Story 4 [closed]
Created 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC by
Archie
Created 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC by
Archie
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 16:11:36 UTC
Post #98213
were planted only to give rise to an enormous cannabis plant
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 16:14:51 UTC
Post #98217
All Americans picked the cannabis and
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 16:24:08 UTC
Post #98222
realised that bombing the shit out of another country was a horrendous prospect and that living a non-violent life was far more superior
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 16:26:29 UTC
Post #98223
.Anyway, the fourteen glasses of orange juice evaporated and rained back onto the cemetary where to thier shock they found
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 16:27:33 UTC
Post #98225
the carcass of Alex Jones
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 16:27:37 UTC
Post #98226
a fish. They quickly noticed a second fish right next to it, but this fish
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 16:58:50 UTC
Post #98232
could sing and dance then somehow teleported everyone to
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 17:00:30 UTC
Post #98234
the cheese's palace in IEMC's fridge.
It was a bit cramped.
It was a bit cramped.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 17:03:50 UTC
Post #98236
they had 2 options:
blow a hole in the wall
However, they decided to
blow a hole in the wall
orHowever, they decided to
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 17:07:28 UTC
Post #98238
explode and destroy chow's fridge, forever halting his cheese spam, and then annexed
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 17:57:43 UTC
Post #98246
.
But what tehy didnt know that chow had 2 other refriderators.
He then thrw his cheese making into full production.
But what tehy didnt know that chow had 2 other refriderators.
He then thrw his cheese making into full production.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 18:07:49 UTC
Post #98250
Which unfortuantely failed to succeed due to chow's blatant inability to perform tasks that require some degree of common sense...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-20 21:08:33 UTC
Post #98298
which his brain couldnt handle.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 06:12:47 UTC
Post #98346
Then from no where kinda like that bastard officer that always pulls you over right after cheifing a blunt of the super nasty, three ginger bread men sent by habboi rush you, inflicting damage to your spleen....
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 09:38:32 UTC
Post #98362
also causing cancer of the buttocks
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 13:46:53 UTC
Post #98380
Those Ginger Bread Men revolted against Habboi and spanked him till his ass was redder than the neck of a chicken :/
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 13:50:23 UTC
Post #98384
[/fantasyblog]
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 13:59:54 UTC
Post #98386
then, the damned barbaric lemon tribe came back from the dead and stumbled blindly into
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 14:05:51 UTC
Post #98387
a lampost
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 14:46:37 UTC
Post #98395
which then fell over and knocked into a
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 16:22:22 UTC
Post #98436
second lampost thus creating a 'dominoe' effect
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 16:51:47 UTC
Post #98441
. the final lampost hit a band of peacful dwarves on the head, turning them into violent, yet confused halflings who then attempted to burn the women and rape the houses of estonia
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 16:58:23 UTC
Post #98442
for no apparent reason. And then, a nearby herd of bison
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 17:12:01 UTC
Post #98443
through themselves into a grinder making hamburger meat, causing....
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 17:36:31 UTC
Post #98445
a huge explotion which destroid all mcDonalds in Europe, so europeans started to die from poisonous smoke that came out from destroid mcDonalds buildings, and all people turned into zombies who..
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 17:37:14 UTC
Post #98446
to make many hamburgers.
We all enjoyed, unitl...
We all enjoyed, unitl...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 17:56:33 UTC
Post #98463
the French came and smote the Yanks with their immense
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 18:00:25 UTC
Post #98467
French accent.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 18:01:01 UTC
Post #98469
Alors!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 18:10:10 UTC
Post #98471
But he noticed that suddenly the moist air becomes saturated with the nauseating smell of old blood. The sky turns red and the ground below his feet boils like festering wounds. He opens his mouth in horror but discovered
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 18:16:58 UTC
Post #98475
that it was only a wet one he'd just let rip
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 19:02:24 UTC
Post #98483
decades before the Bill of Rights came into existence. Buffalo Meat proved to be a success in
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 19:16:46 UTC
Post #98489
Old Mejico but, unknown to our hero, the Southern
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 19:22:52 UTC
Post #98492
borderfolk were planning a mischevious robbery of the meat...
Their weapons included
Their weapons included
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 19:32:23 UTC
Post #98496
definately a crowbar 
and maybe a shotgun, a 9mm handgun, and a 9mmAR weapon. Might be likely to have a grenade or two. (like HL's arsenal except no futuristic/alien-like weapons 
)
and maybe a shotgun, a 9mm handgun, and a 9mmAR weapon. Might be likely to have a grenade or two. (like HL's arsenal except no futuristic/alien-like weapons )
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 19:34:43 UTC
Post #98497
... ahem..
Their weapons included -
A comically shaped vegetable,
A bathtub,
A Book on how to make furniture
and
A copy of Learn French quick (with Douglas Adams)
(GET CREATIVE PEOPLE)
Their weapons included -
A comically shaped vegetable,
A bathtub,
A Book on how to make furniture
and
A copy of Learn French quick (with Douglas Adams)
(GET CREATIVE PEOPLE)
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 19:54:14 UTC
Post #98501
He got in the bathtub quickly and started to slice the vegetable.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 20:01:17 UTC
Post #98503
And soon C-Span highlighted the news story, 'Buffalo Meat in Crisis'. The president was questioned in a March press conference about his possible prior-knowledge of the Buffalo Meat seizure, however he declined to comment.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-21 23:13:48 UTC
Post #98515
Because in fact, he himself had eaten some of the tainted meat, causing his mind to....
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-22 03:57:53 UTC
Post #98524
fold in on itself causing terrible
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-22 08:18:50 UTC
Post #98550
discombobulation
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-22 08:28:57 UTC
Post #98551
and constapation
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-22 10:18:02 UTC
Post #98553
of the glands.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-22 13:21:03 UTC
Post #98578
meanwhile, the southern borderfolk were advancing quickly towards Washington. Their sliced veg and bathubs gleaming in the moonlight.
Can anybody stop them???
Can anybody stop them???
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-22 16:52:29 UTC
Post #98617
GO TEAM SCOTLAND!
ministeve and the hunter took up positions outside washington, upped thier kilts and kept their genitalia focused on the oncoming horde. but something was wrong! why were they protecting washington? the highland duo quickly realised their mistake, and buggered off to scotland for some haggis and whiskey.
ministeve and the hunter took up positions outside washington, upped thier kilts and kept their genitalia focused on the oncoming horde. but something was wrong! why were they protecting washington? the highland duo quickly realised their mistake, and buggered off to scotland for some haggis and whiskey.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-22 18:26:41 UTC
Post #98623
On the way the two were unfortunate enough to encounter a rare form of low wind, it ripped off their kilts and their genitalia were exposed to
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-22 19:07:11 UTC
Post #98626
the gawking stare of the NAMBLA members who had assembled around them.
The horrendous middle-aged men advanced
The horrendous middle-aged men advanced
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-22 21:00:12 UTC
Post #98634
to rouch their very small Scottish penis's.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-23 09:47:57 UTC
Post #98680
clasping their rifles
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-23 09:55:49 UTC
Post #98684
they took aim at a lousy bunch of Neo-Cons. One of the Neo-Cons, none other than
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