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Posted 18 years ago2006-06-02 05:55:11 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #183225
There IS nothing empirical ABOUT the big bang... Empirical MEANS gained from practical experience and NOT by theory.
Empirical means experimental evidence and experimental evidence has produced a theory that it might have happened, not a hypothesis. Yes its very possible the big bang never happened, but its a huge subject of debate as its the start of the very universe. The more important point is that there is a big difference between theory and hypothesis, you ought to look that up.
Even the LAWS of physics can be doubted, man. EVERYTHING can be doubted.
and doubt is what makes science so great! We are able to doubt everything because you cannot prove so many things without having access to a long enough scientific testing period or the ability to test an actual event. Religion, on the other hand, is rather less doubtable. Its the greatest argument in the world, if you are wrong, then my point must be right, if science cannot explain something, god/ID did it.
Posted 18 years ago2006-06-01 10:42:54 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #183129
I really hope it ends with 'next time, on halflife episodes'
Posted 18 years ago2006-06-01 03:40:26 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #183062
I bet I can prove without a doubt that my alias is Jobabob

I personally dismiss all science because empricial evidence is not the same as actually going back in time and measuring the big bang with a micrometer
Posted 18 years ago2006-06-01 03:39:25 UTC
in Dunce Americans Post #183061
CLOSE THIS THREAD PLEASE :(
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-31 18:50:16 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #183008
I'll think of something, I just like the expression on his face (in the high res version anyway)
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-31 18:30:27 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182996
Jobabob, just once I want to see you post more than one sentence that doesn't contain some sort of a feeble joke, or some tangent that cannot be confirmed. Post once paragraph that contains some sort of "on topic" reply without your skewed ideals mushing it up.
What did I ever do to you
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-31 02:53:28 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #182842
Im pretty certain starforce works too, in its twisted ways. I know Steam works a lot better than it used to, but I cant be arsed to get into a steam debate as they never go anywhere.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-31 02:52:07 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182841
we got too educated, I think we need to take science out of schools again
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-31 02:51:26 UTC
in Hello thread! Here?s the hello thread! Post #182840
please try to read the tutorials available from lots of different sites before asking questions you can answer yourself though
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 18:59:00 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182810
Building a time machine, how hard could it be?
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 18:57:34 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #182809
you cant support a system of distribution because illegal methods will bypass it, thats like saying you dont mind the insanely invasive starforce because there are long winded and illegal workarounds for it
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 17:05:52 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182784
why cant one, just one of these omnipresent beings, actually come and prove themselves, are they afraid that proof denies faith and thus they would cease to exist because of a logical paradox?

it would certainly be funny if one did anyway
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 17:03:17 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #182782
of course they will, because you love them and trust them like a childhood friend, valve would never let me down, not me, they've always been good to me, I can predict the future

You honestly think Valve, after suffering a massive collapse due to some unforseen circumstances, would go out of their way in their spare time to make sure all current steam users were unaffected? Theres more chance of EA renouncing their questionable business ethics.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 17:00:25 UTC
in Trivia Time II - Post some trivia. Post #182780
1 and 7 I dont have a clue, the rest are pretty standard comic fare
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 11:08:48 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182724
its still the word of our infallible god and nobody can change that, it says in the bible you cant
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 08:45:18 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #182708
There will be a dark section where Alyx relies on you to guide her with your torch...If you shine it at her face she covers her eyes with her hands.
Im buying it now just for that
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 08:09:48 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #182705
No, but if you ever wanted to install hl2 again you wouldnt be able to, if you ever wanted to download all your steam content again you wouldnt be able to.

Also, in my experience Steam only works offline for a certain period of time before you need to connect again for updates, etc. This was nearly a year ago now though, so it may have been patched.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 07:11:16 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #182697
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 06:50:23 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182694
Are you saying that if you removed religion from america it would implode on itself because the majority of people would become twisted murderers, rapists, etc as soon as the 'barrier' to immorality was cleared
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 06:47:42 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #182693
surely for a game thats only 6 hours long, the 6 trailers on gamespot will have spoiled everything in the game already
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 06:47:11 UTC
in Say 'hello' to Sienna! Post #182692
sounds like you had an endearing childhood alex
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 05:24:03 UTC
in Say 'hello' to Sienna! Post #182680
whatever you do, dont show her these forums in 15 years of so
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 05:21:57 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182679
this may amaze you but despite not fearing an eternal death in the firey pits of hell for not following what it says in a particular large tome, I don't have any plans to do as many immoral and illegal things I can before I die because there wont be repercussions for me. People can be good without using fear to drive them a certain way.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-30 05:17:23 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #182678
You dont understand how steam works do you?
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-29 18:49:20 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182641
99% of quotes about death are made by the living, I better think up some things to say posthumously now
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-29 16:42:13 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182612
as zombieloffe says, are you willing to take the chance that christianity is the correct religion? As far as i'm concerned living forever would get really tedious, we're just animals with a bit more cognitive ability.

