That's sad. Oh well. I'd still really like to see the minimod..
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That's sad. Oh well. I'd still really like to see the minimod..
Frank Zappa & Steve Vai - Fuck Yourself
Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
Everyone will know you've been to this show
If you can't take, eat my stool
Masturbate with some crazy glue
I don't care what you do
Fock yourself with a garden tool
Fuck yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that
long
Fuck yourself with the world wide web
Man you could ride that sucka' right from your bed
You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy
Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
Fuck yourself with your heart and soul
Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even fuck yourself,
How ya gonna fuck somebody else?
Fuck yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
Fuck yourself with organized religion
Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
He'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time
And can someone explain to me this racist crap
I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
And to all you people who only see things your way
Well, you can suck my dick and take all day
Fuck your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
I don't know!
I hate to tell you but I told you so
Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
They come down on me because I know how to play -
Hey... fuck you!
Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
Now those people think they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
Fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
Fuck yourself with the latest fashion
With your spikes and your hair and those cute
little buttons
And if you happen to have some leather and lace
Fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
Fuck yourself with your income tax
They're fucking you and that's a fact
Before you know it your money's all spent
And you've just been fucked by the government
Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
I have been so fucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
Just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think
Those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally outraged
Fuck yourself with your face
One of the most awesome lyrics ever.
Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
Everyone will know you've been to this show
If you can't take, eat my stool
Masturbate with some crazy glue
I don't care what you do
Fock yourself with a garden tool
Fuck yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that
long
Fuck yourself with the world wide web
Man you could ride that sucka' right from your bed
You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy
Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
Fuck yourself with your heart and soul
Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even fuck yourself,
How ya gonna fuck somebody else?
Fuck yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
Fuck yourself with organized religion
Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
He'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time
And can someone explain to me this racist crap
I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
And to all you people who only see things your way
Well, you can suck my dick and take all day
Fuck your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
I don't know!
I hate to tell you but I told you so
Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
They come down on me because I know how to play -
Hey... fuck you!
Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
Now those people think they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
Fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
Fuck yourself with the latest fashion
With your spikes and your hair and those cute
little buttons
And if you happen to have some leather and lace
Fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
Fuck yourself with your income tax
They're fucking you and that's a fact
Before you know it your money's all spent
And you've just been fucked by the government
Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
I have been so fucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
Just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think
Those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally outraged
Fuck yourself with your face
One of the most awesome lyrics ever.
Delphi is much like VB, so I'll write it.
[b]{$I-}
AssignFile(<name of TextFile variable>, Edit76.text);
Reset(<name of TextFile variable>);
{$I+}
lines := 0;
[b]{$I-}
AssignFile(<name of TextFile variable>, Edit76.text);
Reset(<name of TextFile variable>);
{$I+}
lines := 0;
while not Eof (<name of TextFile variable>) do begin
lines := lines + 1;
ReadLn (<name of TextFile variable>, x);
case lines of
1 : br_k := strtofloat(x);
2 : num_k := strtofloat(x);
3 : sky_k := strtofloat(x);
4 : kam_k := strtofloat(x);
5 : blk_k := strtofloat(x);
6 : juo_k := strtofloat(x);
7 : vok_k := strtofloat(x);
8 : lam_k := strtofloat(x);
9 : lab_k := strtofloat(x);
10 : pef_k := strtofloat(x);
11 : big_k := strtofloat(x);
12 : lan_k := strtofloat(x);
13 : poz10_k := strtofloat(x);
14 : poz20_k := strtofloat(x);
15 : poz44_k := strtofloat(x);
16 : par_k := strtofloat(x);
end;
end;[/b]Anywho - it's not hard to write an app like that.
As in: read information, I guess.. 
It's SO easy to make code that reads files.. You just gotta know the order, the file is written in, everything else is simple math.
Daubster radioshowTik 15Lt kainuoja. Muzikos bomboje pirkau.I want it too
Prodigy.. Great band.
Prodigy - Spitfire
Prodigy - Spitfire
Where'd you rip them from?
Yup. Seventh could upload them in TWHL.
I always loved SpaG's headcrab.
I like it.. Although it could have been better.
I've got some ideas, maybe I should make my version?
I'll do it.
I've got some ideas, maybe I should make my version?
I'll do it.
Poland is good tooooo cmon Lithuania is sorta like poland i guess..I could argue about this for days...
