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Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-16 09:18:20 UTC
in Game Maker Post #97282

I was just wondering, anyone here use/used Game Maker?

I downloaded it the other day and like it very much. You can practically make any game you want (obviously except those high falutin' 3D games of today - but you can put a lot of effort into the graphics to make them look nice and 3D)

At the moment I'm learning how this code stuff works, and this Game Maker has an easy to use drag and drop code maker as well as a normal script editor type-o-thing.

Anyway, I'm currently working on my platform game 'Alex Jones: Infowarrior' where you have to eliminate the evil police in black ski-masks and defeat the evil New World Order globalist minions (such as Arnold Schwartzanegger). You also have to sneak into Bohemian Grove

This is a screenshot of what my game looks like at the moment....

I need to make more animations for walking/jumping/fighting. At the moment all you can do is punch

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-15 13:07:10 UTC
in Favourite quote!! Post #97008

"When I play Breakout I want my balls to bounce under a logical angle."

Some dude on this site...

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-13 12:12:13 UTC
in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Post #96630

I watched that the other day, pretty frickin strange

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-11 09:58:05 UTC
in A Horror Idea, Some Screens Post #96333

The thing is though that mod 'Zombie Panic' uses the humans vs zombie deathmatch thing. (But they do it really badly - they have the zombies as converted barney models with their arms infront of them as they move - totally unzombie-like.)

We could I suppose do it and have it so the zombie players look and move the same as the cpu zombies...

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-11 09:51:58 UTC
in Drawings? Post #96332

I draw alot, I study art at university...

Unfortunately, my scanner's bust, so I cant show you anything. I do remember showing everyone here some of my stuff ages ago though...

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-10 11:00:48 UTC
in A Horror Idea, Some Screens Post #96132

No, it's just us, we're the inovators

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-08 14:44:56 UTC
in Utterly Disgraceful Treatment Post #95888

PaLO I absolutely agree with you about these 'Pro-lifers' and will quote what Bill Hick's said; "But I've always found religion to be fascinating, such as how people act on their beliefs.. Pro-lifers murdering doctors"

I disagree with their strange beliefs, and I have very mixed views on abortion. These days it's 'yuppie' parenting and designer babies. If the kid isn?t up to spec he/she doesn?t get born.

Anyway, the real issue I was concerned about was the absolutely disgusting treatment of the peaceful protestors and the otherworldly prison sentences and fines allocated.

I mean come on police; pepper spraying women holding babies is quite frankly evil. Now in America they are tasering 8 year olds, 79 year old women, and gguys in wheelchairs. People always say to me, "that's not true, no evidence." Well to those I say, "Get off your fat ass and see for yourself the mainstream news headlines in America. Luckily alot of the news articles that report such incidents get saved on prisonplanet.com so they will always be available to see. I mean I read today how an 8 year old was arrested in an elementary school for going on a rampage

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-08 09:23:55 UTC
in Utterly Disgraceful Treatment Post #95833

I also want you to see this short segment from Alex Jone's latest documentary 'Martial Law: Rise Of The Police State' inwhich a Bhemian Grove member gets confronted.

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-08 09:14:27 UTC
in Utterly Disgraceful Treatment Post #95831

Watch this video hosted on prisonplanet.com about how the police used horrendous restraining methods against non-violent protestors against abortion. 'Nunchucks' were used on one peacful protester, and nunchucks are actually an illegal weapon that can cause a tremendous amount of harm. Fortunately, all this was captured on home video, so there's no cowering behind lies. This is the kind of brutality one would expect in Nazi Germany, certainy not America. Disgusting.

Now I'm not a religious guy, but since when are ordinary American christian citizens criminals for stopping murder?

*P.s. I wouldnt watch this video if you have a weak stomach.

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-08 08:37:18 UTC
in Unfinished Creations Post #95828

That map, oh well it's still as it is. Havent mapped much lately, I always get sidetracked by prisonplanet.com :

Reguar?

Hello Jahzel! This is your 1190th login.

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-08 08:33:09 UTC
in Ignore Me Post #95827

A 31 year old woman called 'Bird of Prey'?

...shit, that's worrying :

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-08 08:30:56 UTC
in Chat up lines :) Post #95826

:

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-08 08:23:19 UTC
in Honestly, where did I go wrong? Post #95825

A running joke? More like running water off a duck's back... :

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 17:53:14 UTC
in Story numba three Post #95732

is also a Bohemian Grove member like the rest of the evil Globalist minions

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 17:39:58 UTC
in My Scathing Attack on Roman Catholicism Post #95729

Both habboi and The Toon's use of grammar suggests a highly advanced language skill... no really

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 17:37:06 UTC
in Story numba three Post #95728

Mr. Bloomberg just suddenly exploded

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 17:35:54 UTC
in Ignore Me Post #95726

It said all about how he supported Arnold, and how he admired Hitler, and that TWHL is degenerate...

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 17:34:24 UTC
in Song you are listening to [closed] Post #95725

Bah, gay freewebs.

http://www.freewebs.com/jahzel/index.htm

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 17:33:42 UTC
in Song you are listening to [closed] Post #95724

Foot Licker - Reverand Barking Spider

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 15:57:13 UTC
in Story numba three Post #95700

...And then exploded.

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 15:54:50 UTC
in Song you are listening to [closed] Post #95699

Yes I do make music, I have made quite a few tracks with different stuff. My cousin and I calaborated with a few, and he coined the name 'Reverand Barking Spider' as the 'character' who makes these tunes. I will upload them on my site, or create a Revereand Barking Spider site to put them on...

