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Once upon a time, fourteen glasses of orange juice were walking to
Story time
Created 13 years ago2011-03-03 07:46:12 UTC by
Jessie
Created 13 years ago2011-03-03 07:46:12 UTC by
Jessie
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-03 07:48:33 UTC
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Posted 13 years ago2011-03-03 08:39:15 UTC
Post #291048
Ireland. They didn't know it was an island. The glasses were from
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-04 02:47:14 UTC
Post #291079
greenland. Glasses manufacture had skyrocketed in the region due to
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-04 03:37:31 UTC
Post #291081
an unexpected surge in the coffee mug market. It wasn't the first time
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-04 20:54:28 UTC
Post #291130
that any of the orange juice's had to work easy-street for dirty-money. They began lacing thier
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-04 21:09:15 UTC
Post #291131
weed with PCB, and rolling the biggest
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-04 22:11:35 UTC
Post #291134
dice in China. Some say the that dice was worth
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-04 23:00:38 UTC
Post #291135
absolutely nothing, so they made it for
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-04 23:42:05 UTC
Post #291136
the county line. Being in a country where districts are known as 'regions', this was quite impressive. Just then, as if of a sudden
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-04 23:49:09 UTC
Post #291137
a crazed obese american who was vacationing chugged down eleven of the orange juice glasses, and pulled out a
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-05 01:37:59 UTC
Post #291138
shotgun, and with the graceful stroke of a handsome young soldier, he pumped it forcefully and
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-05 01:49:09 UTC
Post #291139
realised he had cocked out the last remaining shell and that shell then squeezed itself down the inconveniently placed storm water drain. Stupidly enough he
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-05 03:01:10 UTC
Post #291140
began into a rampant bellow, reciting flawlessly the lyrics to the national theme song "Oh Canada". Only to be interrupted by a passing
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-05 04:40:26 UTC
Post #291142
Canadian who then told him he was never going to become an
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-05 09:18:51 UTC
Post #291151
admin of TWHL with that kind of attitude. Noticing the empty glasses, Habboi
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-05 11:51:35 UTC
Post #291153
reached into his pocket and pulled out the worlds smallest violin, which he played for the presumably dead orange juices.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-05 13:16:58 UTC
Post #291154
Than, all of a sudden, some one in the world made a map who F'd up Hlfix! That person was named
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-05 20:36:07 UTC
Post #291164
Stojke. Unaware of what he had done
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-05 21:19:12 UTC
Post #291165
he decided to throw a party and he served fourteen glasses of orange juice and a large chocolate cake that read
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-05 21:23:58 UTC
Post #291166
Skals is an AK 47 smuggler. The party was so wild, the neighbours
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-05 22:20:51 UTC
Post #291167
put potatoes in their ears, knocked on Stojke's door and threatened to
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-05 22:38:17 UTC
Post #291168
call the Ghostbusters so they can zap the
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-05 22:56:13 UTC
Post #291170
evil spirits that where causing them to take so much heroin, but they never
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-05 23:10:23 UTC
Post #291171
admitted the fact that the only person there was the host. Nerds don't get girls that
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-05 23:23:25 UTC
Post #291172
don't like girls. In the meantime, Dimbark
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 00:07:57 UTC
Post #291173
was trying to scam people into giving him their credit card info so he could purchase minecraft, but so far
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 00:15:08 UTC
Post #291174
Noone was falling for it, so he started watching TV, but the signal went down. All of a sudden, a poison headcrab appeared in his living room. "Mom, kill it!" He cried out. A vortigaunt leaped through his window just in time to
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 00:39:04 UTC
Post #291175
catch the start of the HL references. Disgusted, it
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 00:53:11 UTC
Post #291176
zapped the television, repairing the signal, and returned through the orifice in whence he came. At that same moment, captain Kirk beamed into the living room. he proceeded to say " This is an emergency.. we have
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 02:00:47 UTC
Post #291178
to escape" So, he said "beam me up, scotty!" and they were off to
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 08:25:47 UTC
Post #291187
Ireland. They didn't know it was an island. Feeling a strange sense of d?j? vu, potatis promptly fished around in his pocket to reveal
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 08:31:36 UTC
Post #291188
a pair of gloves, which he uses when he needs to move very quickly in his wheelchair. He slipped on the gloves and he was off! But disaster struck when he accidentally
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 13:02:05 UTC
Post #291197
ran into the home of Dimbark. Dimbark soon became deranged from all the "friends" in his home and shouted "THAT WASNT MAH LIVING ROOM, I NEEDZ A
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 18:35:06 UTC
Post #291205
VIAGRA, CUZ I'M 300 YERES OWLD!' This confused potatis, as he looked no more than 8. Dimbark was promptly shipped off to an insane asylum, where
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 18:44:06 UTC
Post #291207
Little smurfs danced all day and sang happy songs. Suddenly, from space there came the
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 18:46:51 UTC
Post #291208
Enterprise, where Scotty had
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 18:51:32 UTC
Post #291209
been replaced by Simon Pegg. Following the Enterprise into a low orbit was a
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 18:54:54 UTC
Post #291210
Shark with FRICKIN LAZER BEAMS attached to it's
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 18:56:52 UTC
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dictionary, which probably explains the unnecessary apostrophe in the previous post. Meanwhile, the smurfs at the insane asylum couldn't help but notice the Enterprise wasn't slowing down as it descended rapidly towards the Earth.
"Oh,
"Oh,
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 19:15:01 UTC
Post #291212
bloody bullocks stacked 10-quid thick!" shouted a startled yet intriguingly handsome koala from it's Manhattan canopy. Delighted, all of the children
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 19:15:54 UTC
Post #291213
started chanting "All glory to the hypnotoad" as they
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 19:23:53 UTC
Post #291214
all became admins at TWHL and then began to
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 19:30:33 UTC
Post #291216
hurricane roundhouse down the street in single-file order. Luckily, with Crollo's quick wit, Dimbark, Potatis, and the other members of twhl, stricken with administrative-envy
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 19:34:07 UTC
Post #291217
attempted to break Stojke out of a prison named "The Jail for
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 19:40:33 UTC
Post #291218
Untalented Mappers". At this point the story begins to loose sense. "No problemo!", Dimbark said, who enjoys
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 19:56:45 UTC
Post #291219
duck willies.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 20:13:45 UTC
Post #291221
The story continues to loosen the sense, but only a bit so it's not as congested.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 20:22:39 UTC
Post #291222
Then Disco Stu said: "inb4 thread closed", just in time before
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 21:22:22 UTC
Post #291229
the thread closes. He was then elected
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 21:42:43 UTC
Post #291235
king of the world, for he had threatened "[if I don't get elected] I'll fill the president so full of lead he'll be using his thing as a pencil!"
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