1. Polish language is much like russian, lithuanian isn't
2. The only relation Lithuania and Poland has is historical.
Beat that..
Still working on HL 1.5? Nice.
I think that Fragmeister is ~13 - 16, he doesn't play HL too much, he's interested in mapping, but he didn't finish any maps yet.
Jimmi - I won't mention him here anymore..
Ant - He has a band or is a member of one. He's 17-18, finished school, doesn't map for HL anymore.
Seventh-Monkey - He's 17? Codes .php alot. College. Doesn't map for HL anymore.
ZombieLoffe - He's around 16 give or take. Always says his opinion freely. Maps for HL rarely or doesn't map at all. Student.
HrnyGoat - Is around 16, maps for HL a little. Student.
Mephs - Doesn't map anymore or maps very rarely. 14-17 yrs old. Student.
Euro stylez - Either around 14 or over 20. Plays HL and probably CS. Maps for HL. Student?
What do ya think I am then?
Jimmi - I won't mention him here anymore..
Ant - He has a band or is a member of one. He's 17-18, finished school, doesn't map for HL anymore.
Seventh-Monkey - He's 17? Codes .php alot. College. Doesn't map for HL anymore.
ZombieLoffe - He's around 16 give or take. Always says his opinion freely. Maps for HL rarely or doesn't map at all. Student.
HrnyGoat - Is around 16, maps for HL a little. Student.
Mephs - Doesn't map anymore or maps very rarely. 14-17 yrs old. Student.
Euro stylez - Either around 14 or over 20. Plays HL and probably CS. Maps for HL. Student?
What do ya think I am then?
Who made em anyways?
The only thing missing is brightness.
The outside can be dark but the inside MUST be lit. Try coloured lights for the nightclub.
And yes, the architecture really looks good, texturing n most places too.
The outside can be dark but the inside MUST be lit. Try coloured lights for the nightclub.
And yes, the architecture really looks good, texturing n most places too.
Shit, let me write a rant about Jimmi.
Dude, what the fuck were you thinking, when making all those spam accnts? Did you think that it was fuckin funny? I understand if you would have made one fucking accnt, but you made like 10 of em! You are nuthin but a lameass cocksucking spammer! The main thing is that you're always sorry after you do sumthin absoulutely STUPID! That shows how much of a fuckin 3yr old you are! TWHL is a good and creative mapper community and we don't neet any bitchass spamers like yourself! Go spam some other gay sites, but not TWHL you craphead fucked up moron!! You can always leave TWHL if you think it's boring. Spamming doesn't make things any more fun!
Go kill yourself coz your are becoming pathetic!
Bitch.
Dude, what the fuck were you thinking, when making all those spam accnts? Did you think that it was fuckin funny? I understand if you would have made one fucking accnt, but you made like 10 of em! You are nuthin but a lameass cocksucking spammer! The main thing is that you're always sorry after you do sumthin absoulutely STUPID! That shows how much of a fuckin 3yr old you are! TWHL is a good and creative mapper community and we don't neet any bitchass spamers like yourself! Go spam some other gay sites, but not TWHL you craphead fucked up moron!! You can always leave TWHL if you think it's boring. Spamming doesn't make things any more fun!
Go kill yourself coz your are becoming pathetic!
Bitch.
More spam accounts by Jimmi... What an idiot.
I vote for his banning now.
I vote for his banning now.
Thanks, rowleybob! Sry for the thread, tho..
Holy shit.. This thread broke the record! Are there any threads with more posts?
Will some one please close this thread?
You're haggishunter, right? I remember you.
Oh cmon. I can really give you a detailed review on the major problems.
I wanted to beta test a LONG time ago! Let me do it!! PLZ!!
Let's all wait for Seventh or Rabid or Ant... Wonder who will take him down first...
oooh.. do I smell a riot comin? 
heh.. not bad..
@Jimmi: Told you. You're always sorry after you do something stupid. :
Think before you do it, man!
@Jimmi: Told you. You're always sorry after you do something stupid. :
Think before you do it, man!
I tried making a whole new entity and unchecking the Play everywhere flag... The flag I need the most is "start silent"
Howabout closing this thread?
Umm what's that?
You can't target anything with an ambient_generic...
I'm running pretty desperate here, guys.
I was workin on my compo map and I needed a specific sound there. So I created my own. Now there can't be anything wrong with the sound, cause it's PCM 8000 8bit mono.
