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Story 4 [closed]
Created
19 years ago
2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC
by
Archie
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Created
19 years ago
2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC
by
Archie
Habboi
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-23 18:06:39 UTC
Post #98717
Dr Who
Habboi
Sticky White Love Glue
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-23 20:39:51 UTC
Post #98740
Was not Appearing in this film.
Luke
Luke
Jahzel
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-24 11:18:22 UTC
Post #98832
He did however manage to steal 50 lb of Buffalo Meat from
Jahzel
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-24 17:24:54 UTC
Post #98866
the meat freezer in a leprechan's pocket.
Luke
Luke
ministeve
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-24 17:52:41 UTC
Post #98869
he sold the meat to the latvians who gave him gold and hawt female teenagers for him to experiment on.
ministeve
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-24 19:30:42 UTC
Post #98884
Where he didnt use a condom.
Luke
Luke
Jahzel
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-25 09:53:18 UTC
Post #98980
Thus, leperous of the Snark Pit was born.
Jahzel
Habboi
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-25 10:21:13 UTC
Post #98986
Everyone saw him and said
Habboi
Sticky White Love Glue
ministeve
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-25 10:51:52 UTC
Post #98988
OMG!!!!! VAGINAL DISCHARGE!
ministeve
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-25 12:29:57 UTC
Post #99012
It got all over minsteve's shirt.
Luke
Luke
Habboi
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-25 15:54:41 UTC
Post #99041
which he wiped off with Steve and
Habboi
Sticky White Love Glue
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-25 19:35:21 UTC
Post #99088
steve like it.
Luke
Luke
ministeve
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-25 20:28:19 UTC
Post #99093
then, for no apparent reason, habboi fell down the stairs and died. in his will, he stated that all his diamonds should be left to jahzel, his evil nephew.
ministeve
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-25 21:28:54 UTC
Post #99103
The diamonds were used to make a laser beam to be put on the moon.
Luke
Luke
dandyli0n`
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-25 23:32:07 UTC
Post #99120
However, the laser beam malfunctioned, obliterating the moon 2 weeks later and...
dandyli0n`
RabidMonkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-25 23:46:43 UTC
Post #99121
the resulting moonchunks landed in the front yard of a Monkey named...
RabidMonkey
mapmapmapfapmap
dandyli0n`
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-25 23:54:54 UTC
Post #99124
Seventh-Monkey
dandyli0n`
AJ
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 00:11:31 UTC
Post #99126
who looked with dismay at the mess with his friend Boris M. Klukiov.
Boris decided that the best thing to do was
AJ
Glorious Overlord
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 00:51:42 UTC
Post #99130
use the moon chunks to transform seventh monkey into a human that is pretty good at Half-Life mapping,
Luke
Luke
Seventh-Monkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 06:15:35 UTC
Post #99150
and so I was born.
Seventh-Monkey
Pretty nifty
AJ
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 09:35:27 UTC
Post #99170
"Good God!" exclaimed Boris excitedly, "I've created life!"
Boris quickly went off to document his findings, which were to be published in a brand new
AJ
Glorious Overlord
Habboi
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 09:44:56 UTC
Post #99176
banana skin which he gave to all his fellow scientists who liked the ideas and
Habboi
Sticky White Love Glue
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 12:28:04 UTC
Post #99191
they got the idea to create an opposite of Seventh-Monkey.
His name, ieatmonkeychow. He will be the ultimate spammer.
Luke
Luke
Seventh-Monkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 13:54:09 UTC
Post #99211
Needless to say, they succeeded, but were then lynched by the villagefolk for unleashing such a monstrosity. The leader of the revolution, Tyne
Seventh-Monkey
Pretty nifty
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 14:00:07 UTC
Post #99218
.
His mission, was to take all of the chow in the world.
Ieatmonkeychow was furious. He began collecting feces to throw at the riots later.
