hurt
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 09:00:48 UTC
Post #93888
resulting in a mass orgy due to the fact that nobody else replied.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 09:04:59 UTC
Post #93890
Then Captain Picard came and..
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 09:47:59 UTC
Post #93891
got raped by Kirk, Janeway and Sisko.. and then Archer for good measure.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 10:31:11 UTC
Post #93894
And so too came along none other than Max Boot, who
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 11:23:26 UTC
Post #93913
put on his 'maximum boots' and kicked over the Empire State building.
Bush called this a terrorist act, even though he got paid to do it by Bush. They then nuked Ukraine saying it was evil.
Bush called this a terrorist act, even though he got paid to do it by Bush. They then nuked Ukraine saying it was evil.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 11:25:25 UTC
Post #93916
all of a sudden, Bush fell down the stairs, and the world was at peace again. but unknown to the free people of cambodia, deep in the darkest dungeons, an evil pixie plotted revenge against its buttery goodness with the help of a flying tractor named hoppy.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 11:26:57 UTC
Post #93917
Hoppy happened to be a lezbo.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 11:32:06 UTC
Post #93922
Hoppy hadnt always been an evil lezbian tractor, though.. He was at one point a very sweet little boy who enjoyed playing with his balls... Basketballs that is.. But one day, the evil pixie came down into his back yard and...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 11:32:56 UTC
Post #93923
like Habboi who
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 11:36:51 UTC
Post #93924
used crack cocaine,
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 11:55:55 UTC
Post #93931
and spliff, had a computer that could handle HL2 and enjoyed it very much and felt sorry for
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 11:58:07 UTC
Post #93932
this one pigeon, whom habboi adored and even sodomised, and felt that the only way to
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 11:58:11 UTC
Post #93933
All those retards that couldnt play it... In fact he didnt feel sorry for them.. they were cheap little shits.....
Anyways, meanwhile back in Hoppy's bac yard, the evil pixie came down and...
Anyways, meanwhile back in Hoppy's bac yard, the evil pixie came down and...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 11:59:31 UTC
Post #93935
persecuted Jesus
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 12:02:15 UTC
Post #93937
a guy called the hunter (not the hunter here) took stress pills!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 12:04:47 UTC
Post #93940
...So as the end of this thread draws nearer (there will undoubtably be another) we come to this conclusion -
2000 a guy was nailed to a tree for thinking it would be good to be nice to people for a change...
(taken from Douglas Adam's THE HITCHHIKER's GUIDE TO THE GALAXY)
Aftermath:
Hoppy and the evil pixie conquered half of the known earth.
Habboi turned straight, got married and had kids.
Jahzel got beaten up for posting at exactly the same time as me.
Seventh monkey got worshipped a bit more and was given a knighthood.
Ministeve remained a disgrace to scotland and was shot.
IEMC was given the accidentally best smapper award in 2007.
THE END
2000 a guy was nailed to a tree for thinking it would be good to be nice to people for a change...
(taken from Douglas Adam's THE HITCHHIKER's GUIDE TO THE GALAXY)
Aftermath:
Hoppy and the evil pixie conquered half of the known earth.
Habboi turned straight, got married and had kids.
Jahzel got beaten up for posting at exactly the same time as me.
Seventh monkey got worshipped a bit more and was given a knighthood.
Ministeve remained a disgrace to scotland and was shot.
IEMC was given the accidentally best smapper award in 2007.
THE END
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 12:06:20 UTC
Post #93942
...So as the end of this thread draws nearer (there will undoubtably be another) we come to this conclusion -
2000 years a guy was nailed to a tree for thinking it would be good to be nice to people for a change...
(taken from Douglas Adam's THE HITCHHIKER's GUIDE TO THE GALAXY)
Aftermath:
Hoppy and the evil pixie conquered half of the known earth.
Habboi turned straight, got married and had kids.
Jahzel got beaten up for posting at exactly the same time as me.
Seventh monkey got worshipped a bit more and was given a knighthood.
Ministeve remained a disgrace to scotland and was shot.
IEMC was given the accidentally best spammer award in 2007.
THE END
2000 years a guy was nailed to a tree for thinking it would be good to be nice to people for a change...
(taken from Douglas Adam's THE HITCHHIKER's GUIDE TO THE GALAXY)
Aftermath:
Hoppy and the evil pixie conquered half of the known earth.
Habboi turned straight, got married and had kids.
Jahzel got beaten up for posting at exactly the same time as me.
Seventh monkey got worshipped a bit more and was given a knighthood.
Ministeve remained a disgrace to scotland and was shot.
IEMC was given the accidentally best spammer award in 2007.
THE END
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 12:06:38 UTC
Post #93943
I am in your dept 'Hunter' 
Eat it
Eat it
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 12:07:27 UTC
Post #93944
i believe the word is debt...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 12:16:38 UTC
Post #93950
...said The Hunter, leaning against a nearby zoo wall,
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 12:18:44 UTC
Post #93953
while being violently spanked by 4 gorillas
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 12:22:30 UTC
Post #93954
disgrace!/ i've been upholding our nations ideals long before you came here, hunter! i dont know why i'm listening to you, you come from glasgow!
well, technically, so do i....
well, technically, so do i....
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 12:22:37 UTC
Post #93955
and thats when Gary realised Team America would need to join again, FUCK YEAH....ThE En..... BUT...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 12:42:50 UTC
Post #93967
Oh so somebody watched my video link heh heh
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-27 12:50:41 UTC
Post #93968
What about my Pron video? didnt it make millions and kill gays everywhere?
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 18:59:02 UTC
Post #94260
no it wasnt the video link, team america is a film and that song is in the film twice(once slow and once normal).
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:00:20 UTC
Post #94263
Team America: World Police is a propoganda movie about how good the police state is 
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:02:17 UTC
Post #94266
Team America is a fucking funny film and discusses polictics and how gay actors are, etc. But in a swearing/vile/bad way. But the point gets across anyway
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