Journal #7606

Posted 12 years ago2012-02-06 21:05:11 UTC
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Movie Review: Chronicle
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The scifi genre of movies has a knack for producing films that seem really interesting in the preview/trailers, but turn out to be just the worst utter shit imaginable.

Long as you are ok with losing 102 minutes of your life you will certainly NEVER get back, to a "film" following the format of jerky, first-person camera perspective popularized by this movie that SHALL NOT be named, then by all means go flush your money down the toilet on Chronicle.

Not only do i despise this type of film, i feel it is really poorly written and performed, and i honestly have no idea how it ever made it to the big screen.

1/5 stars. Extreme and utter poo, you'd be better served doing just about anything else than sitting down to watch this movie.

5 Comments

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-06 23:22:48 UTC Comment #55885
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/chronicle/

Odd; Usually I trust Rotten Tomatoes.
Commented 12 years ago2012-02-06 23:39:47 UTC Comment #55886
When i first saw this i thought it was the American Remake of Akira.. but it's pretty much just a ripoff. I still wanna see it though.
Commented 12 years ago2012-02-07 00:00:39 UTC Comment #55887
Ya grim, perhaps my hate towards the genre doesn't let me appreciate the film fairly. I just hated Blair witch and every movie that has copied the format since, with the exception of cloverfield i didn't mind it fsr.

I think if this movie was shot like an ordinary film it could have been leagues better.
Commented 12 years ago2012-02-07 01:58:30 UTC Comment #55889
I liked Blair Witch.
Commented 12 years ago2012-02-07 12:25:41 UTC Comment #55888
yer mum did. no you.

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