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Posted 20 years ago2004-09-03 16:21:07 UTC
in Great site man! Post #56283
MMmmmm... pwncakes with superior jam... auglagulagulagulagulauglaaaaa (Homer drool fades)
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-03 16:19:12 UTC
in Anonymous Posts Post #56281
It'll just create hoardes of 'one login wonders' making idle accounts, and very little else difference.
there already are.
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-03 16:17:27 UTC
in I got an idea(remade) Post #56280
Do not make it too big though.
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-02 18:20:00 UTC
in Captain P help me.. Post #56046
Captain P should have JB's brain avitar.
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-02 18:18:06 UTC
in I got an idea(remade) Post #56045
sorry guys. I haven't had time to map because of school. (Damn school!) I beilieve I saved a copy of the list before I left on the e-mail. If someone wants to post it, you can.

Yes Floater, you can be on the alternates list.

oh, and trapt, I'll be making the final map, so you really don't have to worry about it not having something cool. I have a great idea for the end. kind of boring, but, hey, I won't spoil it for you all. Thats all the surprize some of you will get, since you see the whole thing before its done.

I'll be gone for a while again, so, please find a way to manage this while I am gone.

haz is in charge for now.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-26 16:50:30 UTC
in Scools back, WHen? Post #54326
err... school... I have to wake at 5:00, and do homework till 10:00. err... I'll go nap now.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-26 16:49:48 UTC
in Steam VS Won: The final showdown Post #54325
I changed that
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-26 16:48:03 UTC
in Map Vault Suggestion Post #54322
the ten commandments of TWHL

1: Though shall insult maps, not mappers.

2: Though shall map.

3: Though shall not spam.

4: Though shall make thread titles relate to the material inside.

5: Though shall not put any other sites before this one.

6: Though shall respect others. No flaming.

7: Though shall not spread your personal opinions, this is a mapping site.

8: Though shall not put crap in the map vault.

9: Though shall not rate ones map more than once.

10: Though shall give Brattylord credit for this list.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-26 16:42:33 UTC
in Conspiracy Conspiracy Conspiracy! Post #54317
A few clowns short of a circus

a few fries short of a happy meal

an experiment in Artificial Stupidity

a few beers short of a six-pack

a few peas short of a casserole

doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

one fruit loop shy of a full bowl

one taco short of a combination plate

a few feathers short of a whole duck

all foam, no beer

body by Fisher, brains by Mattel

has an I.Q of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt

Warning: Objects in Mirror are dummber than they appear

couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions of the heel

too much yardage between the goal posts

an intellect rivaled only by garden tools

as smart as bait

doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

elevator doesn't go to the top floor

forgot to pay his brain bill

her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

his belt doesn't go through all the loops

if he had another brain, it would be lonely

no grain in the silo

proof that evolution can go in reverse

receiver is off the hook

several nuts short of a full pouch

he was born in the stupid tree, fell out of the stupid tree, hit every branch on the way down and landed in a pile of stupid sticks.

and my favorite (Drumroll)

the wheel's turning, but the hampster's dead
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-26 16:30:31 UTC
in Hello guys Post #54314
bye bye... :( hes really gone, isn't he... :confused: :confused: :confused:
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-24 17:54:50 UTC
in steam lovers Post #53669
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-23 20:51:40 UTC
in Blood Gulch Remade Post #53361
I can help if you want, although I do not have halo for computer, but for x-box. I am good at entities, but could also do some terrain.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-22 08:09:18 UTC
in NS map screenies! Post #52792
That looks great! but, you use the same darn broken doorway thing in every doorway. Its gets a little repetitive.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-21 19:54:19 UTC
in what do you want? Post #52613
What MOD is this for?

Stargate ehh... That would make a good SP theme, going to different worlds using the gates.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-21 16:58:14 UTC
in Jokes. Post #52558
Ye know how you tell a boy chromazone from a girl chromazone?

