Journal #7684
Posted 12 years ago2012-03-18 01:11:06 UTC
Dr. Amazing's Rants of RAGE:
Modern Gaming
Why is gaming sucking so much now? Everything is just about Halo and Cock of Booty: Modern Whorefare. What ever happened to color (I would mention My Little Pony but Archie and co. would get pissed)? The palette of a lot of games nowadays is just Brown, Darker Brown and Lighter Brown. Games now are just all about realism. Games aren't supposed to be realistic. They are supposed to be about doing things you couldn't do in real life. Would Super Mario 64 of been more fun if Mario had to stop constantly to catch his breath and he could only jump a few inches? No! I'm not saying that all modern games suck. It's the popular ones that usually suck.
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I have a feeling the comments will not go well.
Edit: I wish I was born in the 80's
Modern Gaming
Why is gaming sucking so much now? Everything is just about Halo and Cock of Booty: Modern Whorefare. What ever happened to color (I would mention My Little Pony but Archie and co. would get pissed)? The palette of a lot of games nowadays is just Brown, Darker Brown and Lighter Brown. Games now are just all about realism. Games aren't supposed to be realistic. They are supposed to be about doing things you couldn't do in real life. Would Super Mario 64 of been more fun if Mario had to stop constantly to catch his breath and he could only jump a few inches? No! I'm not saying that all modern games suck. It's the popular ones that usually suck.
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I have a feeling the comments will not go well.
Edit: I wish I was born in the 80's
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Although I've played some of the CoD 2-day trials on Steam, I can tell they're pretty much the same game over and over. I have no clue how they're able to make such a big franchisement with pointless additions and purchasable map-packs. So I asked my friend Jesse about it.
ME: Why do you like Call of Duty so much? What makes each sequel significant? The story?
JESSE: No, but the graphics get better every time.
ME: Explain.
JESSE: I mean.. they get a little better each one, making it a better game.
ME: I don't think graphics make up a game.
JESSE: They do. Games are supposed to be about graphics. It's what makes them good.
ME: Okay.. so what if there was a game where you sat in a chair, and the entire thing was moving an analog stick to pick your nose and rub a booger on your shirt? And what if it was extremely realistic? Like nothing you've ever seen before?
JESSE: That'd be an awesome game.
Or something to that effect.
he's essentially telling you to stop complaining and actually do something about it. it's not because you said you hated dubstep.
he'd probably say the same thing to me
he'd probably say the same thing to me if all i did was complain
Ok, I'm not trying to start anything here but I have noticed something about goldsrcforever. It looks like every comment you make is completely unrelated to your previous one.
You don't happen to suffer from MPD or Schizophrenia do you...?
THE COCKBLOCKS, THE HORROR.