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Dimbark was working for the enemy, a story-hating man known only as Atom. His work in attempting to end the thread complimented this theory. In an attempt to get revenge, psilous
It was actually caused by an elderly, yet psychotic duck who
slash that entire post. The orange juices
Archie was teleported to my cubicle, where
We make this thread every time a compo finishes.
know that he was constantly protected by
Scotch, who had been monitoring the thread from the start, finally understood why these things always die out. The answer was
Scotch claimed that he would totally punch Dim's barker if he A, didn't stop screwing with the space-time continuum, and B, if he wouldn't stop making every second post and gave others a chance to develop the story without following in his random, staggering, insane footsteps. But this was just his opinion, reflected in the fact that
... on Dimbark.
mustard gas
The admins were getting annoyed with all the TRUE HOMIE business, so they sat down and formulated a plan to exterminate them. Their plan began with them
I've been using www.tinypic.com since Imageshack started being a bitch and I noticed some of the other members using it. Seems decent enough.
fruit loops were hurled at the TRUE HOMIES who
So they sacificed Dimbark to their ancient, bloodthirsty gods in a ritualistic manner, resulting in
One each from various games:
Serious Sam: The Second Encounter - Grand Cathedral
I actually learnt this (roughly) on a piano. A very "epic" quality to it.
Castlevania: Circle of the Moon - Aquarius
Castlevania has some of the best. Video game. Music. Ever.
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past - Dark World
Quite relaxing, really.
Lands of Lore 2: Guardians of Destiny - Claw Mountains
Exellent background music. LoL2 has lots of great music in it.
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - Theme
Great music, but if you've played the game, you'll know how repeditive it gets after a while.
Portal - Still Alive
Fuck yeah.
Command & Conquer: Red Alert - Hell March
The best Hell March. I didn't think so before, but my brother converted me on this one.
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 - Fortification
Just good. No more, no less.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Boss Theme 2 (Subspace Emissary)
Same again.
Stronghold - Under An Old Tree
This took some searching to find. Lovely music though.
Star Control II: The Ur-Quan Masters - Hyperspace
Good stuff.
Just to skim the surface.
Serious Sam: The Second Encounter - Grand Cathedral
I actually learnt this (roughly) on a piano. A very "epic" quality to it.
Castlevania: Circle of the Moon - Aquarius
Castlevania has some of the best. Video game. Music. Ever.
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past - Dark World
Quite relaxing, really.
Lands of Lore 2: Guardians of Destiny - Claw Mountains
Exellent background music. LoL2 has lots of great music in it.
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - Theme
Great music, but if you've played the game, you'll know how repeditive it gets after a while.
Portal - Still Alive
Fuck yeah.
Command & Conquer: Red Alert - Hell March
The best Hell March. I didn't think so before, but my brother converted me on this one.
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 - Fortification
Just good. No more, no less.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Boss Theme 2 (Subspace Emissary)
Same again.
Stronghold - Under An Old Tree
This took some searching to find. Lovely music though.
Star Control II: The Ur-Quan Masters - Hyperspace
Good stuff.
Just to skim the surface.
Senses Fail - Family Tradition
I... LOVE. This song. It's been stuck in my head for 2 straight days now. It's a shame that means I'll listen to it 'til I'm sick of it and despise it... but I'm stupid like that.
I... LOVE. This song. It's been stuck in my head for 2 straight days now. It's a shame that means I'll listen to it 'til I'm sick of it and despise it... but I'm stupid like that.
Just some things.
Crollo was then lynched for thread attacking. Then Marvin the Cannibis plant went and
Kirk, naturally, got the f**k out of there.
Striker, you obviously haven't read any of the old ones XD. This can be a little inspiration to the rest of us, too.
Striker, you obviously haven't read any of the old ones XD. This can be a little inspiration to the rest of us, too.
, staring at
Then Dimbark died. Hopefully he won't be making every second post now. The people of TWHLia celebrated/mourned and
"Nice try," said Penguinboy, who slapped Dimbark for being a dweeb. "It's not your story, GTFO." This raised some suspicion, as when was the last time PB said GTFO? Huntey's curiosity got the better better of him, and after some searhing, he was shocked to find that PB
Captain Terror is better suited to leading the haters. The orange juices
The fat americans, now known as being hyper-religious, swarmed the ark looking for angels and other religious things. They didn't realise THIS ark was piloted by beverages. All they found was
"bring back the plot". This made sense. The smurfs were now realizing that something was wrong, not suprising since the Enterprize was only several hundred metres above them. They looked around for a way to survive when they saw
I prefer singleplayer-deathmatch. 
VIAGRA, CUZ I'M 300 YERES OWLD!' This confused potatis, as he looked no more than 8. Dimbark was promptly shipped off to an insane asylum, where
My Tiberian Dawn crashes, for whatever reason, when any of my units goes in the top 3 or 4 squares of the map. I kinda need that tiberium for the GDI mission I'm up to, so there's not a whole lot I can do. Haven't found a working fix yet.
Can't remember if I ever finished Allies on Red Alert.
Can't remember if I ever finished Allies on Red Alert.
Ireland. They didn't know it was an island. Feeling a strange sense of d?j? vu, potatis promptly fished around in his pocket to reveal
catch the start of the HL references. Disgusted, it
admin of TWHL with that kind of attitude. Noticing the empty glasses, Habboi
Try to stick to a plot. Be creative. Make sure others can work off of your post, and lay off long posts. And most of all... don't be stupid, just funny.
Once upon a time, fourteen glasses of orange juice were walking to
Once upon a time, fourteen glasses of orange juice were walking to
Those chains NEVER keep going anymore. You might get 5 or 6 in a row then some idiot stuffs it up. Just look at what happened not long ago with the BALLS.
It had water, I think only one type of resource, varying levels of terrain, fog of war but I think it could be removed if you built some radar-building...lots of different units...Just sounds like Red Alert to me.
I think even just "-w" works. That could just be some other things, though.
EDIT: I know it works with Diablo 2, and it's definitely worked for other things.
EDIT: I know it works with Diablo 2, and it's definitely worked for other things.
There'll be a lot more to come if I have any say in it.
Looking for some light reading? Screw novels! Just flick through every old forum and journal! There's bound to be some hilarious nuggets down there!
EDIT: Whatever happened to the banhammer? And the massive truck of fail?
EDIT: Whatever happened to the banhammer? And the massive truck of fail?
Hahaha, Strider wins this round. Those are epic.
Ahh... Whatever happened to threads like that. Nowadays if any threads even approach the insanity of those ones, they get closed.
EDIT: This is really giving me nostalgia on par of back when Santa Claus was still real.
EDIT: This is really giving me nostalgia on par of back when Santa Claus was still real.
So THAT'S why he's never around anymore.
raises hand
Never gotten viruses from the rare occations I have though.
Never gotten viruses from the rare occations I have though.
But don't forget, that particular restaurant has infinite meals.Meaning that restaurant will have to pay infinite amounts of money for the ingredients to cater for all the people who cough don't like the food?
I don't buy things on Steam. At least, not personally.
That kinda pointless commenting gets faces adjusted, P.
Wow, people really don't want to let go of the TWHL name.
People DO judge books by their covers. A lot of you are forgetting that.
Crollo, haven't you been banned numerously? Should you even have an opinion on where the site goes?