Journal #23

Posted 20 years ago2003-04-07 20:00:00 UTC
just started mapping, but already found out it is a great way to keep my twisted mind busy, because almost everything is possible :) (even scientists with green hair) (?)
Oh yeah, I'm from Holland..:D

36 Comments

Commented 14 years ago2010-02-16 23:06:06 UTC Comment #34277
You can give scientists green hair, yes.
Commented 13 years ago2010-08-27 17:01:52 UTC Comment #34274
But you can't be from Holland unfortunately. Git out.
Commented 13 years ago2010-08-28 18:33:43 UTC Comment #34260
Hey, catch me later, I'll buy you a beer.
Commented 13 years ago2010-09-13 06:18:04 UTC Comment #34278
potatis_invalido catches Darkie.
Commented 13 years ago2010-09-13 17:30:40 UTC Comment #34261
Ahh, but you didn't catch me later.
Commented 13 years ago2010-09-14 16:34:20 UTC Comment #34279
Later, potatis_invalido catches Darkie. Again.
Commented 13 years ago2010-09-15 05:39:25 UTC Comment #34275
But by then, TJB had already drank the beer.
Commented 13 years ago2010-11-17 03:36:59 UTC Comment #34276
And double posted
Commented 13 years ago2010-12-01 02:33:30 UTC Comment #34262
Meanwhile, Darkie had poisoned the beer in the hopes of giving it to potatis_invalid. His plan failing and killing a (vaguely) innocent bystander instead, Darkie sets about his Plan B, which involves pressing the big red button in "crossfire".
Commented 13 years ago2010-12-12 21:37:18 UTC Comment #34294
Meanwhile, Crollo is not impressed by this trend of talking in third person whilst abusing Italian font.
Commented 13 years ago2010-12-13 03:05:53 UTC Comment #34280
potatis_invalido is not impressed by Crollo's non-impression. It was to be expected. He grabs a pistol lying nearby, shoots Crollo in the hat and throws a shoe at him. potatis_invalido, racing against time to stop Darkie's evil plan, calls the local taxi company. A taxi arrives 30 minutes later.
Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 10:13:08 UTC Comment #34263
Little does potatis_invalid know, the taxi driver was actually one of Darkie's henchmen. Darkie laughs evily. On the upside for potatis, Darkie realises that one of his shoelaces are untied, and it takes him a whole hour to tie it again. As he closes in on the button...
Commented 13 years ago2011-02-08 00:23:44 UTC Comment #34282
We will be right back to your epic movie after these commercial messages.
Commented 13 years ago2011-02-11 09:43:46 UTC Comment #34264
Darkie fires his RPG at the commercials with little effect, excluding creating a large black scorch mark in the middle of it.
Commented 13 years ago2011-02-11 10:02:38 UTC Comment #34281
potatis_invalid turns off the television
Commented 13 years ago2011-02-11 17:39:29 UTC Comment #34285
What is the name of this movie again?

It sucked.
Commented 13 years ago2011-02-13 09:02:32 UTC Comment #34265
Potatis_invalid: The Life Story
Commented 13 years ago2011-02-13 20:21:26 UTC Comment #34283
Rated E for everyone. (Ignore the extreme violence part)
Commented 13 years ago2011-03-24 11:40:50 UTC Comment #34266
Turning off the television created a massive warp in the spacetime continuum. Darkie entered, and infused with the dark powers within, transforming him into Scotch. Oh yeah, he turned the TV back on, too.
Commented 12 years ago2012-02-24 00:46:19 UTC Comment #34286
Joebama had just returned from the crapper to find his television turned back on whilst it showing "Potatis_Invalid: The Life Story" with a new actor. It still sucked ass to him however.
Commented 12 years ago2012-02-24 01:23:02 UTC Comment #34267
This was, of course, as he was actually seeing a porno with the title knocked off from the actual "Potatis_invalid: The Life Story". This explains the ass sucking he described.
Commented 12 years ago2012-02-24 12:19:56 UTC Comment #34287
After watching it for a while, Joebama realized that the show was actually just a weird fetish porno with a knockoff name of the actual show. This was when Joebama changed the channel to the actual show and watched it suspensefully frozen to his seat.
Commented 11 years ago2012-05-01 06:46:02 UTC Comment #34268
The temperature had fallen to -25 degrees Celcius. But Scotch and Potatis_invalid were starting to heat things back up.
Commented 11 years ago2012-06-19 17:56:44 UTC Comment #34288
Probably heating things back up with some hot and steamy ass sucking action!
Commented 11 years ago2012-06-19 19:45:34 UTC Comment #34269
So the porno and the show aren't that different. What's it to you?
Commented 11 years ago2012-06-21 16:28:42 UTC Comment #34289
I don't know, but I'm still interested in it <3.
Commented 11 years ago2012-09-21 04:37:26 UTC Comment #34270
So you should be. Anyway, yes, the... action continued. Now you finish the story!
Commented 10 years ago2013-06-01 14:08:54 UTC Comment #34290
Suture changed the channel.
Commented 10 years ago2013-10-07 12:06:54 UTC Comment #34271
THE END

Classic.
Commented 8 years ago2015-08-16 04:14:08 UTC Comment #34291
You don't just turn off this story. THIS STORY ISN'T OVER UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER!
Commented 8 years ago2016-01-28 10:16:43 UTC Comment #34284
"THIS IS MY STORY AND I'LL TELL IT THE WAY I WANT TO"
  • Tidus
Commented 7 years ago2016-07-26 20:47:07 UTC Comment #34292
"HA HA HA HAAAAA!" - Tidus
Commented 7 years ago2016-07-26 23:51:18 UTC Comment #34272
I mean, it's not going any more, so I guess you're wrong.
Commented 7 years ago2016-07-30 00:53:15 UTC Comment #34293
As Jessie announces the story not going anymore, a giant acme crate full of dynamite falls on her head but miraculously doesn't kill her. That, is when she realizes that the story is not over yet.
Commented 7 years ago2016-07-31 06:50:07 UTC Comment #34273
Ohhh no...
Commented 3 years ago2021-03-08 11:30:47 UTC Comment #103388
Yet no more was ever written. Could the author be a liar? Might this story actually be over?

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