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I can't find bobajob. only a bunch of users on other sites.
Animals are OBVIOUSLY different, otherwise you'd have to admit that my Pedophilia argument is true.
I'm an expert! I took a class! lol
Eventually, America is going to invade and occupy all oil-producing countries, just to feed our addiction to gas-consuming SUV's.I hope we freakin' do!!! Not for SUV-aholes' sake, but for my sake, I drive a 32 MPG saturn and I'm STILL paying 5 testicles a gallon here!
The only reason all these countries are up-and-coming, is because tey are basically financed by the largest consumer in the world, the USA. If the USA falls and no one is able to afford anything anymore, these other countries will too, because there is not enough of a base or thier products elsewhere.
I'll do a charcoal for someone when I get home from college. Maybe Jobabob, but I need to know what Jobabob MEANS... I got nothin.
... PEOPLE! lol
Since I don't beleive in premarital sex anyway, Devout Christian women are okay for me. although I DID date this one girl who said she would not kiss before mariage and i was like "Whatev" and just didn't ever call her again.
MOST don't.
I like Data and Spock, they don't argue with my Logic.
Jobabob, I'm SO gonna use that! lol it even says "In got we trust" how appropriate for me.
A toy gun is just like a real gun, you point and shoot. Only the toy ones teach impressionable youngsters that nothign REALLY happens when you shoot.
So without guns... how am I ever gonna kill things?
So without guns... how am I ever gonna kill things?
The letters on the brand are backwards from how they should be.
Well, sort of. Except for the dopamine and the housewife part. but she IS nice. She just doesn't go off on women's rights all the time, and she's not a slut. She can think for herself and she's not all... subservient. She's just not a bitch like most of the "invincible females, hear-them-roar" that I've dated in the past.
We don;t have any paintball laws. It's why ogrish is still alive. America and Indonesia have to be like the only countries with people posted on there.
But you've made my point. Anyone can get hurt doing anything, why ban any of it? It's only aiding in natural selection. the most clumsy and careless don't get to reproduce after they have and accident.
But you've made my point. Anyone can get hurt doing anything, why ban any of it? It's only aiding in natural selection. the most clumsy and careless don't get to reproduce after they have and accident.
yeah, hugh, I dated a really liberal girl who was talking about how women can reproduce without men and how they are better and men all need to die. And i was like "WTF are you doing dating a guy then? You're lucky we even let you vote." We were together for all of, ohh.... 2 days.
Yes, and toy guns just teach kids how to use one early on. Ban them!
What about if someone got hit in the eye with airsoft? is it like a paintball, potentially blinding?
What about if someone got hit in the eye with airsoft? is it like a paintball, potentially blinding?
My lady is even more religious than I, if you can beleive that. lol
TBH, i want a Kalashnikov. Fully automatic. I wanna just let a clip loose into a sandbar or something. And by sandbar i mean a Bar where muslims go to socialize.
Luke: Really? I am almost positive that you can in Missouri and Arkansas too.
Well, there are certainly a lot of things that are bad about americans. for the most part I hate how americans live too, I hate how the majority of people in America are complete morons, like the ones that Satchmo originally posted about. HOWEVER: saying "Americans are stupid" is like saying "Polish ppl are stupid" it's not true for ALL the people so it just increases the chances that people wil start hating each other. I get bashed all the time on the net for being an american (also for being Christian, lol) because everyone thinks that americans are stupid, BECAUSE the celebrities and politicians are the only thing that other countries see of us. If some dude in finland or wherever could meet people like me or satchmo or hugh, they'd be all like "Wow, americans are teh r0x0r!!!1"
I used to date just anyone, but then I decided that I'd only date Christians so there would not be so many arguments all the time.
About being invited over.... Uh, dude, that's her trying to kill you. Notice your popcorn tasted a bit like rat poison?
About being invited over.... Uh, dude, that's her trying to kill you. Notice your popcorn tasted a bit like rat poison?
First of all - airguns are a lot less lethal and hardly ever kill anyone.So the lives of the people killed by Airsoft are somehow worth less than the lives of those killed by real guns, simply because there are less of them? If even one life is lost, isn't it worth it, to be safe with just a little less fun?
And the scenario you described about the guns, other than being harder to buy, that's how it's SUPPOSED to be here in america. You can only hunt with certain rifles, you have to have a license to hunt, handguns are restricted to people over 21 with no criminal record and you have to wait 30 days for a background check.
The thing that america has is "Old West" laws that allow you to walk on the streets with pistols strapped to your hips.
Does that make their help any less valuable to your country, Kasperg?
