Forum posts

Garbage man!

-Wake up
-Get out of the coffin I sleep in
-Eat a few children for breakfast
-Fly to school in bat-form
-Fly back home after school
-Sit around

Yep, that about covers it..

I Can't uninstall because the .dll is corrupted!

Akira Yamaoka - Silent Hill

i'll try that alex. but the prob is that i have no WinXp cd

and evilsod, i've tried that. it says that the .dll file is corrupted

Is there Any way to totally reinstall Windows installer without reinstalling the whole OS?

My Win installer is borked and i can't install/uninstall anything at all

My advice is to remake the beams. stuff like this has happened to me as well

Rotten Sound - Nation

Yes, 'tis jolly good. Good job Daubster

she calls you habboi?

old

Haha i knew it

stop spamming twhl

Look who's talking..

Depends what resolution. Even a 9800xt + 3.4GHz P4 + 1GB of RAM should be able to play HL2 with everything at max (bar AA and AF, and at 1024x768.) with 2xAA and 4xAF

Amen

While playing a deathmatch game of Half-Life, I find it very odd indeed when I see some players running through open fields of play with nothing more than "their trusty crowbar". These are usually the people that end up at the bottom of the score sheet

I disagree. I use the crowbar all the time and i'm always at the top. The crowbar is extremely useful, because people are so afraid to get killed by someone using it. And if you corner someone when you are using the mighty crowbar, your victim is as good as dead. plus, its so fun to use because of the sounds

I use the crowbar after I die until i can find a shotgun or better. I never use the 9mm pistol..

I play drums,guitar, bass, piano and I sing..

make sure you aren't trying to access it through the old cariad.co.za/twhl

Vesania - Mystherion Crystaleyes

Still...

Vesania - Mystherion Crystaleyes

Ah the world's crappiest movie

Nasum

Nasum - Information is Free

Nasum - Illogic

Gojira - In the Forest

I played HL too on my first comp. res 320x???, smallest screen and software mode

I even mapped on that crappy comp

tell me about it

especially when you're drunk

my old was a 233 mhz Celeron

It sucked so utterly..

OpenGL pwns. End of story.

Amen

Vader - Wings

^

everybody = 1 word.

It's really not your place to be a word nazi since...

t3h

...isn't even a real word.

ur mum sucks.... literally

running out of your great comebacks now? hahaha. seriously

Point proven, Neo just die ok?

he wears eye make up....

U EYE WEARING MAKE UP TARD, ra.

Great comeback, haha

- Saribous: Creepy-looking but nice.

Thanks Hrny!!

No mr Neo-Thewannabe, because i like half life. And this is a half life community, maybe you haven't noticed (you being retarded and all).

Since you clearly don't like half life, do yourself a favor and fuck off. again, maybe you're just too stupid to see that NO ONE on this site likes you. Just give up you pathetic little shit

At least I play other things other than fucking half shitty life

How about you go find a Matrix community to bother then..

give it up Neo.

Why did you change your avatar to that horrible one habboi?

Cloud is the shit! FF7:A.C pwns btw

Vesania - Rest In Pain

Cradle of Filth - The Twisted Nails Of Faith

"Mirror, mirror on the wall
Shouldst not grave pleasures be my all?
For if I shall see thy Will be done
Grant Me the Witchcraft of thy tongue"

Three moondials froze in the shadow of six
As another soul passed to the grasping Styx
Clutching their trinket crucifix
Bats blew from eaves in a dissonant surge
Omens of corruption from within the church
A fetid, dank oasis still clung to fool rebirth

Alone as a stone cold altar
The castle and its keep
Like faerytale dominion rose
A widow to the snow peaks
Wherein reclined the Countess
Limbs purring from the kill
Bathed in virgin white and like the night
Alive and young and unfulfilled

Was it the cry of a wolf
That broke the silver thread of enchanted thoughts?
Of Her life as a mere reflection
(As the moon's in narrow windows caught)
That opened like dark eyelids on
The sigh of the woods that the wind fell upon

Like a Siren weaving song
From the lilt of choirs choking
Where the vengeful dead
Belong...

To the Sorceress and Her charnel arts
She swept from ebon towers at the hour of Mars
'Neath a star-inwoven sky latticed by scars
To unbind knotted reins that kept in canter, despair
Shod on melancholy, fleet to sanctuary there,
In netherglades tethered where onyx idols stared

Was it the Kiss of the mist
That peopled the air with the prowess of absinthe?
Lost souls begging resurrection
From Gods upon their forest plinths
Whose epitaphs read of re-ascending to win
Remission from despair through a holocaust of sin

In a tongue hilted in invective rectums
Over signs and seals the sorceress prayed
To Death, to rend the slender veil
That Ancient Ones might rise again

As shadows swelled
The Countess fell
To masturbating with Her dagger
As the Witch gabbled spells
Cumming heavy roses all the way to Hell
As sudden thunder's grue harangue
Announced two pincered worlds

Exuding bane, something came
With the stench of necrophiled graves
To these clandestines
Who shrank from glimpsing horror
That the growls of mating houls inclined...

Resplendent
In pendants
(Natal trophies torn from bellies of desanctified nuns)
A demons, bewinged, bedight
In scum, prowled their circle seeking entry to run
An arctic tongue upon Her vulva
Where rubies smeared to alabaster thighs
Glittered like a contract in the purse of a whore
Receiving sole communion from the body of christ

"If blood is what thou carves, foul fiend
I will yield this witch to thee
If thou wouldst draw a veil for Me
O'er lengthening scars of age and grief"

As the Demon slavered foetid vows
And bore His prey away
In talons itching to perpetrate
The nausea of eternal rape
The Sorceress screaming in His grasp
Spat a final curse to stain
The Countess with the promise
That Her lord at war would be cruelly slain

And She would rot.
Alone
Insane.
On the twisted nails of faith.

Gojira - Wisdom Comes

I saw the movie without reading the book first.. Not recommended! it felt like i pissed away 2 hrs of my life, didn't understand anything

oh thank god

nah not NV, just make it a bit brighter

I was going to edit but Hunter made it impossible

Anyway, I always thought that Anthony was like 30 years old or something, so there's proof that first impressions are unreliable

And i'm 18 so stfu Ant

I don't think e-first impressions are reliable though.
Except when it comes to ZL, i'm pretty sure he really is an anti social person with no friends.

<------- wtf is that 7th?

Dark, too square for my taste, and a it's city map...

wow.. sweden is a penis

The silly music in the background says it all, it's fake

That shirt should have

"Equip: Reduces chances of getting laid by 200%"

no, 1337 you dumbass

This has got to be one of the nerdiest threads ever