Journal #7956 by Archie

DiscoStu

Commented 11 years ago2012-08-31 02:42:07 UTC Comment #45726

Heh heh heh.

Strider

Commented 11 years ago2012-08-31 04:39:07 UTC Comment #45717

And those who what? And those who WHAT!?

Stojke

Commented 11 years ago2012-08-31 04:41:15 UTC Comment #45727

And those who dont understand what the heck did he write.

Jessie

Commented 11 years ago2012-08-31 05:23:29 UTC Comment #45722

I'm the third one.

Luke

Commented 11 years ago2012-08-31 05:59:48 UTC Comment #45718

Gay?

monster_urby

Commented 11 years ago2012-08-31 06:55:20 UTC Comment #45719

There some who say the glass is half full and others who say the glass is half empty. Then there are a few who say "This isn't my glass! My glass was full AND it was bigger!"

NineTnine

Commented 11 years ago2012-08-31 10:40:21 UTC Comment #45721

i spose there was the word "incomplete" in that sentence after all...

Striker

Commented 11 years ago2012-08-31 13:11:11 UTC Comment #45724

Even clever bot dodges this statement by saying: "Tell me another".

Archie

Commented 11 years ago2012-08-31 13:20:42 UTC Comment #45720

There are two secrets to success:
1. Never tell everything you know

Alabastor_Twob

Commented 11 years ago2012-08-31 15:38:16 UTC Comment #45723

There once was a woman from Peru,
whose limericks end at line two,

There was a young man from Verdun,

Stojke

Commented 11 years ago2012-08-31 18:13:20 UTC Comment #45728

There was also a "time" when jokes were funny.

Bruce

Commented 11 years ago2012-08-31 20:59:22 UTC Comment #45725

Journal #7956

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