Journal #5216

Posted 11 years ago2008-07-28 20:58:38 UTC
Tuna is confused

how he got here

he does not know.

I have lived all my life under the sea yet I appear here in the dark, alone and gasping for air

blue without air my lungs collapse slowly

before I am put back in the sea by some godly hand

and a booming voice

it says

"Hunter is a fat cunt"

What this means I know not, I believe it to be a sign, suddenly I feel a burning desire to kill urby and make love to rimrook.

This is fuelled by skype, which as a lowly fish I have no comprehension of.

Also Madcow is shit.

22 Comments

Commented 11 years ago2008-07-28 21:07:29 UTC Comment #59386
this produced tears on skype
Commented 11 years ago2008-07-28 21:52:01 UTC Comment #59384
I totally get it.
Commented 11 years ago2008-07-29 00:30:20 UTC Comment #59393
lawl
Commented 11 years ago2008-07-29 00:56:58 UTC Comment #59390
Makes sense.
Commented 11 years ago2008-07-29 01:00:51 UTC Comment #59389
Poetry. Beautiful.
Commented 11 years ago2008-07-29 05:31:49 UTC Comment #59403
I lol'ed
Commented 11 years ago2008-07-29 06:21:50 UTC Comment #59398
Fuck yeah 6 comments
Commented 11 years ago2008-07-29 09:00:47 UTC Comment #59394
I love you
Commented 11 years ago2008-07-29 09:01:49 UTC Comment #59399
You should probably talk to hunty about that he might get jealous
Commented 11 years ago2008-07-29 11:46:54 UTC Comment #59387
FUCK YE
Commented 11 years ago2008-07-29 12:10:00 UTC Comment #59400
RAM IT YA WEE DOBBER
Commented 11 years ago2008-07-29 12:46:33 UTC Comment #59388
INNIT BRAW FUCK YE WEE DOBBER BASS HAGGIS BREW PISH
YOU SHIT
Commented 11 years ago2008-07-29 14:09:02 UTC Comment #59395
2 girls 1 madcow
Commented 11 years ago2008-07-29 16:42:36 UTC Comment #59401
MADCOW AM GONAE FUKIN SLASH YE YA MAD ROCKET
Commented 11 years ago2008-07-30 14:20:26 UTC Comment #59396
They are taking the hobbits to Isengard! They are taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Commented 11 years ago2008-07-30 15:21:21 UTC Comment #59402
One cannot simply walk into mordor
Commented 11 years ago2008-09-29 18:14:28 UTC Comment #59397
Yes one can, with ninja wizards.
Commented 11 years ago2008-11-05 20:08:57 UTC Comment #59392
I'm sorry, but this journal isn't related to mapping.
Commented 10 years ago2009-04-12 22:19:27 UTC Comment #59385
'__'
Commented 10 years ago2009-07-11 19:33:58 UTC Comment #59404
...I think someone from TWHL has been fishing too much.
Perhaps Luke.
Commented 8 years ago2011-02-20 05:52:49 UTC Comment #59405
What the.
Commented 5 years ago2014-04-25 10:07:03 UTC Comment #59391
.eht tahW

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