The names of my tracks are pretty strange:

Blue Blood
Stuck In A Pylon
Dynamic Smokers
Lawn Gnome
Footlicker

etc

The bottom line is, it's experimental music, the kind you would like to hear whilst influenced by mind-expanding hallucinagenics.

I could make dub, I have the facility to, but for some reason I always get side-tracked by messing around...

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 15:07:04 UTC
in Story numba three Post #95681

The 'Jazzy new TWHL' was in actual fact a Jahzel conspiracy..

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 14:27:20 UTC
in Chat up lines :) Post #95678

I know

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 14:26:12 UTC
in A mod idea Post #95677

"Isn't it interesting that the 2 drugs that are legal, alcahol and cigarrettes, do absolutely nothing for you whatsoever, and the drugs that grow naturally upon this planet, drugs that open your eyes up to make you realize that you're being fucked every day of your life.. those drugs are against the law" - Bill Hicks

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 13:50:41 UTC
in Chat up lines :) Post #95671

Whadduya call 3 naked blondes doing a headstand?

3 brunettes ..... :

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 13:49:33 UTC
in A mod idea Post #95670

who?

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 13:40:23 UTC
in Honestly, where did I go wrong? Post #95666

*fooker

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 13:39:58 UTC
in Song you are listening to [closed] Post #95665

Dub's not that hard, all you need is a good echo chamber and your (I would say) half your way there!

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 13:26:24 UTC
in Song you are listening to [closed] Post #95662

Go to this site. You will need RealPlayer though, but most reggae on the internet is RealPlayer required.

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 13:24:04 UTC
in Song you are listening to [closed] Post #95661

Jahzel, get hold of some Scientist albums, and while you're at it, Lee Perry too -

Lol, If you knew me better you'd understand that I am a dubhead and taht I do won many dub albums icluding Scientist, Keith Hudson, Roots Radics, Dub Specialist, yadda yadda yadda...

Lee Perry is good, I do like the Upsetters and I do have a small selection of their tunes, but I prefer heavier dubs, rootsy stuff.

I just recently went to see Dillinger! Remember that 'I got cocaine, running around my brain..." and 'Mi lit two chalice ina Buckinham Palace'

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 13:17:01 UTC
in A mod idea Post #95660

No! It's Bill Hicks! (R.I.P)

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 13:16:11 UTC
in Honestly, where did I go wrong? Post #95659

WCD has a tendancy to boast about himself and his apparent 'coolness'. This, in itself, is harmful to the reputation, I mean just look at Elton John, Robbie Williams, George Bush, Tony Blair, Homeland Security, The Patriot Act, etc...

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 13:12:23 UTC
in Ignore Me Post #95657

+ Blood Wizards
+ Wizards of Gore
+ Hairy Apemen

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 12:47:19 UTC
in A mod idea Post #95646

The bitchiness of it all....

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 12:46:07 UTC
in Song you are listening to [closed] Post #95645

Jah Shaka/Mad Professor - Jah Shaka meets Mad Professor at Ariwa Sounds (Album)

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 12:44:39 UTC
in Ignore Me Post #95644

Invasion of the Worm People! + From Mars!

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 12:43:40 UTC
in Unfinished Creations Post #95642

You wouldnt catch me joining the millitary, oh no, not in a million years!

"...OK Searge, I will be with you in a minute, just posting some false comment about not wanting to be in the millitary on the TWHL website, the one we have monitered..."

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 12:36:48 UTC
in Ignore Me Post #95638

You see. What did I tell you before, I said this guy was 'fucklob' all along! It was obvious!

Anyway, alter-egos are OK. I mean Blair's got one, his is called 'Bush'.

And I dare say there a millions of these wormpeople gatecrashing TWHL...

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 12:31:22 UTC
in Chat up lines :) Post #95637

"Hi. I'm Ed Winchester ..."

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 12:28:33 UTC
in Story numba three Post #95636

The authorities then suggested that the car blew up due to an explosion. The authorities then exploded.

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 12:23:41 UTC
in Song you are listening to [closed] Post #95635

Again, Roots Manuva - Witness Dub

I just cant get enough of that tune

/me goes to shop and buys Roots Manuva

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 12:22:02 UTC
in Have you ever herd of... Post #95634

The Mythbusters? Quite good, I liked the one about the 'eating too many of these weird sweets makes the stomach explode' episode.

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 14:26:58 UTC
in Unfinished Creations Post #95256

...It's ok kol, I was just being silly

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 13:43:39 UTC
in Song you are listening to [closed] Post #95239

Roots Manuva - Witness Dub

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 13:39:22 UTC
in hl 1 shadows Post #95238

BirdOfPrey, correct me if I'm wrong, but YOU ARE fucklob...you are absolutely identical, the strange language and poor grammar is present in both of your forum posting...am I right?

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 13:33:49 UTC
in Honestly, where did I go wrong? Post #95236

...Well I can honestly say, you need some warm milk and cookies. :

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 11:56:08 UTC
in Story numba three Post #95216

The blood....came oooooozing...from the fat

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 11:41:35 UTC
in Unfinished Creations Post #95212

Innit...

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 11:40:57 UTC
in Song you are listening to [closed] Post #95211

Half-Life - The Horror 1
Half-Life - The Horror 2
Half-Life - The Horror 3

Jahzel

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 11:40:02 UTC
in Story numba three Post #95210

((Wow I couldnt type properly, what's up?))

Jahzel