Journals

'They say that when you go to rome you got to do what the roman do.
But I an I don't folla!
I an I do I own ting!
I an I will not accept the roman concept!
ny nah de roman policy!
cah the roman policy's nah a policy!'

Sheep Dip
(Rahzel)

Once upon a time,
There was lots of crime,
And buckets designed for sheep.
But then one day,
They had no pay,
And bought us all a jeep.

'Frutulous'
(by Rahzel)

Frutulous,

Magnificent application you have in that box of yours.

Frutulous,

Yet tedious device you have in that box of yours.

Frutulous,

Exceptional machinery you have in that box of yours.

Frutulous,

What exotic gadgetry you have in that box of yours.

Frutulous,

Fucking frutulous.