Lets try and stick to a plot this time, lads...
Once upon a time, fourteen glasses of orange juice were walking to
Story 4 [closed]
Created 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC by
Archie
Created 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC by
Archie
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC
Post #97684
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:58:36 UTC
Post #97685
the cementary to fetch a pale of Scotch Whiskey
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-18 12:49:23 UTC
Post #97697
from a ditch into which he had been push?d by a small yellow
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-18 14:45:47 UTC
Post #97722
rubick's cube
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-18 14:52:21 UTC
Post #97723
that had been 'confescated' by the depatment of Homeland Security...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-18 17:34:23 UTC
Post #97743
because of its unusual gravitational field, anyway, Gordon freeman comes along..
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-18 18:04:20 UTC
Post #97746
and falls into the ditch, contaminating the Scotch Whiskey.
Then along came
Then along came
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-18 18:24:19 UTC
Post #97748
the G-man and told gordon to stop
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-18 18:57:06 UTC
Post #97757
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-18 19:26:13 UTC
Post #97763
Fortunately, the explosion stopped habboi from talking about explosions any more. Then, just as Gordon was about to swallow the sweet sweet nectar, Barney cried "
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-18 19:30:46 UTC
Post #97765
Hey, you're right next to a beehive..." and so, our fellow Freeman ended up...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-18 20:02:39 UTC
Post #97772
in a donkey's ass.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 11:20:46 UTC
Post #97869
And then, taking with him a pair of Barney's nickers, WorldCraft Dude
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 11:22:49 UTC
Post #97871
worldcraft dude turned out to be a moth that could fly into
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 11:27:47 UTC
Post #97875
habboi, so as to shut huim up
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 12:18:43 UTC
Post #97892
Habboi spat him out and took off Jahzels glasses so he could not see me and I teased him by bitch slapping him 
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 12:56:03 UTC
Post #97912
Habboi then put on the glasses, wandered into traffic and got hit by a bus.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 13:01:03 UTC
Post #97917
A terrorist had put a nuke on the bus and it went off when it hit Habboi, and so habboi sacrificed himself to stop the bus from going off in
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 13:06:52 UTC
Post #97918
the space time continuam!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 13:35:03 UTC
Post #97925
And then all of a sudden, ZombieLoffe caught Seventh-Monkey red-faced wearing his secret StarTrek outfit...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 13:36:03 UTC
Post #97927
Then, the gman put himself back together again like Humpty Dumpty...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 13:48:03 UTC
Post #97933
but the soldiers couldnt... :
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 14:00:37 UTC
Post #97938
( Seventh-Monkey )
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 14:35:58 UTC
Post #97951
...so they just left him there and wandered to find someone. They end up finding Barney trying to pull Gordon out of the donkey's blah while it was running maniacily or whatever, and the donkey ends up running over the soldiers. They are now offended, and so they...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 14:40:03 UTC
Post #97952
started to masturbate
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 15:51:19 UTC
Post #97968
and those donkies shot white liquid over alyx who
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 16:01:10 UTC
Post #97970
was at that time the Prime Minister. Then ZombieLoffe spat blood all over
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 16:18:52 UTC
Post #97973
a small stifled fish named Hubert who didn't
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 16:33:01 UTC
Post #97987
like chips
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 16:54:54 UTC
Post #97996
or fish.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 17:44:47 UTC
Post #98014
meanwhile, in a totally unrelated incident, ministeve was out being cool when all of a sudden
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 17:45:30 UTC
Post #98015
he saw his older brother called Steve
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 18:02:05 UTC
Post #98019
who started radiating uncoolness.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 18:29:30 UTC
Post #98020
Meanwhile, Gordon pulled himself out of the ditch nad pulled out his enourmous..
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 18:54:49 UTC
Post #98027
HUMONGOUS GINORMOUS OMFG ITS HUGE....
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 19:48:37 UTC
Post #98042
stick
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 20:06:55 UTC
Post #98044
which was kinda pointy at the end.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 21:32:52 UTC
Post #98053
He threw it right into the eye of
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 22:25:14 UTC
Post #98058
his mother, who
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 22:39:59 UTC
Post #98061
then poured some dragonmead in her eye. When the stout was empty, she threw it at her son.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-19 23:52:42 UTC
Post #98066
THe dragonmead burned so muh she caught on fire.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 09:33:01 UTC
Post #98131
and fell into a dimensional rift in the space time continuum.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 09:44:39 UTC
Post #98132
As he fell, he wondered what might have happened if, that fateful day back in his high school physics lab, he hadn't murdered his teacher and stolen his identity in order to reach the MIT, what he might be doing right now, and what his
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 10:08:02 UTC
Post #98133
son might be up to. Furthermore, He wondered why Seventh Monkey had transformed him into a "He" when above posts state that He was a She. She decided that 7th had to be punished, so
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 11:47:53 UTC
Post #98147
he burned him alive in sulfiric acid.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 12:33:16 UTC
Post #98158
Thus a new industrial revolution was born. No longer were the primitive TWHL types throwing spears into people's eyes, instead, silly string
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 12:47:37 UTC
Post #98159
was used to great effect against those who refused to advance with TWHL's new industry, which permitted one competition a year (still a huge improvement), and
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 13:15:28 UTC
Post #98168
the practice of barbarianism
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 13:58:37 UTC
Post #98174
.
Until the new ruler came, the cheese.
Until the new ruler came, the cheese.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 15:13:10 UTC
Post #98202
who smote stupid Americans who couldn't spell chemical names right. Then, gradually, the seeds of revolution
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