Respect the mappers Created 19 years ago2005-02-04 06:20:41 UTC by Archie Archie

Created 19 years ago2005-02-04 06:20:41 UTC by Archie Archie

Posted 19 years ago2005-02-04 06:20:41 UTC Post #88085
I LIKE MONKEYS
to the tune of I LIKE CHINESE

The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With noobeh mapping to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Monkees.
I like Monkees.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Monkees.
I like Monkees.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Monkees.
I like Monkees.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I like Monkee chow;).
The waiters always know how.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Seventh, Sixth, Rabid, and Chow.

So I like Monkees.
I like Monkees.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Stealth, their on-crack, their space, and chowcomma.

I like Monkee thought,
The wisdom that Seventh taught.
If Rabid has anything to shout about,
The Monkees will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Monkees.
I like Monkees.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

All together.

[verse in Monkeytalk]
OO AAH AAH EE AH OO. (I like Monkees.)
OO AAH AAH EE AH OO. (I like Monkees.)
OO AAH AAH EE AH OO. (I like Monkees.)
OOH OOH AH EE AH AH AH OOH OO OUWA OH OH OOH! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)

I like Monkees.
I like Monkees.
Their chow is guaranteed to please,
A rabid, a seventh, a sixth, and monkees.

I like Monkees.
I like Monkees.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Rabid, their seventh, their sixth, and monkeychow.

I like Monkees.
I like Monkees.
They only come up to your knees...
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-04 09:21:22 UTC Post #88098
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-04 11:59:35 UTC Post #88113
lol
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-04 14:15:02 UTC Post #88124
lol, that was quite a suck-up, but still funny.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-04 16:38:56 UTC Post #88151
Yay, it's me, but in song form.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-04 16:57:50 UTC Post #88162
lol.. you ol kidder you!
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-04 21:40:01 UTC Post #88214
O....k.....
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-04 21:57:45 UTC Post #88219
I feel honored.

Thank you, my fellow man hunter.

Now for your song!

HUUUUNNTEEER!
FOR THE....

gets bashed over the head with a brick
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-04 22:02:52 UTC Post #88220
I just listened to it with the music.

LMAO. Thats a great one. :D :D :D
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-04 22:19:57 UTC Post #88225
It's indeed good with the music :)

/me dances
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-05 05:45:45 UTC Post #88274
well your all very sad people and i love you all for it :P ;). i dont actually remember typing the whole of that... i think i was drunk... or stoned.... or possibly being eaten by a south afrikan monkey that made me do it.. either way lol.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-05 05:47:15 UTC Post #88275
cough... my next random worship i think will be for muzzleflash or saribous.. lemme find a good song.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-05 06:16:48 UTC Post #88276
SARIBOUS to the tune of REM - LOSING MY RELIGION

Oh, life is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I played your map

(chorus)
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, I'm
Losing Saribous
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't played Dream 1
I thought that I heard you mapping
I thought that I heard you trigger
I think I thought I saw you try

Every whisper
Of every waking hour I'm
Choosing my brush sizes
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've played dream1
I set it up
Consider this...
Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this...
The lightings trailed
That brought me to my knees
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now I've said too much
I thought that I heard you mapping
I thought that I heard you trigger
I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream1
That was just a dream1

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, I'm
Losing Saribous
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't played Dream 1
I thought that I heard you mapping
I thought that I heard you trigger
I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream1
Try, cry, why try?
That was just saribous
Just a dream1, just a dream1
Dream1

:nuts: :lol: :D :) :| :( : :zonked: :confused:
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-05 06:20:00 UTC Post #88277
next time - Habboi
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-05 10:12:51 UTC Post #88301
what about me!/ i'm your faithful scottish companion!

wait, i have't released any maps since last year.

:/
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-05 10:42:45 UTC Post #88303
And you have your drinking pub songs :)
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-05 12:24:45 UTC Post #88316
Next time habboi?

Sorry I don't follow :S
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-05 12:27:16 UTC Post #88317
Wait, now i do ;)
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-07 19:15:15 UTC Post #88816
damn saribous, i wrote a song about u and u cant even reply... Ur dignity falls my man.. it falls
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-08 15:47:00 UTC Post #89036
SHAPE OF MY HABBOI to the tune of SHAPE OF MY HEART BY STING

He makes the maps as if in meditation
And those he maps never are bad
He doesn?t map for the money he wins
He doesn?t map for respect
He helps the noobs to find the answer
The sacred geometry of chance
The hidden law of probable outcome
The mappers lead a dance

I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier
I know that the clubs are weapons of war
I know that diamonds mean money for this toy
but that?s not the shape of my habboi

He may play the map called train
He may lay the map named cartoon
He may conceal a rifle in his name
While the memory of it swoons

I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier
I know that the clubs are weapons of war
I know that diamonds mean money for this toy
But that?s not the shape of my habboi
That?s not the shape, the shape of my habboi

And if I told you that I loved you
You?d maybe think there?s something wrong
I?m not a man of too many faces
The mask I wear is one
Those who speak know nothing
And find out to their cost
Like those who curse their luck in too many places
And those who smile are lost

