Journal #8065
Posted 11 years ago2012-12-24 12:25:28 UTC
'Twas the night before Christmas
at least over here
So happy holidays
I wish you good cheer.
at least over here
So happy holidays
I wish you good cheer.
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It's really odd how one can dance
The nice nature of damn horses
My poetry makes no fucking sense.
Merry Christmas everyone!
for this holiday rhyme
I'd write one myself
but I don't have the time.
May your days ahead be
filled with Christmas cheer
and let's not forget
The Core's out next year.
Can I join in too?
I mean, I dunno what to say though...
I really don't have a clue.
Guess I'll start with "Merry Christmas!"
Seems the logical thing to do.
Maybe move on to "Happy Holidays!"
Hmm... not enough lines, just a tad too few
One more for the road
Umm... something... to do with cars...?
Fuck it, let's have some music!
Space Truckin' 'round the staaaars!
It's like you didn't even try
But it still sounds pretty good
If you read it like Stephen Fry
I'm sat in my coat
I'm thinking of warm sands,
blue seas and a boat
I'll make do with coffee
my mug is bright orange
It helps me to feel
...ah bollocks
In the year 3000 we'll all be dead ='(
Wait this is a journal not a thread,
but "journal" doesn't rhyme,
skynet is coming to tear the human race a new one,
so get ready to go back in time!
John connor will lead the resistance,
against the rise of the machines,
With the help of his sister Cameron,
they will tear skynet a new one... Merry Christmas!
there are words that rhyme with Journal!
But obviously you don't know that,
you'd have to be a Colonel.
May tomorrow be fun
I'm sorry if I tend
to be excessively dumb
But, I love this great site
It's so helpful indeed
I remember when I found it
When I owned TFC
but don't celebrate long.
Work on the competition,
or I'll eat your Mom.
Oh wait I'm Orthodox.
Happy Christmas to ya all niggas
that Stojke isn't even aware
that he broke this awesome combo
which I now will try to repair.
Were you named after your mother?
(Heh)
I'm assuming she's fat
And crazy as no other
My mother isn't fat!
But she sure is crazy though,
she once wore me as a hat.
Making fun of your name,
it's just too easy!
You're as dim as a distant star.
Between your ears it's rather breezy.
and call me short!
I've never heard
jokes of that sort!
You must come from far
And maybe wide
You're coming for me;
I better hide
Damn you, damn you!
I scream aloud
Look at you smiling
You're just so proud!
Time to board my windows
Once again
And find the door
To my basement
this is about being merry,
jo' mamma-jo' mamma-jo' mamma,
dimbark's skills are scary.
madcow comes on strong,
but it's just a disguise;
he'll put the smack down,
if the needs arise!
wait no one's using commas,
at the end of their lines,
i guess i fucked up,
SHOCKAZULU mothertrucker!