If everyone stopped accepting things from people with ulterior motives, nothing would change hands. Unless it's from me, because I care.
If everyone stopped accepting things from people with ulterior motives, nothing would change hands. Unless it's from me, because I care.
Well, jobabob, what if someone told you you could not ever play airsoft again, because someone a lot dumber than you (who probably deserved it) shot thier eye out? Or you could never play again or own the equipment because someone could rob a bank with them. (as long as they never had to actually fire it, bank ppl wouldn't know.)
You know as well as I do that limiting YOUR right to have fun airsoft guns because of what someone else did or might do is very stupid.
You know as well as I do that limiting YOUR right to have fun airsoft guns because of what someone else did or might do is very stupid.
I don't talk to brick walls. Especially if they're a stranger.
Aw come on, guns can't be THAT bad. See the picture at the bottom: http://www.jobsmaps.com/about.php
Jobabob: a contradiction of "thou shatl not kill" would be "thou shalt kill." seen nowhere.
Jesus' father and he are one, But jesus has the disdvantage of being a man and his father God is just a spirit. That's the whole point of Jesus being on earth to start with, because he would have ot be a man like all the rest of us.
Jesus' father and he are one, But jesus has the disdvantage of being a man and his father God is just a spirit. That's the whole point of Jesus being on earth to start with, because he would have ot be a man like all the rest of us.
a slave is just someone who works at your house and lives there and eats your food. They're called "kids" to some people. If you treat your slaves the way the bible tells you, they are more like "live-in pals." 
I broke up with my GF a long time ago... I notice that I have lots more money and fun these days.
The bible contradicts itself? Tell me where.
And yes, the bible is not against slavery. It even says "If you're a slave, be a GOOD slave." Different people have different lots in life.
And yes, the bible is not against slavery. It even says "If you're a slave, be a GOOD slave." Different people have different lots in life.
Hugh, that offends me. You need to conform to MY idea of what is politically correct. That way you can have an open mind, AKA the same mind I have.
Jobabob: it's not that society would be better if we all went back to church. Screw church... That's where kids get molested. If you REALLY live by what the bible says, you would not be harming others or yourself, you would be treating everyone with love and respect and MP3's would be free and legal.
It's only when SOME get greedy and cheat, does a universal set of rules not work 100% efficiently.
It's only when SOME get greedy and cheat, does a universal set of rules not work 100% efficiently.
Well, yours is the final judgement, of course. 
God IS in your apartment, satchmo. He's behind the couch.
Building is easy. Learn how to do it then convince people you know to buy computers from you.
I'd buy a Jesus Action Figure. Actually they have them already. I forgot the site.
uh... what?
okay, I'm back in. lol.
Organized religion is okay. When people start capitalizing off of it is when it gets Satan-y.
Organized religion is okay. When people start capitalizing off of it is when it gets Satan-y.
we're not ARGUING, we're debating.
and I'm done with even THAT.
and I'm done with even THAT.
We have lots of russian students here, all in ESL classes. They always quit school. Talk some sense into them Satchmo, use your success to keep these jokers in school!
[edit] In Soviet Russia, school quit YOU!
[edit] In Soviet Russia, school quit YOU!
lol. Satch, I'm pretty sure that 3 of the 9 pregnant girls in this school actually GOT pregnant on these keyboards...
BTW: I'm an arsehole. I saw one of the pregnant girls walking to the bus she rides home because she is not old enough to drive, and I had the urge to loudly say "Betcha wish you hadn't screwed him now!!!" But i didn't.
BTW: I'm an arsehole. I saw one of the pregnant girls walking to the bus she rides home because she is not old enough to drive, and I had the urge to loudly say "Betcha wish you hadn't screwed him now!!!" But i didn't.
nope, you still don't beat the school.
Sorry you've been havin some trouble lately.
Satch, it's a takeoff on Jakov Smirnoff's "In soviet russia" jokes
i.e. "In Soviet Russia, CAR drive YOU!"
i.e. "In Soviet Russia, CAR drive YOU!"
I work as a technology coordinator and part-time teacher at a highschool: Our keyboards are the nastiest, no competition.
It's okay, I can take it. I knew that making the "pedophilia" point would not be welcomed with open arms. But I chose to do it anyway. 
This thread started out as and contunues to be, a big joke. No more, no less.
I talked with two Russian (former) orphan girls today. They are sisters. The feel the same way as this girl. It is nice to see nice people like them happy, and not stuck out in the Russian woods.
ouch, I've been smote.
YEAH! Tolerate my intolerance!
There's black people in England? You have friends?
There's black people in England? You have friends?