I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier
I know that the clubs are weapons of war
I know that diamonds mean money for this toy
But that?s not the shape of my habboi
That?s not the shape of my habboi
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-08 18:16:55 UTC Post #89080
To the tune of: Metallica - Battery

Lashing out the maps and posting total trash
Noobs are ripped and torn away
Uber mapping power, crushing all that cower
TWHL is here to stay

[chorus:]
Mapping through the boundaries
Hammer has found me
Cannot stop TWHL
Pounding out tutorials
Turns into obsession
Cannot kill TWHL
Cannot kill the spammers
Hammer is found in me
TWHL

Crushing all noobs, mashing spamming loons
Never ending spam is here
Architecture seekers, Entity freaks
we breed on maps and spam

[chorus]
Map of leetness, hammer starts crashing
Powerhouse of rage sets in
Whipping up a noob box, dominating gayobness
We create TWHL

[chorus]
m0p m0pIllogical.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-08 18:23:24 UTC Post #89084
ALthough i think there is a lesson to be learned out of that.... i somehow still find it good... ah well.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 18:48:25 UTC Post #94498
SARIBOUS to the tune of REM - LOSING MY RELIGION *ministeve remix*

NOTE: i've only really heard this song because they play it on the radio all the time, and nobody pays attention to radio music.

Oh, half-life is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The grid sizes I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, invalid brush
I played your map

(chorus)
That's me in the corner
That's me in the light_spot, I'm
Losing Saribous
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, nvalid brush
I haven't mapped enough
I thought that I heard you mapping
I thought that I heard a leak
I think I thought I saw you try

Every gonarch
Of every mapping hour I'm
Choosing my brush sizes
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, invalid brush
I messed it up
Consider this...
Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this...
The lightings trailed
That brought me to my knees
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now an invalid brush
I thought that I heard you mapping
I thought that I heard a leak
I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream1
That was just a dream1

That's me in the corner
That's me in the light_spot, I'm
Losing Saribous
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, invalid brush
I haven't mapped enough
I thought that I heard you mapping
I thought that I heard a leak
I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream1
Try, cry, why try?
That was just saribous
Just a dream1, just a dream1
Dream1
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 14:11:40 UTC Post #94599
hhahahahahahahaha
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 22:21:49 UTC Post #94685
That?s fun, I mean, in the band I play we?ve got a song called "The Hunter" :P.
Hey Sariborius, I ask, is that you on your avatar?.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 22:34:50 UTC Post #94688
Map of leetness, hammer starts crashing
Wow, my map must be super leet, since it crashes Hammre every 15 minutes :F
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 23:33:55 UTC Post #94703
:x STFU!
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 10:46:20 UTC Post #94735
oh oh oh!! iv got a brilliant one! hang on
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 10:55:42 UTC Post #94738
"WonderIEMC" to the tune of "Wonderboy" By Tenacious D

High above the my first map, lab made of cliffs,
There sits Monkeychow, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to spam when you're high above the my first map.
Yeah, yeah.
Monkeychow, what is the secret of your power?
Monkeychow, won't you take me far away from the multipleHL2example?

[spoken]
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young monkeychow,
archrival and nemesis of monkeychow, with powers comparable to Monkeychow.
What powers you ask? how 'bout the power of spam?
That do anything for ya? That's immitation, holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a map from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's immitation, Atom.
How 'bout the power to move you?

[sung]
History of Monkeychow and Young comma,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold map to behold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow!
Monkeychow, what is the secret of your power?
Monkeychow, won't you take me far away from the my first map?

[spoken]
Well, Monkeychow and Young comma joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves obey teh cheese. That's right,
[sung]
I - E - MC!
[MC (spoken):] That's me.
[sung]
We're now Obey Teh Cheese!
Come spam with me SPAM!

Monkeychow, what is the secret of your power?
Monkeychow, won't you take me far away from the my first map,
Oh!
[spoken]
Take my hand!
Young comma, and we'll fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scroat.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty maaaaaps.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 11:53:32 UTC Post #94749
Lame. Jahzel and I used to MC this place on fire.

:P
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 12:45:13 UTC Post #94783
And grab his scroat.
Dictionary, foo!
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 13:11:45 UTC Post #94798
Who the fuck is IEMC and what is he doing with Monkeychows name?

Why hasn't he been banned yet?
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 13:14:27 UTC Post #94799
IEMC is monkeychow. he made 2 accounts so he could amplify his spamming to unprecedented levels.

PaLO, give us your TWHL phat beats.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 13:19:51 UTC Post #94804
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 13:20:49 UTC Post #94806
Someone needs to ban the Spam account.. I mean shit, he was a spammer at the best of times.. but TWICE AS MUCH FTW!

Anyone worth their salt may join in :P :

P to the lower A an' 'ello, it's the one and only PaLO, back to drop a bomb on the spam like they shoulda done in Vietnam, that's right coz I'm a vet (get it eh? eh?), I been blessed with the power of Christ so God almighty don't try to justify your nightly trips into sin, I been where you going, and I'm back to let y'all know this shit is the whack.

