Journals

Hot damn, the site's had one hell of a face lift. I may have to start visiting again.

Holy combo breaker, batman! I haven't been here in a while. That might have to do with the fact that I've hardly mapped at all since my last vault submission, but whatever. I'll probably start up again in a bit, right now Dwarf Fortress is consuming my soul.

Not really much point to this entry, I just felt like breaking the chain.

Making good progress on my mini-mod/map pack. O'm almost done with the second level, and it's turning out much better than other maps I've done, though you haven't played most of them unless you've hacked into my computer.
I might post screens later if I feel like it.

P.S. It would seem that TWHLers also repeat each other, from time to time.

First documented case of Headcakes. Was first described by doctors of the period as "A great swelling of the cranium, which is similar to that of a heavily iced cupcake. It's quite tasty too."

Love your fellow man
And he?ll love you back
Love your fellow man
And get stabbed in the back

Give him money
And he?ll buy drugs
Go for a walk
And you?ll get mugged

Cure some Cancer
And get shot down
By the government
All they do is wear a frown

People Suck - Me

Due to an extreme amount of boredom, I thought I might have an interview with the H in Gunter. H in Gunter is an enigmatic character, though G and U consider him to be quite brilliant. This is what he had to say:

R: Hello H
H: Salutations, sex bomb.

R: I hear you're working on a rather big project at the moment, can you tell us anything about that?
H: This is very good maple syrup, perhaps we shall chug some?

R: That's a bottle of bacon grease
H: Very well, if you are not hungry

R: OK... Can you tell me about any future plans you might have?
H: Plans are only as accurate as time, R. And what is time but an excuse to have longer lunch brakes?

R: But my lunch brake is only one hour...
H: Sucks to be you [laughs], care for some bacon grease?

R: That's a bottle of maple syrup...
H: All the same... [drinks the syrup]

R: What's your opinion on the global warming debate?
H: I would blame the cows If I wasn't one.

R: What?
H: Moo.

R: Er... It's been a joy talking to you, H.
H: Gunter is not spelled with an H. [winks out of existence, or just went for some more coffee]

Well, that was quite nice, don't you think? Sorry for any tumors sustained while reading this tripe. If you have any complaints please go shove them where they belong...

...In the complaint box, thank you.

I'm sorry if this is spammy, but I just couldn't help myself.

Well Johnny, it's two in the mornin'
Don't you think, it's time we should go
Back to our millions of records we love
Back to our sad little homes
That was the last time I saw him
Never, no never no more
I wonder did Jesus, came to redeem him
Save poor Johnny's ol' soul
I wonder did Jesus, come to redeem him
Save poor Johnny's ol' soul

New avatar, merry christmas.

So today I got on the interwebs and looked at the headlines on Yahoo! news, and one of them was "High IQ = no meat?". The first words out of my mouth were ?FUCK YOU!? Now, I have no idea in hell what my IQ is, but it sure as hell has nothing to do with whether or not I think Bambi tastes good. I didn't actually read the article, but those are my two cents.

Another headline stated that "synthetic marijuana may help cancer patients." At that point I decided that I would get cancer as soon as I possible flippin' could. Whether it kills me or not. It's free drugs man! LEGAL free drugs! God I love science.

And lastly, nutter butters + white chocolate = Yummeh. Try it.

Map is coming along well, I made a pre-alpha version (all orange with no detail) and played with bots. I then determined that the map was far too small and the layout I'm working on now is about four times as large. Judging from my experience from the first test however, the map should turn out pretty well at least from a gameplay standpoint.

Oh, and I'm finally getting into airsoft (guns came in the mail yesterday), cheers!

Well, due to the fact that I'm too lazy to find out why HL2 won't run, I've started making a CS:S map. Its going to be called De_Millhouse. Early concepts show that it will indeed include both a millhouse, and terrorists.

Other things of interest include that I think my computer may have been hacked, and my McAfee virus scan thingy isn't working anymore (and it also says that none of my products are registered, hmmm).
So, while I'm worrying about potential identity theft, random adverts, and cyber terrorism, I can at least distract myself with the crapload of delicious home-made pie that is the inevitable result of the holiday season. Here's to drowning woes in fattening, and ultimately unnecessary, shows of the American appetite!

http://twhl.co.za/forums.php?pgt=1&action=viewthread&id=12492&pg=1

Doesn't the complexity and originality of the story just boggle your mind?

Heh, it appears we (Finally) have female member. I'm surprised there isn't some kind of weird fascination with her, as members of the female sex usually get when they mention they play (heaven forbid make) games.

Although, it wouldn't surpirse me if it were one of our members making a stupid joke (if I see flirting, I'll know for sure).
Though, to 3mogirl, if aren't one of these weirdos; welcome to TWHL.

EDIT: ha ha, 3mogirl is a hoax. Same IP as a guy named "o.O"