Luke
Luke
Habboi
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 14:35:10 UTC
Post #99223
The riots were too weak until they found out that the feces were delicious so they ate them.
Habboi
Sticky White Love Glue
Seventh-Monkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 15:51:34 UTC
Post #99237
Fortunately, in a galaxy far far away, far more intelligent things were on-going, namely
Seventh-Monkey
Pretty nifty
Habboi
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 15:52:47 UTC
Post #99238
a guy called Luke Skywalker found out his mom was a man in a black pimp suit...
Habboi
Sticky White Love Glue
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 18:31:42 UTC
Post #99250
. THis Luke was acctualy Ieatmonkeychow. THe other IEMC was his evil twin brother!
Luke
Luke
Habboi
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 19:00:59 UTC
Post #99253
Anakin Stalker was his name cause he stalked Princees Leigh.
Habboi
Sticky White Love Glue
pepper
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 19:01:12 UTC
Post #99254
Wich was killed by a evil pepper.
pepper
SpaG
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 19:58:06 UTC
Post #99257
who had his termo-nuclear-bomb planting thingy on his car, which was droven by a mutated cucumber-fly who had
SpaG
ministeve
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 21:24:55 UTC
Post #99265
no ballsack, but rather kept them in a jar on his kitchen window.
ministeve
AJ
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 21:28:45 UTC
Post #99266
One day, the jar sprouted legs and lept off the window sill, in search for more meaning in its life. It quickly met its end when it
AJ
Glorious Overlord
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-26 22:01:04 UTC
Post #99269
got hit by a car.
The cucumber felt all of its pain.
Luke
Luke
[VDC] Rad Brad
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-27 00:52:29 UTC
Post #99281
festered in the fallow earth, dried by winds of change that produced a new order - extinguishing the old methods
[VDC] Rad Brad
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-27 11:18:40 UTC
Post #99366
therefore making haboi's lover explode.
THE PEOPLE CELBRATED!
Luke
Luke
H lover revived
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-27 11:20:43 UTC
Post #99368
rose up with there leader habboi the great!
H lover revived
Habboi
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-27 11:27:49 UTC
Post #99371
and gave him lots of women
Habboi
Sticky White Love Glue
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-27 12:42:02 UTC
Post #99403
BUt then, not very sadly, habboi was banned.
Luke
Luke
Habboi
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-27 13:42:57 UTC
Post #99410
Correction again IEMC (man your grammer is really bad!)
Habboi Lover was banned
Habboi
Sticky White Love Glue
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-27 13:54:21 UTC
Post #99418
So both habboi's were banned and peace returned back to TWHL.
The end.
Luke
Luke
Habboi
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-27 14:02:19 UTC
Post #99425
Or was it
Suddenly Habboi used the power of yoga to move a mountain!
Habboi
Sticky White Love Glue
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-27 14:02:57 UTC
Post #99427
THen he was smashed.
The END
Luke
Luke
Habboi
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-27 14:05:38 UTC
Post #99428
Or was it
Suddenly Habboi erected from his crushed corpse and claimed the rightful heir to the throne of TWHL.
Habboi
Sticky White Love Glue
Luke
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-27 14:07:24 UTC
Post #99429
omg...
Luke
Luke
Habboi
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-27 14:11:37 UTC
Post #99430
who was the royal guard who protected me from evil such as this!
Habboi
Sticky White Love Glue
Seventh-Monkey
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-27 15:34:01 UTC
Post #99441
Not me, and I'm a mod, which beats any royal guard.
Seventh-Monkey
Pretty nifty
Habboi
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-27 16:05:16 UTC
Post #99445
So Seventh-Monkey picked up his crowbar and swiped thy demon onto the floor where
Habboi
Sticky White Love Glue
H lover revived
Posted
19 years ago
2005-03-27 16:12:48 UTC
Post #99446
AND HABBOI LOVER RETURNED TO ANNOY YOU ALL ONCE AGAIN, AND LOVE HABBOI
H lover revived
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