*PaLO looks around, the wind blows..
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 17:33:38 UTC Post #94866
OMFG< its not a spam account. No one listens to me. Its so i dont have to have my cookies be gay. SO i used IEMC at school and ieatmonkey at home. But, now that i have FF, theres no need. ITS NOT A SAPM ACCOUNT!

And i like that song, hunter. Let this thread continue.... :)
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-06 21:12:56 UTC Post #95575
"Not the greatest map in the world" (to the tune of Tribute by tenacious D)

This is the greatest and best map in the world... Tribute...
Long time ago, me and my god seventh, he was makin a map, a long-and-a lonesome map.... All of a sudden, there shined a shiny light_environment.. In the middle... Of the map... AND HE SAID! mmmmaaaake the best map in the world, or i'll eat your soul....
Well me and seventh, we looked at each other... AAnd we each said.... 'okay'
And he made the first thing that came to his head - just so happened to be - the best map in the world, t'was the best map in the woooorld. Look into his eyes and its easy to see 1 and 1 make 2, 2 and 1 make three, it was destiny... Once every hundred thousand years or so when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass doth groooooow...

Needless to say... The light was stunned. Whip-Crack went his avatar, and the light was doneth...

He asked us 'Be you angels?' and we said 'NAY! WE ARE BUT MAPPERS' UUUUUHUUUUUHU OOH AHH AHH! AOHOHOH! A OHOHOH AU OHOHOUIO' This is not, the greatest map in the world - no - this is just a tribute... Couldnt remember the greatest map in the world - nooo - this is just a tribute ahh - to the greatest map in the world alllright - to the greatest map in the world alllright - twas the best and the greatest map in the world aaahh- flip fega doobee doo daa flibabeeba ba dooba fligabee ba ba doo ba - and the peculiar thing is this, my friend, the map was made on that faitful night, it didnt actually look anything like this map - THIS IS JUST A TRIBUTE, you gotta believe me and i wish you were there, tis just a matter of opinion oh motherfuck! good god, you gotta love him, im so surprised to find you cant stop him, im finally raining down on this motherfuckin map yeeeahh!!!! alright!!!! alright!!! Greatest map in the wooooorld.. oooooh
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-09 15:27:49 UTC Post #96043
who else wants a song?
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-09 18:35:17 UTC Post #96064
shuffles his feet and makes "ahem" noises
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-10 11:24:14 UTC Post #96141
ha ha.. okay
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-10 16:27:53 UTC Post #96199
It was me who reived this thread although for some reason it has'nt appeard :/

I basically said (replying from Hunters song of me)

'Sniff...that's beautiful!'
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-11 12:34:37 UTC Post #96342
Ode To a Scotsman To the tune of Keep Fishin' By Weezer

For ministeve

You - ministeve
of scottish kind
please do not leave
TWHL behind.

waste my maps,
at yours hear faps,
it's just the thought of you
in a country somewhere else
it breaks my heart
to see you hanging from your shelf

you'll never do
the things you want
if you don't move
and get a job

waste my maps,
at your hear faps,
it's just the thought of you
in a country somewhere else
it breaks my heart
to see you hanging from your shelf

oh steve
when I'm playing hostile takover, too
keep mappin
if you feel it's true
there's nothing much
that we can do
to save you from yourself

waste my maps,
at your hear faps,
it's just the thought of you
living somewhere else
it really really sucks
to see you hanging from your shelf

oh Steve
when I'm mappin with you
keep mappin'
if you feel it's true
there's nothing much
that we can do
to save you from yourself

you'll never be a better Scot
you'll never be a better Scot
whoa, ohh...
whoa, ohh...
(waste my maps,
waste my maps...)
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-11 14:01:40 UTC Post #96353
woot!

gives the hunter lots of bumsex coupons, redeemable in IRC
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-11 18:07:11 UTC Post #96408
no one ever seems to mention me in these kinds of threads, I feel so left out
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-11 19:30:21 UTC Post #96423
Me too... I want a little of song too... :o
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-11 20:21:27 UTC Post #96429
Bumsex coupons? wow
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-12 08:08:24 UTC Post #96471
very nice ministeve, you asshole... you could have told me they expired four years ago...

Gargantua, i would make a song about you but tell me one i could fit gargantua into....

Nemo i shall check out some songs to turn u into
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-16 08:40:02 UTC Post #97277
anyone else wanna song? im bored
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-10 07:28:29 UTC Post #120089
THIS THREAD IS NOW ALIVE AGAIN!

Dedicated to mappers in general
Keep trying if your map sucks, you'll get it
'Sometimes sucks' To The Tune Of 'So Cold' By breaking benjamin

Crowded maps all cleared away
One by One
Hollowed brushes separate
As they compile

You're so good
Keep your map near mine
Seventh wonders while
Urban dies!

[Chorus]

Show me how it compiled! T'is it right?
Show me how good at mapping you really are
Satisfy an empty inside
That's alright, let's fill it with prefabs!

If you find your map sucks, don't you cry
In this land of TWHL, try and try!

You're so good, but you sometimes suck
On TWHL you can try again

[Chorus x2]

It's alright [x9]
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-10 13:31:23 UTC Post #120146
Nice... Do a song bout me... I challenge YOU! :nuts:
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
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