You look in their Jeans!
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-21 10:12:28 UTC
in ToDo Post #52477
MMmmm.... Orannnnnngee..... Ahglauglagulaguaaaaaaaaaa (Homer Drool fades)
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-21 10:09:49 UTC
in steam lovers Post #52476
Steam Haters: Jahzel, Mephs, Cpl.1nsane, Floater619, Brattylord, and Rileymo.

Steam Lovers: pepper, jaardsi, Vassy, and trapt.

Neutral: [VDC] Rad Brad, toonton.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-20 22:42:22 UTC
in blood gulch? Post #52391
I play it on the X-Box.

Why? Is it different on the computer?
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-20 22:41:30 UTC
in Mod for $ Post #52389
MMmmm..... cashhhhh... agulauglauglauglaaaaa (Homer drool fades)
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-20 22:39:42 UTC
in steam lovers Post #52385
A few of us hate steam, and are complaining about it, and then Pepper, Jaardsi, and a few other are loving it, and writing songs and poems about it.
heres a breif list of who supports what.

Steam Haters: Jahzel, Mephs, Cpl.1nsane, Floater619, and BrattyLord.

Steam Lovers: pepper, jaardsi, Vassy, and trapt.

If I missed you, speak up.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-20 22:33:27 UTC
in blood gulch? Post #52383
naaawww, the second map in the campaign Halo is very possible, we can just put the areas that won't fit in Hammer outside the boundrys. It'll still work. Yep. (Sarcasim)

I agree with you Rileymo. I don't think they can do it. Prove me wrong ;) . I'll be looking forward to the map, if you do.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-20 22:29:28 UTC
in ToDo Post #52379
naw. I like our forum. If it changed, TWHL just wouldn't be the same. This is a classic forum, although I do support having the ability to change pages before even clicking on the thread.

The Captain is good. So is Rabid.

Also, keep the colors the same. This may not look like a very high- tech site with these colors, but many of the older member have come to know them, as one would the grass on their lawn.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-20 22:23:57 UTC
in steam lovers Post #52376
I can drive. How young do you think I am?

anyway, steam caused me an error today, so now I really do not support steam. I was playing another game, and all of a sudden, even though I had steam shut down, my computer messed up. When I rebooted, after loosing all I did in that game, Steam tried to start-up. This is why I suspect steam as the most possible suspect. Errr... steam...
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-20 22:20:39 UTC
in blood gulch? Post #52373
Halo MOD, where you take all the multiplayer maps from Halo and put them in your own MOD. You could reskin the players to be the Cyborg superhuman we all know. If you guys do make a MOD off of this, then you should really take it off of TFC. TFC is a great game, better than CS in my view. although, even if you do this, there would be no way to make a banshi. Ghosts might be possible, and you would have to combine your gun onto your vehical entity to create the warthog. If you completed it, valve would not buy it, because it would be complete plaugerizm, making all that I wrote completly pointless.

Sure, make your map, but do not make a mod out of it. It is illeagle (Sick bird).
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-20 22:14:15 UTC
in Hey everyone! Post #52371
I like the scene. I want to see that on a postcard, lol.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-20 15:49:23 UTC
in steam lovers Post #52312
Steam is why my dog died, my wife left me, my mom moved to mexico, my cat ate my hampster and then choked to death on it, my car got stolen, my house vandalized, my computer thrown out an 18 story window, why I got bit by a higly poisonous spider in my leg, then got the wrong leg amputated, got my finger cought in a cheese grader, went bald, and then to finish me off, started me on fire.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-19 19:15:32 UTC
in Jokes. Post #52192
I'm not going to read all those.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-19 19:13:34 UTC
in blood gulch? Post #52191
Blood Gulch would be a little hard for the Half-Life engine to handle, since I don't think you could safley see the distance from one end to the other, without having major bad r_speeds. Its actually quite big once you think of it, and there isn't really much for good Half-Life action, ecept if it was made for TFC. If you do that, you need a TFC mapper to convert it to TFC (I think Howdy is one, and the late jobabob.)
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-19 19:09:46 UTC
in steam lovers Post #52190
hmm... my new online name being BrattyLord [SYS]

