Journal #6824

So I work in quality control and stuff now. Ninety percent of the customers our order verifiers talk to are elderly. Here are some of the best things so far.
cst = customer
vf = verifier

cst: excuse me sales lady, are you married?
vf: no...
cst: would you like to be?

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cst: wait a minute, i need to get my oxygen.

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vf: just dial your birthday into your phone to confirm your order.
cst: what numbers do i press on this little talking computer?

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vf: ...under the terms i just described-
cst: BEEP
vf: ...under the terms i-
cst: BEEP
vf: ...under-
cst: Beep
vf: Sir, I need to finish reading these billing terms.
cst: I'm pressing zero to talk to a real person.

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cst: Young man, you sound like my great grandson.

that's all i can remember.