Journal #5044

no U

u

u.

U.

u SUCK AS MUCH AS PROGRAMMING

NOW I'VE GOT U! U ARE NO MATCH FOR ME! I'LL SHORT CIRCUIT U! WHAT WAS THAT! THAT! WAS MY SPIDER WEB!

PEW PEW
SILENCE
GOODBYE SPIDERMAAAAAN

OH LOOK! IT'S SPIDERMAN! SHOOT HIM!

LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE A BOORN LOOOOOSSSEEER

SPIDER PIG SPIDER PIG, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER PIG DOES, CAN HE SUCK, AS MUCH AS SPIKE? NO HE CANT, HES A PIG, WATCH OUT, HERE COMES THE SPIDERPIIIG

Shut it U
This r mai base

What language?

C++

Try Visual Basic .NET 2005.
I can help you to get started. I've been .NETting for about two years.
VB.NET is much easier to master and learn, but keep in mind that you can't use it for HL SDK programming.

Your choice.

It's for an university project, to compile it on Linux console. I have windows vista on my pc. I just want to create a main program and some classes and then link all the .o to have the .exe (yeah I'm a programming noob)

EDIT: well... I want to compile it on windows, not just linux

And... what's the problem?
Install CygWIN and the gcc-g++ package, then open the cygwin console and write this:
g++ -o /test.exe /spikes_project_main.cpp
Just like you would do if you were running linux/os x.

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main(){
char yesno;
system("color b");
cout << "Hello? i'm Spike te programator" << endl;
cout << "Do i suck or not?: y/n" << endl;
cin >> yesno;
switch(yesno)
{
case 'y' :

cout << "No hes a good one" << endl;

break;
case 'n' :

cout << "You sure?" << endl;

default:

cout << "Are you retard? you can only use N/Y!!!" << endl;

}
system("pause");
system("CLS");
return main();
}

Why are you calling main() at the end of main()?
If you hold down enter that you will eventually run out of RAM.
And I think you forgot some break; statements...

I don't kinow what's case and switch, lol, Well I'll download CygWIN and see what happens. Classes are too difficult :_(

-potatis i'm calling main that after it ends to start again. I havnt forgot anything. There is no point of using break; after last case.For the ram thing its easy to use Sleep(100). but its just like saing typeing /me dosent work:O.
-spike Switch can aslo be made with If. If you like programming/or want to learn C++ its a good choice, its portable and you dont need frameworks like vb.net. If you dont know the basics cygwin is useless.

"There is no point of using break; after last case" No, but after "You shure?".

"For the ram thing its easy to use Sleep(100)" thats not what I meant. If a function calls itself, without terminating itself, some memory are still left, and it will be, always, if the instance of the function is not terminated. And every time you call the function more and more memory will be used. It's like saying "every time you think of a throw a ball, throw another one". Eventually there will be to many balls.
It doesn't really matter if you hold down enter, or just use the program as you are supposed to be using it. Use a while statement instead.

potatis when the first case is true the break will stop analyzing the next cases, so since there is nothing alce to analyze after last case there is no point of adding another break; I know its not an elegant code it could be writed in many other ways but you wont run out of ram, this shit its like a big loop but its stoped by switch so it wont eat ur ram neither cpu.

U.

U

ME!

NO ME!

WHO?

If you enter the letter 'n' it will output this:
You shure?
Are you retard? you can only use N/Y!!!

n

n

So where do you program? On wordpad?

Don't use wordpad, use a plain text editor, like notepad or notepad++.

What? NO U!

zOMMFG CAPS LOCK MOST COMMENTED JOURNAL CUZ OF U!

NO U!