I really hate it when you realise that you 'realise' because electrical signals are flying around in your head. Someone brainwash me to believing death isnt the end please.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-29 16:01:05 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182605
especially the bits where jesus said the gays are bad
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-29 14:33:05 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182597
my gripe is that its often like arguing with a book about whats written in it
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-29 10:47:54 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182566
I wonder how many people believe there is a God but choose to ignore him
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-29 09:04:48 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182547
If I made it my mission that everyone thought you were in the wrong for being alive, would you still tolerate that opression?
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-29 08:53:34 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182542
I believe you are an idiot, do you agree or are you intolerant
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-29 05:56:33 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182503
religion doesn't mean intolerance, but christianity is remarkably intolerant about things society has managed to accept for a long time. Not that long ago interracial marriage was still not accepted by the church.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-28 19:21:05 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182451
no no no, they were fundamentalists (catholics), they dont count
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-28 07:56:03 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182395
I dont believe you

..in my opinion
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-28 07:52:16 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #182391
yes I must admit I'm being a bit dismissive Kasperg before actually playing episodic content, it's just I can think of so many things wrong with the concept!
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-28 06:45:15 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182372
so in your opinion you dont believe that having an opinion/belief about it is an opinion onion?
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-28 05:24:19 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182368
I disagree with your opinion/belief that people's opinions/beliefs dont make sense to you
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-28 05:23:10 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #182367
Valve only takes 10 or so percent of the profits, whilst bigger "physical" publishers take around 50%
No they dont, Valve take around 50% of the profits and traditional publishers take 80% or more!

I'm not saying Valve arent helping small developers get off the ground, as a publisher they take a quite 'ethical' stance compared to the huge monolithic corporations like EA, Ubisoft, etc. I'll just never agree with distribution platforms as the way forward, give me my game box with spinky DVD in it you barstaarddsss.

I was thinking about how this new episodic content will actually delay the development of future games, its been a worry on the Oblivion forums with the shite Bethesda are pushing as mods at the moment. I don't know how the development cycle works at Valve, but if they concentrate on pushing out more and more of the same content just to futher Halflife 2's story a bit, it will surely delay development of a proper sequel with an updated engine by a long shot.

Anyway, to me I find a good analogy the difference between a British programme of 6 episodes and an American one of 23 or more. I get much less 'content', less of a programme I love, but you get a cohesive and consistent series with little scope for poor episodes where the series itself and small writing staff are of a high quality. I'd much rather have 10 hours of gameplay every 2 years than a bucketload of 'cheap' gameplay just to get more out of a game.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-28 05:14:32 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182365
It just seems that lately everyone wants to 'tolerate' EVERYTHING except Religions. And it seems to us religious people that people just don't want to be told how to live, they want to do anything they can get away with under man's laws because they are looser than religious laws.
Can you PLEASE stop saying people are intolerant of intolerance, it doesn't make sense
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-27 20:11:47 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #182328
Im drawing my analogy from adventure games and their move into episodic form, so it perhaps doesnt fit as well with a fps with limited ability for plot development.

What does episodic content give that expansion packs didn't, other than a tedious extension to a games story?
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-27 19:52:55 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #182324
I love how people love Valve because they dont have to deal with the 'evil' publishers anymore, by becoming a publisher themselves. The fanboism is rather intense, if Valve called this 'shitsticks mc rubbish crapgame' you'd still buy it. Im not a 56ker anymore, albiet originally that was the cause of a lot of my complaint, Im just not a big fan of draconian distribution platforms that give Valve a rediculous amount of control over the game you purchased. If they went under tomorrow because of a lawsuit HL2 would simply cease to be playable ever again.

myself, money shouldnt be factored into game quality else under that logic you'd only even play RPGs. Episodic content can go one of two ways:
Each episode will be a 6 hour or so self-contained 'episode' that leaves no cliffhangers, but has the possibility to be extended with further episodes. This is how games should be developed.
The more likely outcome is that each episode will be, well, akin to a TV episode. Each will finish with a very broad and undefined ending that means resolution can only come from the purchase of further episodes.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-27 19:09:26 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182315
which letter?
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-27 19:09:05 UTC
in Star Trek out-take Post #182314
dont be racist
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-27 19:08:49 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #182313
and Clarke is good at his job, just because the horses mouth says one thing doesnt mean it true..

Episodic content is great for people like yourself with the average attention span of an ADHD sufferer reading war and peace, its great for small developers as a means of increasing cashflow, but to say that it increases your price/hours game quality is like saying its worth buying the $2 official mods for Oblivion because they give you 1/2 an hour of tedious shite gameplay each.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-27 17:55:57 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #182303
dont you mean series 3, 4, 5 and 6
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-27 17:11:31 UTC
in Star Trek out-take Post #182298
a very famous shakespearean actor going totally out of character and singing a sonnet about how much he loves the alphabet, its funny just thinking about it
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-27 17:09:21 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #182297
id rather just read how it ends or watch a movie, it beats paying for the bloody thing

on a sidenote, the trailer actually made me laugh out loud at how they are re-using content that was cut from the first game, there are beta movies you can get on google video that show some of the enemies they've 'created' for this 'episode'
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-27 17:03:36 UTC
in Half-life 2: Episode 1. Steamy ham Post #182295
Thats a great method of distribution, its like making movie trailers only be shown in showcase cinemas

Personally I wont be buying it, not just because of my pointless pent up frustrated anger against Valve and everything they stand for after producing Steam, but because its Episodic - something I am angered and frustrated by and wont stand for.

I'd go into more detail about how episodic content has almost no benefits whatsoever for the consumer, but that might bore you.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-27 16:06:38 UTC
in The New VIEW OUT YOUR WINDOW thread Post #182275
they certainly dont seem to like the gays at the moment
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-27 16:06:15 UTC
in Keep your jesus off my penis Post #182274
God really should've got some lawyers in before he drafted those,

11 - Thou shalt not reprint, copy nor modify any part of these statements without express written permission of thy Lord