Now I can hear the sound in HL, but it won't loop no matter what I try!
The setup is like this:
The ambient_generic is called "tt_dronesnd"
The wav file path is: "ambience/tt_drone.wav"
The ambient_generic is triggered by a multi_manager and isn't triggered again by any entity.
I've checked the "NOT looped" flag for like 10 times! It's not ticked. I also experimented with other ambient_generic properties to see if they have anything to do with the problem. All of my efforts were in vain.
Then I thought that this was a problem with my HL, but it isn't coz it loops other sounds.
Any ideas on how to fix this? The sound is pretty necessary.
Any ideas or solutions would be appreciated..
I was workin on my compo map and I needed a specific sound there. So I created my own. Now there can't be anything wrong with the sound, cause it's PCM 8000 8bit mono.
Now I can hear the sound in HL, but it won't loop no matter what I try!
The setup is like this:
The ambient_generic is called "tt_dronesnd"
The wav file path is: "ambience/tt_drone.wav"
The ambient_generic is triggered by a multi_manager and isn't triggered again by any entity.
I've checked the "NOT looped" flag for like 10 times! It's not ticked. I also experimented with other ambient_generic properties to see if they have anything to do with the problem. All of my efforts were in vain.
Then I thought that this was a problem with my HL, but it isn't coz it loops other sounds.
Any ideas on how to fix this? The sound is pretty necessary.
Any ideas or solutions would be appreciated..
O M F F G
Make this thread sticky, atom!
I'm learning karate now, it's ok but I don't think that I could defend myself with its techniques yet.... I'd rather use a good handgun to defend myself...
The major part of Turkey is in Asia... If I recall it right - the European part of Turkey is only 3% of the whole country..
True... It's extremely hard to make good-looking and tileable textures from a photo.. :
Good one, Hunter.. 
Yea.. I've been to Turkey twice..
Although It's more of an important discussion for turkish people, coz we don't know shit about it. You should better discuss this in some turkish forum/irc channel..
Although It's more of an important discussion for turkish people, coz we don't know shit about it. You should better discuss this in some turkish forum/irc channel..
That sucks..
Let me give ya a tip:
Don't write anymore of your embarassments. You'll start to remember all other crazy shit that happened to ya and feel very miserable. Just forget all that crap coz if u don't you might start thinking of it and that won't result in anythng good, trust me.
Let me give ya a tip:
Don't write anymore of your embarassments. You'll start to remember all other crazy shit that happened to ya and feel very miserable. Just forget all that crap coz if u don't you might start thinking of it and that won't result in anythng good, trust me.
Buuuuuuulcrap. The web's full of silly shit like this. It's all fuckin commercial. :
It could use something like this though:
"BOO! The chaos cloud is gonna get ya'! Support the scientists, who will try making this big biiig laser thingie-gizmo to destroy the chaos cloud by sending us 200$ or your credit card.
P.S You're all gonna die, fools..!!"
And to all of you who believe this - go hide under your bed and hope that the biiig baad chaos cloud won't get ya'...
I mean - this kinda shit just sucks...
It could use something like this though:
"BOO! The chaos cloud is gonna get ya'! Support the scientists, who will try making this big biiig laser thingie-gizmo to destroy the chaos cloud by sending us 200$ or your credit card.
P.S You're all gonna die, fools..!!"
And to all of you who believe this - go hide under your bed and hope that the biiig baad chaos cloud won't get ya'...
I mean - this kinda shit just sucks...
some latvians (apparently my relatives) I know do.You're related to latvians?
Cool.
Well as far as I know, the russian language is used a lot in Latvia.
Whoa... Thats embarassing... How long ago did that happen? Do ya still have claustriphoby?
lol..
Radioshow - kurva
Radioshow - kurva
Frank Zappa & Steve Vai - Fuck Yourself
Didn't know the thirdperson thing... When I used thirdperson in hl2 - gordon looked untextured and smoothshaded.
Yup.. Anywho - if ya' like good beer and lovely women - come to Lithuania.. You won't be dissapointed..
That's russian, dude...
Lithuanian:
"Kur, po velniu, Lietuva??"
Lithuanian:
"Kur, po velniu, Lietuva??"
The tourist was probably lithuanian now when I think of it... I can't think of anyone else, who would put somethin like that on a t-shirt..
echoes Elon 