SYS stands for "screw you steam"
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-19 19:05:02 UTC
in Compo 5 resurrection? Post #52188
TWHL is full of mysteries. Ah, but no one seeks out to solve them.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-18 19:51:19 UTC
in Jokes. Post #51954
once again I made a mistake. I'm going to bed after this, I must be really tired. I meant to say in my last post

"My first sentence was directed at your Osama/Sadam joke. It took me so long to reply because It took me so long to write that really long joke I just posted."

Excuse me now.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-18 19:49:26 UTC
in Jokes. Post #51953
my first sentence was directed at your osama sadam joke, since that one joke took me so long to read. the rest are funny.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-18 19:46:31 UTC
in Jokes. Post #51952
FLOATER! this is a family site!

heres a very stupid, but long joke:
A man is sitting in the waiting room at the hospital.  His wife had been in labor for hours already.  He sat, waiting, his nerves tingling.  Will it be a boy?  A girl?
The docter comes in and looks at the man, without any expression on his face.  He looks at the man and says, "I've got good news, and bad news.  The good news is, the baby is born, its healthy, and your wife is fine.  Its a boy by the way.  The bad news is that your baby was born with no arms, legs, or torso, its just a head."
 The man was shocked by this, and didn't know what to think.  He didn't know how he was going to get on with this horrible thing that has happend to his baby.  In the end, he ends up accepting the fact that his boy was just a head, so he trys to get along with him.  He raises him, takes him to baseball games, helps the head go on his first day to school, helps him with his homework, and basically accepts his son.
 One day, the Child turned 21, and so his father decided it was time to take his son to get his first beer.  He drives his son to a bar, takes him to the counter, and sets him down.  By that time everyone in the bar is staring at this head that this guy just plopped down on the counter.  The wisper to each other and such like that.  The bartender went over and said "Wat'll it be?", and the father ordered his son a beer.
The father picked up his son, and dipped him into the beer, so he just sipped the foam, and immediatly POOF! a torso appeared out of nowhere!!!  The father was so happy at this, so he urged his son to take another drink.  the other people in the bar stared at this thing that had just happened, wide eyed!
 The boy leaned forward with his new torso, dipping his wouth into the beer, and immediatly, two arms pop out of nowhere!!!  His father is so happy for his son, and is crying, the other men in the bar clap loudly, applauding the miracle that happened before their eyes!
 The boy took his new arms, grasped the mug with both hands, and lifted it up to take another drink.  Immediatly, POOF!, two legs popped out of nowhere!!!  By this time the Father was crying aloud, everyone was danceing, having a party, and having a great time.  The boy could now walk.  They chanted songs, singing and dancing around the bar, the father weeping with joy, the son walked out into the middle of the street got hit by a car, dead on the spot.  SMASH!
everyone was silent.
the bartender was humming a merry tune, picking his nails with a toothpick.
the father cryed with sadness.  everyone else in the bar was dead silent, ecept the bartender, who went about his work.  The bartender went up to the man, and asked him "SO do you want another one, or are you just going to sit there".
 The father looked up at him and said
   "HOw can you be so cold hearted!"
   The bartender replied
   "He should have quite when he was a-head."
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-18 19:30:13 UTC
in Compo 5 resurrection? Post #51944
lol.

