Journal #6400

Well, i found a site called www.omegle.com and its a free chat things, pairs people up with another person, completely random, heres a conversation i had:
Me fakeing to be girl:
ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 14/f/Canadia
Stranger: 14 m usa
Stranger: Wait ... Canadia?
You: yus
Stranger: Not Canada?
You: nope
Stranger: Whatev. U horny?
You: no i dont have horns
Stranger: U want to cyber?
You: whats cyber
You: is it like a game?
You: is it a fun game?
Stranger: Kinda. Like role play sex
You: whats sex?
Stranger: You're a bitch, you know that ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and then this:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: looking for dirty girls
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ????
Stranger: why?
You: cuss i represent dove
Stranger: you are a dirty boy?????
You: and want people to try dove, and be all clean
You: its like axe, just for girls
Stranger: represent dove?what does it mean?
You: Dove, the body lotion and hair wash shit.
Stranger: ???
Stranger: can you say it more clearly???
You: Dove, we make hair wash, and soap products, for use in shower
Stranger: got it
Stranger: so are you for advitising?
You: nom actually im just fucking around on the job
You: suposed to be in cali for a bored meeting semenare
You: oh well
Stranger: what?
You: i just got fired
You: shit
You: ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU GOT ME CAUGHT, YOU TOLD ON ME. >=(. AND TO THIK I TRUSTEED YOU.
You left the chat!

Thats all, pretty funny results though, i have more, but these are the funniest, because they believed i was a girl.