Journal #4448

Due to an extreme amount of boredom, I thought I might have an interview with the H in Gunter. H in Gunter is an enigmatic character, though G and U consider him to be quite brilliant. This is what he had to say:

R: Hello H
H: Salutations, sex bomb.

R: I hear you're working on a rather big project at the moment, can you tell us anything about that?
H: This is very good maple syrup, perhaps we shall chug some?

R: That's a bottle of bacon grease
H: Very well, if you are not hungry

R: OK... Can you tell me about any future plans you might have?
H: Plans are only as accurate as time, R. And what is time but an excuse to have longer lunch brakes?

R: But my lunch brake is only one hour...
H: Sucks to be you [laughs], care for some bacon grease?

R: That's a bottle of maple syrup...
H: All the same... [drinks the syrup]

R: What's your opinion on the global warming debate?
H: I would blame the cows If I wasn't one.

R: What?
H: Moo.

R: Er... It's been a joy talking to you, H.
H: Gunter is not spelled with an H. [winks out of existence, or just went for some more coffee]

Well, that was quite nice, don't you think? Sorry for any tumors sustained while reading this tripe. If you have any complaints please go shove them where they belong...

...In the complaint box, thank you.