Journal #5702

Posted 15 years ago2009-03-29 19:39:08 UTC
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
For those who enjoy making a mockery of Satchmo's medical quizes:
An 18 year-old male comes in complaining of pain in his left hand. When the points out the sources of pain, they are in the shape of a triforce. Of the following, the most likely diagnosis is:

Linkitis

Common cold

He's faking it

Lupus

17 Comments

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-29 20:29:56 UTC Comment #60278
Where's the failfailfail option?
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-29 20:36:23 UTC Comment #60277
Muscle cramps from certain late-night activities.
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-29 20:38:01 UTC Comment #60287
'Where's the failfailfail option?'
I thought I told you to ignore me, Luke.
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-29 20:48:55 UTC Comment #60279
I was going to edit my post to contain less douchery, but than strider posted.

But I have to say, it's quite hard to ignore such failure.
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-29 21:12:24 UTC Comment #60288
Well, you're entitled to your own opinion, like anyone else.
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-29 22:17:56 UTC Comment #60275
42.

So what are you trying to do in this journal, anyway?
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-29 22:38:21 UTC Comment #60280
"Muscle cramps from certain late-night activities."
Says his left-hand in the post. =P
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-29 22:58:24 UTC Comment #60283
yea part "e" should be simply: fapping.
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 03:59:24 UTC Comment #60274
He could be left-handed saw, you insensitive clod!
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 06:45:50 UTC Comment #60289
WC: I actually have no idea. Give the clowns a chance to fool around, I guess.
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 08:36:40 UTC Comment #60284
He doesn't have a hand, he's a cat.
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 11:30:42 UTC Comment #60281
Left handed people rule!
Right is wrong!
Left is best!
Go lefties!

Anyway, It's probably because he's a twit who didn't realise that branding his own hand with a triforce shaped cattle brand would hurt.
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 13:51:48 UTC Comment #60285
He's EMO, obviously.
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 14:55:53 UTC Comment #60276
War doesn't determine who is right[handed], only who is left[handed].
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 16:07:47 UTC Comment #60286
World Crafter is right[handed].
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 16:36:02 UTC Comment #60290
I am left[handed].
I'm left[handed] all alone in being left[handed]... :(
Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 18:01:17 UTC Comment #60282
I'm left[handed]! Let's be friends!

(I've got a feeling that I'm in the running for the gayest comment ever)
D:

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