So, after weeks of my friends trying to convince me to shave (I had been shaving, but the part I was trying to grow out wasn't coming in so well) I finally caved. I got what there was of the goatee cleared with the back, but when it came time to use the main part of the shaver, one of the razors fell apart. And went in the sink. Luckily, it didn't go all the way to the U-bend, and I managed to fish it out with tweezers, but now I have to wait for it to dry before I can put it back together and finish shaving.
you never know what was living down the sink
I once hadn't shave for like months, so I had a considerably thick beard. One day decided to shave, and I started from the sides. When I got to the middle, I looked like Orlando Bloom and I thought it was so funny I almost kept it, but then I decided I didn't have the nerve to go out like that. Where was I going with this?
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What?
might shave tonight.
where's that trimmer....