I'm also curious to what compo five was, and why no one did it. The compo page is messed up because of that, but why does it matter? I don't thinks its right to bring back a compo, unless the winner of the glass compotition says to do that, since thats how we're doing compos now.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-18 19:26:51 UTC
in Steam caused.... Post #51941
oh no, here we go again.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-18 19:24:56 UTC
in Jokes. Post #51940
there are three kinds of people, those that can count, and those that can't.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-18 17:16:07 UTC
in Textures Post #51915
The best way to make texture is to get a digital camera, go out, and take lots of pictures of things. Some people might stare at you because you are taking pictures of the floor, but don't worry, you'll never see them again, and you've made for them some good conversation. get to know the program you use to put your pictures into the computer, and use it, along with the texture tutorial and wally, to make your very own .wad file with your textures in it.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-18 17:11:04 UTC
in ToDo Post #51914
lol, that prickly_pimple has become the subject of much critisism, and I support it.

(thats my way to say "Screw you prickly_pimple!")
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-18 17:04:29 UTC
in Jokes. Post #51912
how many dislexics does it screw to take in a lightbulb?
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-18 17:01:13 UTC
in He's homocidal! Post #51911
Oh no! the thought police are coming!
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-18 17:00:50 UTC
in He's homocidal! Post #51910
I CAN't TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!!

DOWN WITH STEAM
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Posted 20 years ago2004-08-18 16:58:54 UTC
in I got an idea(remade) Post #51909
were house? Ware house you mean?

where were wear ware
gets confusing.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 19:27:04 UTC
in Everyones best tips Post #51686
Here are my greatest tips:

Never spit into the wind.

Never pee into a fan.

Never crap into a gyser.

Never eat yellow snow.

no, really:
  • Use the transform tool to rotate an object, otherwise you won't get it exactly the way you want it, and leaks or other stupid errors may occur.
  • Plan out the room that you are going to do by doing some kind of a sketch of what you want, before you just jump in. That way, you can just mimick your sketch. It doesn't matter if you are an artist or not, it can be as crappy as you want. some time maybe I will post one of my crappy sketches, then what I made out of it.
  • Do not use the carve tool, or the hollow tool, unless you are looking for leaks and make a skybox around your map.
  • Look for leaks by making a skybox around your map and putting green obnoxious colors of light outside, so that you can see it coming in through the leak.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 19:21:48 UTC
in Jokes. Post #51685
That was me. DARNIT :x all that typing and its not under my name!
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 18:28:16 UTC
in Life Gear, previews and news Post #51681
I once did a minimod that I didn't think was good enough to realease with a similar story line. It was called G-man. You were, of course, the G-man, an FBI agent. You are sent on a mission to stop a terrorist organization from using the aliens as weapons. Once inside, you find a button, and realize that the button you just pressed realeased all of the cages of aliens on their captures. Now you had to escape from the giant prision facility that held the creatures while fighting the terrorists and the aliens.

Since That wasn't very good, I didn't realease it. Now that someone is making a similar Idea, I would like to help map, if you are accepting anyone right now, or you might try to do this solo.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 18:14:47 UTC
in Steam caused.... Post #51679
Now that floater has a blue av, I can't tell which is mine and his while scrolling really fast! Ah!

Steam Sucks. There might be a way. What if something more advanced than steam comes out and takes over? and what if someone shoots a virus killer out and it kills every single computer virus and the stupid nerds who made them die of heart attacks at what happened to their creation? This all might happend. The end of steam, and viruses. Bad things on computers go bye bye forever. but anyway, I have my virus vaccinations, so I think I'm safe, although my last computer died of a virus.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-17 17:06:39 UTC
in Mod for $ Post #51667
hmmm..... money ehh...

HEY GUYS LETS MAKE A MOD!
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 18:39:38 UTC
in Jokes. Post #51428
VOX, thats gross.

How mant Irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to drink till the room spins.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-16 18:36:22 UTC
in Hurricane! Post #51427
no, not at a campground, but at a fancy hotel on the beach.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-15 17:36:47 UTC
in Jokes. Post #51246
Spontaniously
Posting
Anoying
Messages

Thats the real one.

Whats the difference between Osama Bin Laden and a bucket of dirt?

the bucket.